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re: LSU fans are dwindling

Posted on 1/29/21 at 2:16 pm to
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
Member since Oct 2018
5363 posts
Posted on 1/29/21 at 2:16 pm to
What is this shite? We’ve got plenty of legit material to troll the corn dogs with. This ain’t it.
Posted by Pacito
Member since Jan 2013
1222 posts
Posted on 1/29/21 at 2:24 pm to
This is the type of post you get when you let your retarded little brother play with your computer.
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 1/29/21 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

LSU loses an average of 23 fans to water moccasin bites each year Campus officials have tried to curb the snake population inside the stadium but, although numbers appear to be on the decline, have yet to eradicate the snakes within the upper sections.

Y'all are way too serious on a Friday afternoon.

This is pretty damn humorous, and it's clearly satire.

Lighten up.

Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 1/29/21 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

“if the earth had a butthole, it would be Tuscaloosa, Al”

You've never been to Hobbs, New Mexico.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 1/29/21 at 3:10 pm to
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we are sure getting a treat on the rant today.

Posted by Adam4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2008
13760 posts
Posted on 1/29/21 at 3:10 pm to
Lmao
This post was edited on 1/29/21 at 3:11 pm
Posted by PlateJohnsonIII
Member since Feb 2020
6159 posts
Posted on 1/29/21 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

Y'all are way too serious on a Friday afternoon.


The fact that > 0 people believed it is disappointing - even for this site.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
28936 posts
Posted on 1/29/21 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

water moccasin


quote:

inside the stadium


Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23882 posts
Posted on 1/29/21 at 3:31 pm to
I’m afraid that I’d have to put my money on the LSU fan in a water moccasin vs. LSU fan scenario.
Posted by redfish99
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Member since Aug 2007
16410 posts
Posted on 1/29/21 at 4:06 pm to
Back to work stocking shelves idiot Labels to the front this time
This post was edited on 1/29/21 at 4:07 pm
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
19044 posts
Posted on 1/29/21 at 4:21 pm to
No, not true. Not since coonasses found out cottonmouth tastes like chicken anyway...
This post was edited on 1/29/21 at 4:22 pm
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
9669 posts
Posted on 1/29/21 at 4:26 pm to
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I feel like you've def wacked off to a game LSU lost.


I feel personally attacked.
(55-17)
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
12300 posts
Posted on 1/29/21 at 6:31 pm to
God, you gumps lead small lives.
Posted by chity
Chicago, Il
Member since Dec 2008
6075 posts
Posted on 1/29/21 at 6:48 pm to
Laos Soccer Unifield (LSU) an average of 23 fans to water moccasin bites each year

Campus officials have tried to curb the snake population inside the stadium but, although numbers appear to be on the decline, have yet to eradicate the snakes within the upper sections.
Posted by labamafan
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2007
24263 posts
Posted on 1/29/21 at 6:50 pm to
Is that what this was. I guess I just didn’t get the joke and didn’t find it funny.
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17773 posts
Posted on 1/29/21 at 7:00 pm to
If your girlfriend is telling you see is seeing a lot of snakes at LSU you might need to have a conversation.
Posted by ZydecoTigah
walker LA
Member since Sep 2010
447 posts
Posted on 1/29/21 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

Found this little nugget and couldn't believe it. Is this true, LSU fans?
quote:
LSU loses an average of 23 fans to water moccasin bites each year
Campus officials have tried to curb the snake population inside the stadium but, although numbers appear to be on the decline, have yet to eradicate the snakes within the upper sections.


It's crawfish season, those fair-weather tiger fans always find a few moccasins while wading in the swamp trying to catch a few mudbugs, just leaves more natty lite for the rest of us!!


Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 1/29/21 at 7:39 pm to
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“if the earth had a butthole, it would be Tuscaloosa, Al”


I suppose red stick must be the weeping vagina where 60,000 corndogs cry about unfair officiating.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27271 posts
Posted on 1/29/21 at 8:02 pm to
When is see a GDKC snake, I kill it.
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