Started By
Message
1
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:26 am to Hayt
Maybe sidewalk fans, not true fans
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:27 am to Bama54
quote:
Maybe sidewalk fans, not true fans
I'll give you that. But we all know those are the loudest kind.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:30 am to TheTideMustRoll
quote:
I'll start. I hate Auburn so much because they truly, deeply believe that the fact that their chosen football team is lesser than yours somehow makes them morally superior to you.
This is truer than people here are going to understand. This is something that can only be felt if you live in Alabama. And it has to be a university culture thing because it makes no sense that they feel so morally superior all the time, but they fking do.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:33 am to m2pro
quote:
it makes no sense that they feel so morally superior all the time
Well, we don't sexually assault other fans, poison their trees or kill our own fans over football
I think I will claim some moral high ground there.
This post was edited on 11/23/21 at 11:34 am
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:34 am to TexanTiger68
quote:With the idiotic play calling we've this year, are you sure?
Mickey Mouse gimmicky football instead of building a team the right way (used to not be that way before Tub arrived). Harsin will fix that though.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:39 am to stinkdawg
quote:
No but War Eagles sounds so much cooler and different.
How cool would it be if they announced you as " And here comes The Auburn War Eagle onto the field..."?
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:41 am to TheTideMustRoll
They low down, they dirty, they some snitches.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:43 am to Riggle
quote:
they some snitches.
Think you mean Tennessee...
We may be a lot of things, but we aren't snitches.
This post was edited on 11/23/21 at 11:43 am
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:56 am to Hayt
quote:
Hayt
Nice sig quote
Posted on 11/23/21 at 11:58 am to TheTideMustRoll
To start with, I hate their colors. Dark Navy paired with blaze Orange is just not my cup of tea. The name "Auburn". It's named after some bum-frick city in Alabama.
The fact that it's such a redneck school located in a small city in Alabama with cow pastures everywhere, yet people who go there act like they're attending a prestigious university or something.
Football-wise, their team is the very definition of Busch League. The best example of "Little Brother University" their entire program centers around beating Alabama, but even that doesn't seem to be enough. They can't reasonably expect to be an elite program, yet they seem to fire every coach no matter how much relative success they have.
Rooting against Auburn is painful. They seem to always narrowly escape defeat by the narrowest of margins - usually due to an absolute fluke occurrence like a Hail Mary or a Kick 6, or the refs adding a second to the clock, etc - and then they have the audacity to celebrate such victories as if they're the best team in the world - even if it's against Georgia State.
Auburn is like a cockroach that you want to kill, but it always gets away. You hit it with a shoe, and somehow it's still alive. It just won't die.
They seem to have some sort of cosmic contract with God to spoil Alabama's fun. Alabama goes undefeated in 2009, and then Auburn gets Cam and goes undefeated the season after - the first time in 53 years, and it comes right after Alabama does it. What are the odds of that? Just to take the shine off of Alabama's resurgence. Then they go on to have the best record vs. Saban of any SEC school despite hiring a string of dipshits at HC.
Auburn defies logic. They are an enigma. An entity that only exists to be hated, and to play spoiler. Nothing about their program makes any sense, they seldom have much success, and yet somehow they're still around like an annoying gnat that just won't go away.
The fact that it's such a redneck school located in a small city in Alabama with cow pastures everywhere, yet people who go there act like they're attending a prestigious university or something.
Football-wise, their team is the very definition of Busch League. The best example of "Little Brother University" their entire program centers around beating Alabama, but even that doesn't seem to be enough. They can't reasonably expect to be an elite program, yet they seem to fire every coach no matter how much relative success they have.
Rooting against Auburn is painful. They seem to always narrowly escape defeat by the narrowest of margins - usually due to an absolute fluke occurrence like a Hail Mary or a Kick 6, or the refs adding a second to the clock, etc - and then they have the audacity to celebrate such victories as if they're the best team in the world - even if it's against Georgia State.
Auburn is like a cockroach that you want to kill, but it always gets away. You hit it with a shoe, and somehow it's still alive. It just won't die.
They seem to have some sort of cosmic contract with God to spoil Alabama's fun. Alabama goes undefeated in 2009, and then Auburn gets Cam and goes undefeated the season after - the first time in 53 years, and it comes right after Alabama does it. What are the odds of that? Just to take the shine off of Alabama's resurgence. Then they go on to have the best record vs. Saban of any SEC school despite hiring a string of dipshits at HC.
Auburn defies logic. They are an enigma. An entity that only exists to be hated, and to play spoiler. Nothing about their program makes any sense, they seldom have much success, and yet somehow they're still around like an annoying gnat that just won't go away.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 12:19 pm to Bama54
quote:
You aren’t a true Alabama fan.
Says who? I went to Alabama. My wife to Alabama.
Just because we weren’t afraid to peek over the state walls like the old-school fan, thus, never got perspective, doesn’t mean we don’t care.
We’ll be heading down to Auburn Saturday. Be hanging out with said Auburn friends and cheering for the Tide once in JHS. Are you going? If not, why not?
Too bad a smooth-brained hick like you doesn’t think we’re real fans… might need to wear a pin that says, “this doesn’t affect my life like the Walmart fans” instead of “Beat Auburn.”
Decisions, decisions.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 12:23 pm to Hayt
I was making a joke insult lol
Seriously though, what was your Bachelor's in?
Seriously though, what was your Bachelor's in?
Posted on 11/23/21 at 12:34 pm to TheTideMustRoll
I like them when they beat bama
Posted on 11/23/21 at 1:09 pm to Bama54
I hate them because they cheat. Always have always will.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 1:12 pm to TheTideMustRoll
quote:I've had to be around them at times
why we hate Auburn so much
Posted on 11/23/21 at 1:22 pm to ATLabama
quote:
The family thing is whatever, and their whole, “y’all only love Alabama football, we love Auburn,” schtick is a coping mechanism, so I kinda feel bad.
THIS
Posted on 11/23/21 at 1:22 pm to ATLabama
quote:
I would absolutely say it’s Georgia. I don’t hate players, because they are just doing their job. But I can hate fans and fanbases. They are as drunk as LSU’s bad fans, have the trophy case of Ole Miss, and the arrogance of someone with Alabama’s accolades.
Posted on 11/23/21 at 1:25 pm to m2pro
quote:
they feel so morally superior all the time
We don't feel that way...
We are that way
Posted on 11/23/21 at 1:51 pm to TheTideMustRoll
Three major factors:
1. Because they are Auburn (API)
2. Cam Newton.
3. Tommy Tuberville.
1. Because they are Auburn (API)
2. Cam Newton.
3. Tommy Tuberville.
This post was edited on 11/23/21 at 2:00 pm
Page 4 of 7
Popular
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News