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Lane Kiffin was mistreated at Tennessee: e.g., the "DWI orgy" that never happened, et al

Posted on 1/20/24 at 10:46 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 1/20/24 at 10:46 am
After Phil Fulmer burned the program down at UT, Lane Kiffin was tasked with the impossible job of turning the Vols around instantly.

No one could have done it. Nick Saban could not have done it, testament being Saban's first year at Bama. But Lane got UT to 7-5 and that was not good enough for the stolen car chop shop capital of the world fans of Tennessee. The Vols, and all 9 of their teeth and their pregnant sisters, "knew" that Lane should have done better.

So then came the attempted frame-up: As Lane was quietly driving home from having one beer with Mike Tomlin and his brother in law, there was a fender bender with his car. The story however in Knoxville went wild, with false allegations of coeds in the car, and a "drunken Kiffin" being "distracted" while he was driving. All lies of course, but UT even called in their friends Clemson to run propaganda for them one of the Clemson boards...

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UT and Clemson, brothers of a feather

As if Lane would actually cheat on his wife while he was with his brother in law, his wife's brother. DIDN'T HAPPEN!



So, this (forerunner to what Auburn would years later use as a template to try and get rid of Bryan Harsin with made up lies) was the catalyst that prompted Lane to realize he was among scoundrels and ear-piercing screeching frothing syphilis-encrusted hyenas.



So Southern Cal found out about all this and called to get Lane out of that predicament. As Lane announced he was leaving UT, he literally had women sports reporters throw their tape recorders at him (a forerunner to years later, substituted by golf balls and mustard bottles)





How does a human function in a banshee hell such as that?

Not one of us would have done differently than what Lane did.
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
65105 posts
Posted on 1/20/24 at 10:56 am to
Damnit harry
Posted by Darth Vol
Member since Jan 2024
482 posts
Posted on 1/20/24 at 11:11 am to
He wrecked his dealership provided Lexus while 3 sheets into the wind. He was in the company of some coeds, not his wife, at the time.

FACT not rumor.
Posted by boston vol
Lexington-Fayette, KY
Member since Sep 2015
5578 posts
Posted on 1/20/24 at 11:12 am to
Hey Harry, when is Pruitt going to collect all that buyout money from UT?
Posted by VOLhalla
Knoxville
Member since Feb 2011
4418 posts
Posted on 1/20/24 at 11:19 am to
quote:

He wrecked his dealership provided Lexus while 3 sheets into the wind. He was in the company of some coeds, not his wife, at the time. FACT not rumor.


Yup. Right on Northshore.

He also had an apartment on Gay St. that he used. 700 block above a burger place.

Not exactly a secret in Knoxville
Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
9766 posts
Posted on 1/20/24 at 11:42 am to
quote:

Yup. Right on Northshore.

Yep. It was on the road where you are headed to the boat club.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Member since Nov 2013
35957 posts
Posted on 1/20/24 at 3:01 pm to
all lies
Posted by Rip Torn
Member since Mar 2020
2286 posts
Posted on 1/20/24 at 3:03 pm to
Is this one of your non funny attempts at humor that no one outside of your alters gets?
Posted by Hot_in_the_box
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Member since Jun 2023
1960 posts
Posted on 1/20/24 at 3:06 pm to
Tennessee is always on everyone’s mind. I enjoy when you cucks claim you don’t care about Tennessee, but start a thread about Tennessee. Start a thread about the Vols being the best team in the SEC in basketball this year.
Posted by LewEvansFan
Member since Mar 2023
2549 posts
Posted on 1/20/24 at 3:08 pm to
Stfu
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
19295 posts
Posted on 1/20/24 at 3:38 pm to
Old man's disease here, fading memory. Was Kiffen still married while he was at UT?
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 1/20/24 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

Old man's disease here, fading memory. Was Kiffen still married while he was at UT?





Yes. And he wasn't much older than the co-eds he was with. Lane got into all kinds of trouble in Knoxville.
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
15963 posts
Posted on 1/20/24 at 3:42 pm to
Harry’s high as a kite today
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
10881 posts
Posted on 1/20/24 at 3:42 pm to
That was a really neat story. Got any more,Mother Goose?
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Arkansas
Member since Jun 2009
13239 posts
Posted on 1/20/24 at 3:42 pm to
HRV slanging the dang a lang on tRant again.
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
15963 posts
Posted on 1/20/24 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

Old man's disease here, fading memory. Was Kiffen still married while he was at UT?


Very much so. He and the ILB coach ran rampant through the hostesses with the mostesses
Posted by pubes
Brest, Franch
Member since Dec 2023
77 posts
Posted on 1/20/24 at 3:48 pm to
welcum to gay burger home of the gay burger can I wreck your Lexus
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
19295 posts
Posted on 1/20/24 at 4:02 pm to
Well, at least he had that persona of virtue, Coach O, around to balance the morality karma.
Posted by Grinder
Member since Nov 2007
1816 posts
Posted on 1/20/24 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

Yup. Right on Northshore.


This is correct
Posted by Smokeys Howl
Member since Oct 2022
1985 posts
Posted on 1/20/24 at 5:24 pm to
LaNe WuZ tHe gOoD GuY!!!!!11
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