re: LSU Conspiracy theories piling up - Has it always been this way?

Aggy is worse about "woe is me, the world's out to get me."

There it is. It has all came full circle.

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Windy City

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Registered on: 6/14/2019

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You've had nearly three months to figure this out, and it is just hitting you now?

Even paranoid people have enemies.

What? Win in Austin?

A&M won 24-17 the last time they went there.

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If I recall, LSU fans alleged that the Florida staff was using a potential hurricane and the severe risk to anyone near Gainesville as an slick and crafty excuse to postpone the LSU/Florida game and therefore benefit from a few injured players potentially being back on the field. Is that correct?

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If Florida handled it correctly, then why did the SEC office change the rule to take away the decision from Florida in the future if this same scenario happened?

The answer is Florida did not handle it correctly, so now the rule has changed and the SEC office has control.

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Can we compile a list of all the entities that--according to the TigerRant--are conspiring against the Bayou Bengals.

I'll get it started.

1. corporate SEC
2. the REC
3. ESPN (sportscenter, insider, OTL, the magazine, Top 10, baseball tonight, basically all of it)
4. Referees, especially Penn Wages
5. CBS
6. the BCS (LSU should at least be in the Rose Bowl this year)
7. Mark Womack
8. Mike Slive
9. JJ (and his bookie)
10. National Geographic (for making the original Honey Badger video)
11. Food Network (they canceled Emeril)
12. Bobby Hebert (said mean things about Les Miles)
13. Rivals.com (for not giving every LSU recruit at least 4 stars)
14. The SEC west (especially Auburn, Ole Miss, and Arkansas who always spend more time/attention/animosity/effort vs LSU because its their biggest game of the year to those teams. In short, they always "get up" for LSU)
15. Dr Peter Wolfe (for not factoring in how said teams "get up" for their games with LSU in his BCS formula)
16. The Manning family (for not giving LSU any of the sons)
17. University of Florida (for being their SEC east permanent game)
18. Lee Corso (doesn't alway pick LSU)
19. Heisman Trust (Honey Badger/Hill/Peterson and many more have been gypped)
20. Football Writers Association of America (didn't give HB the Nagurski trophy last year, or PP the year before)
21. Gunner Kiel (not having enough chest)
22. NFL (scheduling Saints games too early on Sunday when they know 90% of their fans are still hung over)
23. Maxwell Football Club (for giving HB the Bednarik award last year when Mo Claiborne actually deserved it more)
24. Chicken (for not locking the Tiger Rant)
25. Miami Dolphins
26. Bob Stoops (for giving LSU it lowest ranking in the USA coaches poll)
27. Duck Dynasty (the dad went to La Tech to play football instead of LSU)
28. United States National Park Service (refusing to strip California's Death Valley of its title and give it to its rightful owner)
29. Shaquille O'neal (didn't stay all 4 years)
30. Better Than Ezra (for selling out)
31. Raising Cane's (franchised, frickin sell outs)
32. Gary & Verne (obviously always pull against LSU)
33. The FBI (publicizing Baton Rouge's crime rate)
34. Early Doucet and Joseph Addai (not being on the sidelines like Ingram and Julio)
35. Barrett Jones (holds every play)
36 Nick Saban (for digging their team out of the dumpster; LSU fans only happy when theyre miserable)...
37. Landon Collins' girlfriend (for making him go to Alabama)...
38. Manti Teo (for stealing Kevin Minter's spotlight and awards)

39. Clemson (for being underrated, then showing up to lay the wood)
40. Brad Wing (tweeting mean things about LSU)

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You need a hobby.

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1) James Carville alleges a vast pro-Bama SEC conspiracy to explain the Devin White targeting suspension prior to the Bama matchup

2) LSU fans claim that Jimbo's nephew intentionally hassan-chopped Steve Kragthorpe in the pacemaker in an attempt to kill the man.

3) Air-Conditioning Gate - Coach O goes live with accusations of intentional sweating of the the LSU squad.

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You're missing a few:

4) Jordan Jefferson had pictures of Les Miles naked/doing something bad, and that's why JJ was starting over Lee

5) ESPN hates LSU and goes out of its way to disparage the university

6) Yahoo Sports hates LSU and goes out of its way to disparage the university

7) CBS Sports hates LSU and goes out of its way to disparage the university

8) The refs (nuff said)

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Have the LSU fans always been this paranoid?

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To be fair you kinda have to be if you're in the same division as Alabama. One little slip-up anywhere and you're losing to them again. Can't really blame them honestly

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If you were old enough you'd remember Bear Bryant accusing the Saturday Morning Post with trying to fix the Alabama vs Georgia football game. That's what a real conspiracy lunatic looked like.

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On the other hand, if you weren't such an old lunatic, you would remember that the Saturday Evening Post accused Sir Bryant and Wally Butts of fixing a game.

Subsequently, Bryant and Wally Dawg put the Saturday Evening Post out of bidness with their lawsuits.