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Let's All Pray to Jesus that LSU is Removed for Their Blasphemy
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:18 pm
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:18 pm
against the SEC and other respective SEC members. If we all pray together, it will provide resolve to remove LSU.
They are evil and gluttonous and have hired a wicked and demented false prophet to lead them and they unabashedly worship him. Their hearts are black and they have French heritage too.
Say this prayer out loud and in unison with all good people.
Dear Lord Jesus,
We come before You today with grateful hearts, thankful for football and the glorious opportunity to watch our favorite teams battle for supremacy.
Lord, if it be Your will, we humbly ask that You look upon the SEC and consider whether LSU truly belongs among its mighty ranks. The Tigers have strayed from the path of righteousness through questionable recruiting schemes, alleged attempts to suit up NFL-caliber players, and other football-related shenanigans, we ask that Your judgment be swift and Your conference realignment paperwork be properly notarized.
Lord, we also pray for Lane Kiffin. Grant him humility when he needs it, patience when he lacks it, and perhaps a mirror when his confidence gets a little too large. May his smugness be tempered, his arrogance softened, and his social-media keyboard occasionally disconnected from the internet.
And Lord, we pray for the LSU faithful. We ask that You bring peace to their hearts, sportsmanship to their stadiums, and perhaps just a little perspective when they begin explaining why every questionable play, recruiting decision, or referee's whistle is somehow part of a grand conspiracy against them.
Please, Lord, give the rest of us strength to successfully see LSU removed from our beloved SEC.
When LSU leaves the SEC, Lord, give us the grace to accept this blessing with humility.
And when LSU finds itself playing somewhere far, far away from the SEC, may we remember to give You all the glory.
In the name of Jesus Christ,
Amen.
Roll Tide.
They are evil and gluttonous and have hired a wicked and demented false prophet to lead them and they unabashedly worship him. Their hearts are black and they have French heritage too.
Say this prayer out loud and in unison with all good people.
Dear Lord Jesus,
We come before You today with grateful hearts, thankful for football and the glorious opportunity to watch our favorite teams battle for supremacy.
Lord, if it be Your will, we humbly ask that You look upon the SEC and consider whether LSU truly belongs among its mighty ranks. The Tigers have strayed from the path of righteousness through questionable recruiting schemes, alleged attempts to suit up NFL-caliber players, and other football-related shenanigans, we ask that Your judgment be swift and Your conference realignment paperwork be properly notarized.
Lord, we also pray for Lane Kiffin. Grant him humility when he needs it, patience when he lacks it, and perhaps a mirror when his confidence gets a little too large. May his smugness be tempered, his arrogance softened, and his social-media keyboard occasionally disconnected from the internet.
And Lord, we pray for the LSU faithful. We ask that You bring peace to their hearts, sportsmanship to their stadiums, and perhaps just a little perspective when they begin explaining why every questionable play, recruiting decision, or referee's whistle is somehow part of a grand conspiracy against them.
Please, Lord, give the rest of us strength to successfully see LSU removed from our beloved SEC.
When LSU leaves the SEC, Lord, give us the grace to accept this blessing with humility.
And when LSU finds itself playing somewhere far, far away from the SEC, may we remember to give You all the glory.
In the name of Jesus Christ,
Amen.
Roll Tide.
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Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:19 pm to Robustusk
Is that what you really want? You want LSU out of the SEC?
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:19 pm to Robustusk
Their circus is just embarrassing the conference. I can think of female pop stars who are less of a diva than Lane Kiffin
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:20 pm to LSUlefty
You guys are really struggling with your removal.
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:23 pm to LSUlefty
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Is that what you really want? You want LSU out of the SEC?
Doesn't just about everyone? It will be better for us and them. They don't fit in with the rest of the SEC culturally anyway.
Truth be known, most LSU fans will be glad to be removed too. It's a win-win for everyone.
This post was edited on 9/8/26 at 5:25 pm
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:25 pm to Robustusk
Holy wall of text.
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:25 pm to Robustusk
What you just did is the literal definition of blasphemy, you fool
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:25 pm to geauxbrown
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Holy wall of text.
A wall of text has no paragraph breaks, silly coonass.
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:26 pm to Robustusk
Let's talk wicked.....
Charles Bediako is the former professional player who briefly rejoined the Alabama Crimson Tide men's basketball team.
?After playing for Alabama from 2021 to 2023, Bediako went undrafted in the 2023 NBA Draft and signed a two-way contract with the San Antonio Spurs, playing in the NBA G League for the Austin Spurs, Grand Rapids Gold, and Motor City Cruise.
?In January 2026, Bediako filed a lawsuit against the NCAA to regain college eligibility and was granted a temporary restraining order (TRO), allowing him to rejoin Alabama's active roster. However, the TRO expired in February 2026, and he was denied a motion to finish the NCAA season, leading him to resume his professional career.
Charles Bediako is the former professional player who briefly rejoined the Alabama Crimson Tide men's basketball team.
?After playing for Alabama from 2021 to 2023, Bediako went undrafted in the 2023 NBA Draft and signed a two-way contract with the San Antonio Spurs, playing in the NBA G League for the Austin Spurs, Grand Rapids Gold, and Motor City Cruise.
?In January 2026, Bediako filed a lawsuit against the NCAA to regain college eligibility and was granted a temporary restraining order (TRO), allowing him to rejoin Alabama's active roster. However, the TRO expired in February 2026, and he was denied a motion to finish the NCAA season, leading him to resume his professional career.
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:26 pm to Robustusk
That whole post seems blasphemous.
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:27 pm to Robustusk
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text. A wall of text has no paragraph breaks, silly coonass.
It went over your head.
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:28 pm to Robustusk
Remove the biggest brand in the conference is a weird flex… sec isn’t dumb enough to remove lsu. Thats financial un alive
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:29 pm to Robustusk
LSU is the soul of the SEC.
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:32 pm to FigNewton2010
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Their circus is just embarrassing the conference.
The conference is embarrassing itself. LSU is just out here playing football. If anything, we’re exposing just how shitty the SEC leadership is.
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:34 pm to Robustusk
Don't mock people's religion.
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:35 pm to 308
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LSU is the soul of the SEC.
It's just this type of vanity, egotism, and haughtiness that has allowed LSU to find itself in the situation it is now in.
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:35 pm to Robustusk
I can’t imagine ever being such a pussy that I want schools removed from the conference.
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:36 pm to Robustusk
Youre scared. We get ut. Lane at lsu is scary
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:36 pm to FigNewton2010
Bigger than that circus that has been AU football the last several years? 
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:36 pm to Robustusk
I want to clarify that I'm not judging or condemning the person who posted this. That's not my place—that belongs to God. I'm simply expressing how I feel about the prayer itself.
As a Christian, I find it deeply uncomfortable to see a prayer directed to Jesus used in this context. I understand that it was intended as satire and that college football rivalries often involve plenty of joking and trash talk. But to me, prayer is sacred. I don't believe it should be used as a vehicle for mocking a football team, a coach, or its fans.
There are plenty of ways to have fun with a rivalry without bringing Jesus and prayer into it. Maybe others see it differently, and that's their prerogative. But personally, I believe we should be careful about how we use God's name and how we approach the things that are sacred.
I'm not passing judgment on the person who wrote it. I'm simply saying that, as a Christian, this particular use of prayer doesn't sit right with me, and I don't believe it's an appropriate context for something as sacred as prayer.
Lord, I pray for this person's heart. If he knows You, draw him closer to You and help him recognize when his words don't honor You. If he doesn't know You, I pray that You would reveal Yourself to him and lead him to saving faith in Jesus Christ. And Lord, help me examine my own heart as well, so that my words and actions always bring honor and glory to You. Amen.
As a Christian, I find it deeply uncomfortable to see a prayer directed to Jesus used in this context. I understand that it was intended as satire and that college football rivalries often involve plenty of joking and trash talk. But to me, prayer is sacred. I don't believe it should be used as a vehicle for mocking a football team, a coach, or its fans.
There are plenty of ways to have fun with a rivalry without bringing Jesus and prayer into it. Maybe others see it differently, and that's their prerogative. But personally, I believe we should be careful about how we use God's name and how we approach the things that are sacred.
I'm not passing judgment on the person who wrote it. I'm simply saying that, as a Christian, this particular use of prayer doesn't sit right with me, and I don't believe it's an appropriate context for something as sacred as prayer.
Lord, I pray for this person's heart. If he knows You, draw him closer to You and help him recognize when his words don't honor You. If he doesn't know You, I pray that You would reveal Yourself to him and lead him to saving faith in Jesus Christ. And Lord, help me examine my own heart as well, so that my words and actions always bring honor and glory to You. Amen.
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