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LSU enters a bank with a ski mask and a gun
Posted on 9/9/26 at 2:20 pm
Posted on 9/9/26 at 2:20 pm
The security guard Sankey quickly disarms them with overwhelming might.
LSU says "I wasn't really going to rob the bank!"
Sankey lets LSU off with a warning to never do this again.
LSU throws away the ski mask and gun.
LSU claims victory.
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You people are pathetic.
LSU says "I wasn't really going to rob the bank!"
Sankey lets LSU off with a warning to never do this again.
LSU throws away the ski mask and gun.
LSU claims victory.
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You people are pathetic.
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Posted on 9/9/26 at 2:21 pm to Tornado Alley
Melt 
Posted on 9/9/26 at 2:22 pm to Tornado Alley
This is the gayest fricking shite I’ve ever read here.
In over 22 years.
In over 22 years.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 2:22 pm to Tornado Alley
Sounds like Sankey is corrupt.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 2:22 pm to Tornado Alley
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You people are pathetic.
Ironic. Great post though
Posted on 9/9/26 at 2:23 pm to Tornado Alley
"Hey chat GPT...give me a funny joke about LSU and the SEC...except leave the funny out"
This post was edited on 9/9/26 at 2:24 pm
Posted on 9/9/26 at 2:25 pm to Tornado Alley
Terrible analogy.
It would make sense if LSU tried to rob a bank, the SEC said you can’t do that, but a court said yes you can.
It would make sense if LSU tried to rob a bank, the SEC said you can’t do that, but a court said yes you can.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 2:25 pm to Tornado Alley
You made the same weak arse post, twice.
Yeah we’re pathetic.
Yeah we’re pathetic.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 2:27 pm to WilliamTaylor21
Bama robs bank and enjoys the money.
Ole Miss robs bank and enjoys the money.
Texas robs bank (white collar, we know Texas) and enjoys the money.
Is robbing the bank illegal? Police chief says he will read the law and make a decision. Fails too…
LSU walks in with no ski masks or gun and gets arrested because we talked to someone earlier about robbing a bank one day. While in Jail, they create rule that walking into a bank is robbery if you talked about it.
Meanwhile Ole Miss, Texas and Ole Miss call for death to LSU.
Ole Miss robs bank and enjoys the money.
Texas robs bank (white collar, we know Texas) and enjoys the money.
Is robbing the bank illegal? Police chief says he will read the law and make a decision. Fails too…
LSU walks in with no ski masks or gun and gets arrested because we talked to someone earlier about robbing a bank one day. While in Jail, they create rule that walking into a bank is robbery if you talked about it.
Meanwhile Ole Miss, Texas and Ole Miss call for death to LSU.
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