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List possible scenarios for Arkansas victory over Alabama today
Posted on 10/6/18 at 8:53 am
Posted on 10/6/18 at 8:53 am
If a sinkhole gives way underneath the visitors sideline
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Posted on 10/6/18 at 8:54 am to Harry Rex Vonner
my list:
Posted on 10/6/18 at 8:56 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 10/6/18 at 8:56 am to Harry Rex Vonner
3 snipers in the upper deck for the hogs keep it close in the first quarter.
Posted on 10/6/18 at 9:01 am to Harry Rex Vonner
So we get to the stadium, and The team got the flu.
You believe that? Whole team got the flu.
You believe that? Whole team got the flu.
This post was edited on 10/6/18 at 9:02 am
Posted on 10/6/18 at 9:02 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Get Alabamas team bus to think the game is in Little Rock?
Posted on 10/6/18 at 9:07 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Ty Storey is bit by a wild radioactive boar before the game and turns into Hogman. This imbues him with superhuman strength, extreme durability, and becoming physically unstoppable once in motion(à la Juggernaut).
Posted on 10/6/18 at 9:08 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Piffle and tosh. That is easy.
After the game we find out that they played a dozen or so ineligible players and they are forced to forfeit.
The more difficult method would be for our defense to play lights out while our offense and special teams, for once, don't shoot themselves in the pecker. A torrential downpour would be nice too.
After the game we find out that they played a dozen or so ineligible players and they are forced to forfeit.
The more difficult method would be for our defense to play lights out while our offense and special teams, for once, don't shoot themselves in the pecker. A torrential downpour would be nice too.
Posted on 10/6/18 at 9:16 am to Arksulli
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ineligible players and they are forced to forfeit.
brilliant!
this is our plan!
Posted on 10/6/18 at 9:17 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Bama doesn't show up
Posted on 10/6/18 at 9:33 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Alabama team comes down with some unknown virus like stomach ailment just before kickoff. After an investigation by the Arkansas State Police bad orange juice and undercooked bacon at breakfast is determined to be the cause.
Posted on 10/6/18 at 9:39 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Saban develops a sudden case of severe dementia.
Posted on 10/6/18 at 9:42 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Simple. Arky O-line coach issues knives to his big guys.
Posted on 10/6/18 at 9:44 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 10/6/18 at 9:45 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Equipment managers conspire to swap uniforms in the greatest practical joke gone awry.
Fake Arky beats fake Bama 56-3.
Fake Arky beats fake Bama 56-3.
Posted on 10/6/18 at 9:48 am to Literalist
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Simple. Arky O-line coach issues knives to his big guys
Our big guys don't believe in conflict. They turn the other cheek.
Posted on 10/6/18 at 9:55 am to Arksulli
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After the game we find out that they played a dozen or so ineligible players and they are forced to forfeit.
The NCAA does not make teams forfeit wins from cheating anymore.
They instead make the cheater vacate the win, while still counting it a loss to the losing team.
Posted on 10/6/18 at 9:58 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 10/6/18 at 9:59 am to Harry Rex Vonner
If they finish with more points 
Posted on 10/6/18 at 10:17 am to Loserman
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The NCAA does not make teams forfeit wins from cheating anymore.
They instead make the cheater vacate the win, while still counting it a loss to the losing team.
We'll get one of the Walton's to buy the NCAA and change the rule then. Where there's a check there's a way.
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