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re: LSU fans are jerking themselves off and telling people they’re getting laid

Posted on 1/23/26 at 11:27 pm to
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
39374 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 11:27 pm to
I'm pretty sure they think if they keep talking about the future over and over people won't mention the fact they started this season in the top10, beat "#4 Clemson" in the opener rising them up to #3 in the country, only to finish 7-6(3-5 in conference) after they showed their asses...yet again.

Meanwhile, every loss for another team is somehow the biggest deal ever and a win for them.

They are without a doubt the most pathetic fan base I've ever encountered in the over 50 years I've been watching this sport. I can name a few good posters here, but the majority of them are delusional as frick.

In short, they are wannabes.


This post was edited on 1/23/26 at 11:32 pm
Posted by vidtiger23
Member since Feb 2012
8511 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 11:27 pm to
A&M hasn’t had post season success since my grandmother was in her teens. But ok
Posted by Patsy Parisi
Member since Dec 2025
596 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 11:28 pm to
Posted by BigUglies10
Member since Jan 2026
564 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 12:19 am to
Yall still got the NC Trophy Jimbo posed with, that didn’t have a date on it? Talk about a circle jerk. LOL
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
7852 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 12:43 am to
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Never seen a fanbase stroke out over a coach that has never had postseason success. You’d think they found a golden ticket, but poor Lane still doesn’t know what it’s like to be in a CFP.



Generations of Aggies have lived and died without seeing their alma mater win anything of significance.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
65554 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 12:54 am to
Posted by PortCityTiger82
Shreveport, LA
Member since Nov 2010
7008 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 1:36 am to
Yeah, we should poison our rivals trees or shoot our friends at parties for not being upset enough after a loss

An Alabama fan calling another fanbase pathetic is about ironic as it gets.
Posted by HamzooReb
Utah
Member since Mar 2013
13662 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 1:54 am to
LSU fans are jerking off to going 8-4 next season. They are the dumbest fricks on this planet. fricking retards.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
68108 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 1:56 am to
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LSU fans are jerking off to going 8-4 next season. They are the dumbest fricks on this planet. fricking retards.


At least we aren't Rebels
Posted by koreandawg
South Korea
Member since Sep 2015
13371 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 2:52 am to
Good work. Both things can be true.

Been almost a century since A&M won a national title.

LSU believes they have the best coach in college football when he's really only had success at one power program and has never coached in a CFP game.
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BlackCloud
Posted by SECCaptain
Member since Jun 2025
1937 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 3:21 am to
40 players in @ 73.33
33 out @ 71.06

Very marginal upgrades, it’s basically the same team. But we just went through this same shite with these same retards last summer when Nussmeier was a lock to win the heisman and then again in late September when it didn’t matter because the defense was so good they didn’t need a heisman qb.

These people live/grew up in Loserana for a reason, their ancestors lost the game of life and that’s all they know how to do
This post was edited on 1/24/26 at 3:32 am
Posted by GaryHobson
Member since Jan 2026
246 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 3:24 am to
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AggieArchitect2004



imagine jerking off all day on a LSU website and then talk shite about LSU after we just pistol slapped you in the fricking face in recruiting.
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
18624 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 3:53 am to
Gay
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6574 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 5:19 am to
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Never seen a fanbase stroke out over a coach that has never had postseason success.


I wouldn’t be boasting about that when your team has only been to the playoffs once and couldn’t even get hard. So STTDB!
Posted by RoscoeSanCarlos
Member since Oct 2017
2088 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 5:48 am to
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I must have missed where all of Elko’s banners are?


They’re in the same place asLane’s.
Posted by Trumansfangs
Mo
Member since Sep 2018
8393 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 5:48 am to
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Gay & in Tennessee garb !
Posted by theballguy
Colorado (home) & DC (work)
Member since Oct 2011
34406 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 5:57 am to
After Kelly, I kind of don't blame them. Maybe it's their time. Let them enjoy it.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
30857 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 6:39 am to
LSU fans are bigger dorks than Bama fans.
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
6596 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 6:45 am to
Aggies know about jerking dudes off…
Posted by The Hispanic Titanic
Phoenix, Arizona
Member since Sep 2022
812 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 7:14 am to
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LSU fans are jerking themselves off and telling people they’re getting laid




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They are without a doubt the most pathetic fan base I've ever encountered in the over 50 years I've been watching this sport. I can name a few good posters here, but the majority of them are delusional as frick.

In short, they are wannabes.




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