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re: LSU fans and the excessive Lane Kiffin posts…

Posted on 1/14/26 at 8:11 pm to
Posted by Rip N Lip
Zambodia
Member since Jul 2019
7259 posts
Posted on 1/14/26 at 8:11 pm to
They are welfare queens.

Need attention 24/7.

Always have their hand out.

Especially potent strain of crotch crickets creates their unique aroma.

French culture makes them sandy vaginas.

Posted by WHATDOINO
Member since Dec 2008
6954 posts
Posted on 1/14/26 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

Every hour of the day, there’s an LSU fan somewhere making another post about Lane Kiffin.


Newsflash. This board is an “LSU board. It may say sec rant, but it was made by an LSU fan and there are three times as many LSU fans as others. Not that hard to figure out
Posted by Swampcat
Member since Dec 2003
12547 posts
Posted on 1/14/26 at 8:14 pm to
Funny because the last two or three weeks it has been just the opposite from SEC schools posting about Lane ! Hypocrisy at its finest. How dare LSU fans make posts on an LSU forum about their coach! The audacity!
Posted by Dylan
Bayou Barbary
Member since May 2009
3735 posts
Posted on 1/14/26 at 8:15 pm to
I mean it’s a LSU based forum. LSU hasn’t had a reason to be excited about football in years. Now we hire a rival’s coach, that has been killing it recruiting in his short time here. We’re excited. It’s no different than any other fan base when something good happens. There’s just more of us on this forum.
Posted by Gnash
Cypress, Tx
Member since Oct 2015
10149 posts
Posted on 1/14/26 at 8:15 pm to
Bro there were Lane threads 24/7 for 6 weeks straight with the majority of them started by non- LSU posters.
What you’re witnessing now is the response from LSU fans now that they can point to things going well.
A 7-6 season is a big part of the reason, we haven’t had much to cheer about in a few months.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
38069 posts
Posted on 1/14/26 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

They’re just the most fun to mess with due to being the most insecure fanbase in the SEC…and it’s not close.

Says the 3X ultimate T-shirt fan.
Posted by Lanelsu83
Member since Dec 2025
609 posts
Posted on 1/14/26 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

Henry Jones Jr



still melting. At least you're doing it on different boards now.
Posted by Jrv2damac
KS (mountain time)
Member since Mar 2004
72478 posts
Posted on 1/14/26 at 8:24 pm to
Every fanbase is talking about him.

The current wave is just LSU’s response to it
Posted by Rip N Lip
Zambodia
Member since Jul 2019
7259 posts
Posted on 1/14/26 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

Newsflash. This board is an “LSU board. It may say sec rant, but it was made by an LSU fan and there are three times as many LSU fans as others. Not that hard to figure out


Chicken made SECRANT because you squid shite soft cockholes couldn’t take 21-0. In 2011.

You caught lightning in a bottle once since then. Maybe stay on Tiger Rant, since SEC Rant had to be made because your pussy hurt, and is still bleeding?




Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
13049 posts
Posted on 1/14/26 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

LSU gives all of yall a big shite burger to eat and people wanna complain.

I gotta be honest here. If someone gives me a shite burger to eat. I'm gonna complain.
Posted by Jrv2damac
KS (mountain time)
Member since Mar 2004
72478 posts
Posted on 1/14/26 at 8:43 pm to
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Chicken made SECRANT because you squid shite soft cockholes couldn’t take 21-0. In 2011.


The SEC rant was implemented in 2007.

When I first got here, it was just the LSU board, OT board, More Sports, and Political board.
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
72197 posts
Posted on 1/14/26 at 8:43 pm to
The nutria eaters will eat anything if you put some Crystals on it.
Posted by RTRnFlorida
Member since Mar 2024
2807 posts
Posted on 1/14/26 at 8:45 pm to
We mostly can’t stand the smell of them. Louisiana in general stinks. Roll up your windows going down I10
Posted by BamaBravesPackers
Member since Nov 2021
8325 posts
Posted on 1/14/26 at 8:49 pm to
I always feel like I need 3 showers after going to NOs, driving through Shreveport, or any other place in LA. How anyone lives in that state is beyond comprehension…well, until you read the LSU posters on this board.
This post was edited on 1/14/26 at 8:50 pm
Posted by Rip N Lip
Zambodia
Member since Jul 2019
7259 posts
Posted on 1/14/26 at 9:02 pm to
quote:

The SEC rant was implemented in 2007. When I first got here, it was just the LSU board, OT board, More Sports, and Political board.


1) The DNS was registered in 2008

2) So you are basically telling me that coming off a BCS Championship in 2007, LSU fans were so squid shite soft that an entirely new website had to be created because Alabama hired Nick Saban?

3) You don’t realize this is an even worse look than the 21-0 scenario, do you?

Posted by Patsy Parisi
Member since Dec 2025
468 posts
Posted on 1/14/26 at 9:12 pm to
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
53986 posts
Posted on 1/14/26 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

When I first got here, it was just the LSU board, OT board, More Sports, and Political board.

Simpler times.
Posted by Tex117
Member since Oct 2025
664 posts
Posted on 1/14/26 at 9:28 pm to
lol. Doesn’t change the fact Louisiana is a clown state.

But your point is valid
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
26317 posts
Posted on 1/14/26 at 9:30 pm to
Why are you upset that LSU fans are excited about their new coach?

Seems weird to be melty over.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
88311 posts
Posted on 1/14/26 at 9:33 pm to
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So you are basically telling me that coming off a BCS Championship in 2007, LSU fans were so squid shite soft that an entirely new website had to be created because Alabama hired Nick Saban?


SECr was invented bc bama trolls signed up here and posted incessantly on the rant. it was either this or go the route of tidefans who i believe still have a rule against LSU fans posting there


you’re welcome
This post was edited on 1/14/26 at 9:43 pm
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