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Let's lighten this place up a little...what say?
Posted on 9/7/21 at 8:57 am
Posted on 9/7/21 at 8:57 am
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being
a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what
I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to
copulate me."
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked
about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for
1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.."
And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skin's say:
"I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,"
Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run
over Joe's Mom, too."
Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on
his coach, John Jenkins: "He treat us like mens.
He let us wear earrings.."
Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann:
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A
genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
Senior basketball player at the University of
Pittsburgh : "I'm going to graduate on time, no
matter how long it takes.."
Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You
guys line up alphabetically by height.." And, "You
guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up
in a circle."
Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to
prison: "Why would anyone expect him to come out
smarter? He went to prison for three years, not
Princeton .."
Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining
why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker:
"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can
still find my clothes."
Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan
training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's
a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning,
regardless of what time it is."
Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player,
explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous
at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't
know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player:
"I asked him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance
or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"
Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting
what he told a player who received four F's and one D:
"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on
one subject."
In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford: "I can
go to my left or right, I am amphibious."
Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by
Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips,
Phillips responded: "Because she's too damn ugly to kiss
good-bye."
a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what
I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to
copulate me."
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked
about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for
1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.."
And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skin's say:
"I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,"
Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run
over Joe's Mom, too."
Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on
his coach, John Jenkins: "He treat us like mens.
He let us wear earrings.."
Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann:
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A
genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
Senior basketball player at the University of
Pittsburgh : "I'm going to graduate on time, no
matter how long it takes.."
Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You
guys line up alphabetically by height.." And, "You
guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up
in a circle."
Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to
prison: "Why would anyone expect him to come out
smarter? He went to prison for three years, not
Princeton .."
Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining
why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker:
"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can
still find my clothes."
Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan
training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's
a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning,
regardless of what time it is."
Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player,
explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous
at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't
know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player:
"I asked him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance
or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"
Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting
what he told a player who received four F's and one D:
"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on
one subject."
In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford: "I can
go to my left or right, I am amphibious."
Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by
Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips,
Phillips responded: "Because she's too damn ugly to kiss
good-bye."
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Posted on 9/7/21 at 8:59 am to coachcrisp
LSU head coach Ed Orgeron to random UCLA fan:
"Bring your arse down here in your sissy blue shirt."
"Bring your arse down here in your sissy blue shirt."
Posted on 9/7/21 at 9:00 am to coachcrisp
Coach O “sissy blue”
Posted on 9/7/21 at 9:03 am to coachcrisp
Quality post.
Posted on 9/7/21 at 9:05 am to coachcrisp
I laughed way too hard at this.
Posted on 9/7/21 at 9:15 am to coachcrisp
The Shackleford quote is my favorite. 
A tip of the cap to the late, great Yogi Berra for some of his gems...
It ain't over till it's over
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
It's like déjà vu all over again.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.
The future ain't what it used to be.
If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
A tip of the cap to the late, great Yogi Berra for some of his gems...
It ain't over till it's over
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
It's like déjà vu all over again.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.
The future ain't what it used to be.
If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Posted on 9/7/21 at 9:18 am to coachcrisp
Quality in season post. You get Rohans gravy.
Posted on 9/7/21 at 9:28 am to Drydock
Ro's my man!
Posted on 9/7/21 at 9:41 am to coachcrisp
Good work, coach 
A couple of my favorites from the world of MLB:
Jaquin Andujar, on the verisimilitude of the sport:
“I can sum it up in one word - yaneverknow.”
Luis Polonia, upon his release from the NY Yankees after the 1996 season:
“This organization is only interested in one thing - and I’ll be damned if I know what it is.”
A couple of my favorites from the world of MLB:
Jaquin Andujar, on the verisimilitude of the sport:
“I can sum it up in one word - yaneverknow.”
Luis Polonia, upon his release from the NY Yankees after the 1996 season:
“This organization is only interested in one thing - and I’ll be damned if I know what it is.”
Posted on 9/7/21 at 9:43 am to coachcrisp
Thank you for labeling George Rodgers as a saints running back for that quote and not a Gamecock haha. appreciate it.
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