Norm Stewart was a cheat. Got caught cheating. Melted the program. Never recovered. Destroyed his own program. That shite is memory holed over there at mizzou. Out of sight out of mind. Mizzou fans love having no memory. Not much good to remember anyway. Guy’s name is scribbled on the court. What a joke. Should be signed Failed Cheater.

Gary Pinkel became a drunk cheating husband. While being a drunk cheating husband his program collapsed culturally starting with his DUI arrest and public affair leading to a rampant cocaine problem for years on the team and guns being pointed at teammates. What a circus program. All this toxic bullshite resulted in a player boycott that destroyed the football program and nearly finished the university as a whole. The hypocrite drunk cheat of a head coach preached family while destroying his actual real family. That rotted his program. Rotted it to the point the environment grew a cancer cell in the name of a boycott.

Mizzou cheating killed both their major programs.

How’s that feel mizzou?

Norm Stewart’s biggest tale isn’t about winning a championship. It’s about not getting gas and food in the state of kansas. Laugh the frick out loud. He sure got ‘em. Yeah, how many championships do those beakers have? He sure got em not getting gas in their state. fricking idiot. Got caught cheating and didn’t even have a championship to show for it. But muh legend. Muh didn’t spend money in kansas muh. Let’s build him a statue. He’s our legend.

When the shite show of a basketball program tried launching again mizzou got behind a literal coke slut. A degenerate feen. Good call there mizzou. Fail.

Then in desperation to rebuild the fake glory of old, Frank Haith has to cheat his arse off to get an ncaa tournament team only for that to all blow up in your fricking face too mizzou. Laugh the frick out loud at you dumb fricks.

After Gary Pinkel literally demolished your football program. DEMOLISHED IT. And nearly destroyed your entire university. Actually he literally almost destroyed your entire university. It was that fricking close. You ran out a guy who took over a program deemed racist in a sport that requires recruiting mostly black athletes. Like, good fricking luck with that. For Christ sake what an impossible task. Won 8 fricking games in year 3. Was on pace to match that in year 4 before losing his All-American middle linebacker. Mother fricker didn’t have one transfer when the team lost bowl eligibility thanks to Gary fricking Pinkel cheating. Dealt with a stadium demolition renovation. Trailers for locker rooms. An NCAA post season ban that he had nothing to do with. And still this train was going in a damn good direction, doing it all the right way. The long-vision way. Mother fricking guy got labeled boring after his teams broke SEC TD records. Like what the frick. Allegedly couldn’t recruit but mizzou just graduated its all time leading rusher he recruited and has guys he recruited all over the NFL right now. frick off you weak arse ****-boys who want to use cheap arse rankings, without considered the bullshite he was dealing with, while not looking at the players he found and developed. frick right off.

You gassed your own Kirby Smart. My damn there are so many similarities between him and the guy you tossed out. All because most of you minivan bi-dads relate more to the absolute car salesman golden promise-maker twat who’s either going to fail or bail sooner than you can tuck your tiger tails back between your legs after you’ve flaunted it for some sweet recruiting classes that will result in absolutely frick-all-nothing because there will not be a culture built at mizzou under the gym teacher. Yes gym teacher. The gym teacher that you have as a head SEC football coach. fricking guy pretends to be an ex-lawyer. Guy was a god damn gym teacher. Absolute fraud on every level. Soon those promises will be due for payment. He has about a 1 year windows right now to get a major boost with a major successful season before the smoke and mirrors he’s using to build the program start to fall down.

Laugh at all these weak arse mizzou fans. Your teams suck.

You can’t pick a fricking shade of yellow/gold/mustard.

You are afraid to use a block M bc you bitch out as the nobody you are.

Your biggest legends in both basketball and football. Both statued legends. Are cheating idiots who destroyed everything they built.

It would be ideal to build them statues and then tear them down bc that’s what the frick happened.

Suck the nuts of Iowa you losers. fricking incredible that god damn state is able to run two damn nice football programs. What an embarrassment to you. What a fricking absolute fricking embarrassment.

frick each of you.

Pain and suffering will continue. Always.

You will not be freed by a recruiting ranking.

You will always fail. Because YOU. You the fan are the worst in America. Possibly all of the world. You have zero core group of legitimate curators of the truth. You have no anchor. You are a lost soul. Mizzou is a lost university.

This post was edited on 1/13/22 at 5:55 pm