re: Little Bro Unhappy

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a) I like their Non-Sports boards..
b) so yeah, I check the sports boards out from time to time.. y’all are still Texans you know
c) I didn’t say anything about y’all being obsessed

the answer is

d) all of the above

So you're freakin' [freakin']
the furniture's squeakin' [squeakin']
She's tweakin'
sayin' that she's weak in the knees
Cheek to cheek, and pound for pound
You're taxin' it and waxin' it
and workin' it around

‘Til the booty starts makin'
that clappin' sound
Which is cool, but your friends
are chillin' in the other room
The clappin's getting louder
you don't want them to clown you

In this situation, what do you do.
A, you, plain and simply, back up off her
B, you hit it just a little bit softer
C, you take it out and put it in het butt
Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up:

I put a towel on the floor by the
two inch gap under the door
Now they can't see me any more
Check the locks so they can't clock
but they can listen
There'll be no bargin' in and
there'll be no dissin'

Gettin' back to my mission
break out the whipped cream and the cherries
Then I go through all the fly positions:
My head under her leg
under my arm under her toe
She says, 'I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go.'
I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it
After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside
And before anybody gets a chance to speak
I say, 'Yo, don't say nuttin', I guess I'm just a freak!'

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Perma ban violation Chicken.

Ban'em all ... let God sort'em out.

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Perma ban violation Chicken.

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you gonna take all my chicken bucks too?
please don’t

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OP is the one reading their website and posting about it here. So what does that say about them?

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Touché

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We won the first one, we’ll win the last one on our way out…I’m good with that

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For the first time in over a decade. Yeah we know you’re good with that. That’s what you call settle for mediocrity.

I am happy to resume our spot as tormentor to keep them in check even though LSU and Alabama did a really good job in our absence.

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say put it on Thanksgiving and go head to head with the NFL. It will be a ratings monster.

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Early October

Thanksgiving vs LSU is already a classic

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That first game is gonna be nuts.

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I don't think most people realize just how big that game will be.

Prior to ending it was the 3rd most played rivalry in CFB. Virtually every tradition at both schools were based around the other and both schools have a lot of traditions. A&M has continued to grow significantly since we last played and now has over 70k students and 38k student seats. At the same time the two schools which are 90 miles apart have over 1 million living alumni and most of them live within driving distance. Texas now also has over 30 million people and CS is right in the middle of the main population centers. Both schools have obscenely large Endowments and have limitless athletic budgets where they just spend money on stuff just for shits and giggles.

Now you will have 13 years of pent up frustration on both sides building up for that game all waiting to be released like the Hoover Dam busting open.

I've got 6 Season tickets and as much as I want to be there I am seriously considering selling those tickets and paying for My son's college education.

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A bigger thread just means you guys do and say a lot more stupid shite than OU does. You are a hated rival, but you aren’t our biggest rival.

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These message boards are la la land for people with too much time on their hands. Most of the Surly crowd is desperately invested in caricatures and running a thread for years to nearly 60,000 comments is just that process at work.