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Lettuce meet the 2018 Tide Cheerleaders
Posted on 11/6/18 at 7:11 pm
Posted on 11/6/18 at 7:11 pm
Sr. Angie McDonald Co Captain
Prichard, Alabama
-Named Miss Prichard Alabama in 2014
-Autozone Jr National Mechanic of the year 2015/2016
-On pace to graduate in May and plans to use her Habitat for Humanitarian degree to rebuild Prichard.
Sr. Racy Yelverton Co Captain
Tarrant, Alabama
-2016 CumBack Cheerleader of the year
-Catch Pin Shutter on the schools Barrel racing team
-Graduates in December with a Carpool Degree.
Jr. Sleon Updyke
Opelika, Alabama
-Works as a part time Timik Sales Rep.
-Her grandfather (Leon Rustle Updyke) was a lead pioneer in herbicide broadcasting.
-Sleon’s Bulldog “Spike” is her best friend
- Techno Tree Science Major
Jr Diamond Glitourous
Clanton, Alabama
-2018 New Cummer of the Year
-Spends time whittling wooden simple tools.
- Says her dream is to maybe one day own a car.
- Dedicating the season to her half step baby daddy step fathers, father...... uncle Sandy Glitourious.
- Tragically lost Sandy in a HighLine electrocution and woodchipper accident.
Jr. Dredge Ashcracken
Atmore, Alabama
-served two separate tours feeding 3rd world countries with her Taco Bell leftovers.
-1 of six active SEC cheerleaders not to have Herpes.
-Certified in CPR, lifelock, Heavy Equipment long haul and OSHA.
-Dredge has a minor in Exaust Transmissions and is working toward her “Pull A Part” degree.
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Posted on 11/6/18 at 7:12 pm to tOGLettuce
And as a State fan, you'd frick every one of them.
Posted on 11/6/18 at 7:13 pm to tOGLettuce
In before someone posts the picture of the actual MSU cheerleader that strongly resembles a Chick-fil-a cow.
Posted on 11/6/18 at 7:13 pm to tOGLettuce
“Dredge Ashcracken”
Hahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha
Posted on 11/6/18 at 7:13 pm to tOGLettuce
I didn't even have to photoshop or reappropriate this one. 
Posted on 11/6/18 at 7:13 pm to AA7
quote:frick you.
In before someone posts the picture of the actual MSU cheerleader that strongly resembles a Chick-fil-a cow.
Posted on 11/6/18 at 7:14 pm to cyde
Posted on 11/6/18 at 7:15 pm to cyde
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Posted on 11/6/18 at 7:15 pm to cyde
Good lord get a recent photo. Those cheerleader uniforms are outdated as well as the stadium.
Posted on 11/6/18 at 7:16 pm to The Winner
quote:Did y'all put a weight limit on the cheerleaders at some point too?
Good lord get a recent photo. Those cheerleader uniforms are outdated as well as the stadium.
ETA: Besides, I'd argue that an outdated, legit picture trumps some outdated, half-assed photoshops.
This post was edited on 11/6/18 at 7:17 pm
Posted on 11/6/18 at 7:30 pm to cyde
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ETA: Besides, I'd argue that an outdated, legit picture trumps some outdated, half-assed photoshops.
Keep in mind that he came into this thread, scrolled past the OP pics to yours and had a problem with accuracy
Posted on 11/6/18 at 7:40 pm to The Winner
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Good lord get a recent photo. Those cheerleader uniforms are outdated as well as the stadium.
You fail to understand the pic. Moo St isn't the school to be making fat, ugly cheerleader jokes. You only end up looking dumb. Feel free to continue to do it. But just don't be surprised when everyone points and laughs.
Posted on 11/6/18 at 7:44 pm to CCTider
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You fail to understand the pic. Moo St isn't the school to be making fat, ugly cheerleader jokes. You only end up looking dumb. Feel free to continue to do it. But just don't be surprised when everyone points and laughs.
Please don’t point and laugh at my funny thread.
It upsets me.
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Posted on 11/6/18 at 7:46 pm to tOGLettuce
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Please don’t point and laugh at my funny thread.
It upsets me.
No need to get upset. I don't want to upset you. Just like i wouldn't want to upset your 300 lbs cheerleader by blocking the entrance to Golden Corral.
BTW, do you provide the rascal scooter as part of a cheerleading scholarship?
This post was edited on 11/6/18 at 7:48 pm
Posted on 11/6/18 at 7:48 pm to CCTider
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Golden Corral.
This where I draw the line.
I’m calling my brother and we are headed to Sonic.
Posted on 11/6/18 at 7:53 pm to tOGLettuce
Luckily, if your car breaks down, you could put a harness on your cheerleaders, and they could pull you to Sonic.
Posted on 11/6/18 at 7:53 pm to CCTider
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rascal scooter
Yes. Our coach is really tough on our squad:
Posted on 11/6/18 at 7:55 pm to rockiee
quote:Not only that, he ignored the fact that the OP didn't even bother to get out a stylus for his phone and scrawl a red "A" on most of them.
Keep in mind that he came into this thread, scrolled past the OP pics to yours and had a problem with accuracy
This post was edited on 11/6/18 at 7:55 pm
Posted on 11/6/18 at 7:55 pm to tOGLettuce
Damn. That diabetes is a bitch.
Posted on 11/6/18 at 7:55 pm to tOGLettuce
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