Favorite team:LSU 
Location:The Land Down Under
Biography:Duke of the Republic of West Florida
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Registered on:10/28/2018
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Marisa Tomei in her 60s looking better than some chicks in their 20s


Most Italian women that don’t go crazy with the plastic surgery, lip fillers, or other cosmetic BS tend to age pretty well on the whole.
Another post about LSU from a Bama fan. Why are you so obsessed with us?

re: I don’t like Ott

Posted by BrohanDavey on 12/4/25 at 12:43 pm to
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I don’t like Ott


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He talks over Hanny too much.


Jimmy talks too much about sports betting. The show was much better when it was actually sports-content driven rather than the betting odds.
The greatest sports board in America—all thanks to Chicken! :bow:
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More cowbell incoming.


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AlterEd


This coming from an Arkansas fan? TF do you know?
Maybe focus less on Joey Freshwater and more on why your head coach looks like he’s one bad halftime speech away from selling timeshares in Pigeon Forge.
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“Every coach, including Lane Kiffin, preaches the Bo Schembechler line of the team, the team, the team – until it’s about me. And, if it’s not about money, then there’s a different way to handle it,” said Dinich. “It is possible to say, ‘You know what, thank you so much for your interest, LSU and Florida. I’m going to focus on my team, and then we can have these conversations when I’m done. And, if you can’t wait for me to do that, then go ahead and move on, but that’s what I need to do is focus on this’. This happens all the time in jobs across America. So, there’s a different way to handle it.”


She has a five head the size of Texas, and assuming a proportionally sized brain, this was the best she could come up with knowing that Kiffin wanted to coach the team through the playoffs and that LSU didn’t have an issue with him doing so? That it was Ole Miss who told Kiffin to clear out his office? GFY, Heather

re: Life comes at you fast

Posted by BrohanDavey on 11/30/25 at 8:38 pm to
The year of Our Lord twenty twenty-five, and Colonel Reb is still cryin’
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Just pull down your fricking pants and tell Kiffin to do whatever he wants. So much desperation it is absolutely laughable. For such as destination job... why is it taking a reported increase of 50%+ over what he is making at Ole Miss?

And he still hasn't committed?? "Any coach can win a NC here"... welp... as long as it is Kiffin apparently.

Good lawd... what a complete shitshow.


I’ll never understand aggy’s fascination with penises in anuses, so I cannot say I’m surprised you defaulted to mentioning that first. And you think College Station IS a destination job?? aggy talking about “destination jobs” is like a McDonald’s bragging about being Michelin-rated.

Y’all have more money than the Vatican and still haven’t sniffed a title since before color TV was invented.

Meanwhile, your current coach is a fried chicken tender away from a heart attack.
Say what you will about the State of Louisiana and LSU, but we’ve never engaged in this kind of weird (and extremely gay) behavior.

aggy milkmen “Touch My Tra La La”

P.S. We’ve played for four national championships and won three of them with three different head coaches in this century. ¯\_(?)_/¯

re: Decision next Saturday

Posted by BrohanDavey on 11/21/25 at 4:15 pm to
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Tridentds


Who let the fig on this board??
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SW indirectly helped Fisher get that contract extension. SW wanted to hire Fisher. Do you not remember? Fisher was his big whale...


Woodward got Jimbo to aggy, yes, so is somewhat responsible for the initial hire. But the contract extension and massive buyout were a product of aggy AD Ross Bjork.

Bjork fired head football coach Jimbo in November 2023 because the program was viewed as being "stuck in neutral.” The buyout was a product of a contract extension Bjork oversaw in 2021.

According to the contract, Jimbo was owed $19.2 million within 60 days and then $7.2 annually through 2031.
Interesting to note that there was no offset or mitigation on those payments.

Jimbo’s initial contract was a 10-year, $75 million fully guaranteed deal signed in December 2017. The reason the buyout was so large because he was given a four-year extension in August 2021 that raised his annual salary from $7.5 million to $9 million and pushed his contract through 2031.

I doubt Jeff Landry knows any of this.
Ask yourself this: if you were a former head coach, who won a national championship at the school and was eventually fired from said school, would you take a job as a position coach?
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MVB era started last night


LSU had six drives in the second half. Five of those were punts. Nuss was QBing all five of those. The sole drive that yielded points (a touchdown) was when Nuss was pulled and MVB went in.

re: Thank you A&M and ESPN

Posted by BrohanDavey on 10/26/25 at 7:25 pm to
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This is every stadium now so please stfu.


Does every other stadium have its student section invaded by the opposing team’s students that made the trip? I don’t think so. So, please stfu.

re: Thank you A&M and ESPN

Posted by BrohanDavey on 10/26/25 at 6:10 pm to
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Kirk


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“I’ve never seem Tiger Stadium like this”


Because Tiger Stadium is a shell of its former self living on past reputation.
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IF true, that should be cause for termination.


Well that depends. You’d have to look at the contract specifics.

Typical “for cause” grounds for termination in a college head football coach contract include (but are not limited to): (1) violating NCAA rules, conference rules, institutional rules (e.g., recruiting violations, academic misconduct); (2) misconduct, criminal offenses, moral turpitude/depravity (bringing ridicule or harm to institution’s reputation, e.g., Bobby Petrino’s first go at Arkansas or, more recently, Mel Tucker at Sparty); and (3) neglect of duties, gross dereliction of duties, misuse of funds, or failure to maintain program compliance or control personnel.

More often than not, poor performance alone is not adequate grounds for “for cause” termination—it depends on whether the contract includes it and how broadly or vague “cause” is defined.

If a two-day weekend vacation classifies as “neglect,” then that’s the best argument for a “for cause” termination of CBK. Otherwise, he has not done anything to be terminated for cause based on all information we have available to us.
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I'm fine with Baker (although can't defend running QB's)


Retweet. People can say what they want about John Chavis, but that guy had the answer for stopping Johnny Football.
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Gooden could have a great season as well


He’s a tad undersized at 6’1 270, but that guy is so freaking quick off the line, has an elite first step, and plays with great leverage/technique. He recorded two tackles against Clemson, but the stat sheet doesn’t tell the whole story—guy was DISRUPTIVE the whole night.
Central Grocery is over-hyped and over-priced but deservedly so: long-standing Sicilian American grocery store who were the first to sell the muffuletta. Their olive salad is entirely too salty for my tastes, though.

Boscoli is good but over-priced.

Rouses is the best you can buy in the store. Very good and at a reasonable price point.