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Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:26 am
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:26 am
Serious question.

Anyone know how to go about formally petitioning ESPN not to have Lou Holtz cover any SEC games?

The poor old guy is clearly mentally handicapped and speech impeded as well.

If necessary, I am happy to contribute to an airplane pulled sign that says LOU HOLTZ IS A frickING RETARD.

That is all.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68505 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:30 am to
What did he say? And yeah he gets on my nerves. Mark May can at least be somewhat non-biased when talking about Pitt at times but Holtz thinks Notre Dame will win every game ever and is the best team in the country with 4 losses.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:34 am to
Mark May predicted Bama win by margin 48-10. he named the score.

Holtz bathered something similar I didnt understand, but predicted a landslide by the mullet nation.

Neither of which happened. Regardless, Holtzth ith a blithering idiot.
Posted by Chadwick
Member since Aug 2011
5084 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:35 am to
Posted by 2close2Gainesville
Huge
Member since Sep 2008
4795 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:36 am to
My god, first ever to predict something that didn't happen. Get the frick over it and worry about Auburn instead of Alabama for once. I heard y'all have a big game in a few days.
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
15737 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:37 am to
Leave Lou alone.

Hes better than Mark May, David Pollack or Dany fricking Kanell
Posted by Chadwick
Member since Aug 2011
5084 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:39 am to
He is an @sshole in real life.
LINK
Posted by The_SwAUggford
Member since Jan 2013
2817 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:39 am to
quote:

Get the frick over it and worry about Auburn instead of Alabama for once


Umm... He didn't say anything about Alabama. And we're insecure.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37618 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 7:13 am to
quote:

He is an @sshole in real life.


Actually he's not. He's not at all. Not in the least.

Posted by Katy Tiger
Houston area
Member since Sep 2004
8032 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 7:21 am to
While I fully agree that Lou is slightly retarded and that the entire ESPN crew thought it was going to be a Bama blowout, in all honesty I agreed with them at the time.

I'm still surprised that Saban got so cutesy and didn't stick to the power run to set up the play action game. He was trying to give his QB a highlight reel game as a send off and it cost him,
This post was edited on 1/3/14 at 8:36 am
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27331 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 7:29 am to
quote:

He is an @sshole in real life.

What a dick.
Posted by tress4pres
Columbus, OH
Member since Dec 2007
3857 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 7:41 am to
May is the one that needs to go. Holtz is just an old grape I find entertaining at times. May is an egotistical a-hole. He and Trev Albert should reunite and have an old school MTV death match.
Posted by Emergent C Steve
Death Valley
Member since Nov 2007
1732 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 7:43 am to
quote:

I'm still surprised that Saban got so cutesy and didn't stick to the power run to set up the play action game. He was trying to give his QB a highlight reel game as a send off and it cost him,


I agree with this entirely. Saban placed his loyalty to McCarron above the rest of his team. The game plan was to showcase McCarron. It backfired and Saban cost McCarron $$$$ in the draft.
This post was edited on 1/3/14 at 7:46 am
Posted by Hog Leg
NWA
Member since Dec 2010
970 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 8:12 am to
I thought that new commercial for the Catholic Church was a spoof because he sounded so much like a cartoon character. Get your google on if you haven't seen it. Wow.
Posted by weptiger
Georgia
Member since Feb 2007
10334 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 8:21 am to
quote:

Mark May predicted Bama win by margin 48-10. he named the score.


Lou is entertaining at times.

Mark May was in complete reverse cowgirl on top of Bama last night, riding it relentlessly. Of course, listening to the Sugar Bowl pre game on the heels of Reese Davis' riding of Johnny Football's Chick-Fil-A Bowl performance maxed me out on ESPN for awhile.
Posted by Bubba Bexley
Member since May 2007
3579 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 8:23 am to
quote:

Anyone know how to go about formally petitioning ESPN not to have Lou Holtz cover any SEC games?


Better yet, send an email to your congressman and copy John McCain on it. They'll be all over stuff like this.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79200 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 8:24 am to
quote:

Actually he's not. He's not at all. Not in the least.


The SEC is littered with stories about Holtz being a dick to fans of teams he hasn't coached for.
Posted by Bubba Bexley
Member since May 2007
3579 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 8:29 am to
quote:

The SEC is littered with stories about Holtz being a dick to fans of teams he hasn't coached for.


One of my old roommates from MSU got the chance to talk to him on the field pre-game when he was coaching USC. Said he was one of the nicest guys you'd ever meet.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17702 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 8:34 am to
i can see him on high def tv he spitting corn all over the camera lens
This post was edited on 1/3/14 at 8:36 am
Posted by super egg
Jacksonville Fl
Member since Oct 2012
560 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 8:36 am to
he's a retard. clearly the Aggies are the best 4 loss team in the country.
This post was edited on 1/3/14 at 8:38 am
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