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Posted by beauchristopher
Member since Jan 2008
73858 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 12:02 am to
What is wrong with you?
Posted by BB Que
Member since Apr 2026
36 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 1:13 am to
quote:

Alas, I cannot imagine being ghey.


Said someone using the word "alas".
Posted by ColoradoElkHerd
USA
Member since May 2014
4803 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 1:57 am to
Any team that is bragging about a sloppy fatass slob named "big poppa" that is going to "wreck this league" really ought to keep their mouth shut about a Coach that has beat the living crap out of them his first 2 years on the job.
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
1700 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 7:15 am to
quote:

I am 28 years old and I’ve seen my university: Win 4 baseball nattys Win 3 football nattys (play for another) Make it to a final four Your fandom havent experienced a single one of those, your parents fandom hasn’t experienced a single one of those, your grandparents fandom hasn’t experienced a single one of those, your great grandparents fandom hasn’t experienced a single one of those. Let us know how the cups turn out


For shame, have some mercy brother.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
27212 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:00 am to
quote:

Elkos tits are bigger than the girl’s behind him


Ole HC from Arky had a bigger rack and the title of Tit Boss.
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
2214 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:42 am to
Holy shite, you queers are starting to act more butthurt than ole piss fans about Kiffen. The fear is really getting to y'all.
Posted by Covingtontiger77
Member since Dec 2015
12192 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:44 am to
quote:

Lane busy chasing skanks


Sounds like a libelous and slanderous statement to be making.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
71533 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 9:05 am to
quote:

Said someone using the word "alas".


New words are confusing for Altie.
Posted by AGGIES
Member since Jul 2021
12517 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 10:47 am to
quote:

How is Elko a former safety with Vince Wilfork’s build? We are definitely fricked if he can pull off such sorcery.


Light on his feet
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20630 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 12:57 pm to
quote:


I am 28 years old and I’ve seen my university:

Win 4 baseball nattys
Win 3 football nattys (play for another)
Make it to a final four


I have witnessed a murder
Posted by ColoradoElkHerd
USA
Member since May 2014
4803 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 1:46 pm to
Nothing a punk can say will erase the stink of having Elko in his first visit as HC bring his team into Tigah Stadium, kick the crap outta yall, and Aggie fans held a massive celebration in the LSU student section which was empty in the 2nd half.

Still can't quit LMAO!
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
71533 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

Nothing a punk can say will erase the stink of having Elko in his first visit as HC bring his team into Tigah Stadium, kick the crap outta yall, and Aggie fans held a massive celebration in the LSU student section which was empty in the 2nd half.

Still can't quit LMAO!


Regular season wins and the ensuing celebrations are the absolute peak of Aggie athletics.
Posted by pizzathehut
west monroe
Member since Jul 2016
1379 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 1:49 pm to
not even good at ......
This post was edited on 4/23/26 at 1:51 pm
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
35470 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

I am 28 years old and I’ve seen my university:

Win 4 baseball nattys
Win 3 football nattys (play for another)
Make it to a final four

Your fandom havent experienced a single one of those, your parents fandom hasn’t experienced a single one of those, your grandparents fandom hasn’t experienced a single one of those, your great grandparents fandom hasn’t experienced a single one of those.

Let us know how the cups turn out.



Posted by TigahFan85
Member since Feb 2024
1021 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 1:57 pm to
quote:


Nothing a punk can say will erase the stink of having Elko in his first visit as HC bring his team into Tigah Stadium, kick the crap outta yall, and Aggie fans held a massive celebration in the LSU student section which was empty in the 2nd half.

Still can't quit LMAO!


Oh y’all are really hanging your whole identity on that one night, huh?

Congrats - beat LSU in Tiger Stadium during a season so bad it got the head coach fired. That’s your crown jewel. That’s the moment you’ve been waiting on. Beating a broken team and acting like you toppled a dynasty.

Meanwhile, when the spotlight actually hit you? Three points. At home. In a CFP game. Not even competitive - just a full-on no-show on the biggest stage you’ve had. But yeah, tell me more about how storming an empty student section in October is your program’s peak moment.

And the funniest part? You’re still obsessed. LSU living rent-free while you’re celebrating beating a team that was circling the drain. No rings, no banners, no nothing - just a highlight clip from a down year and a scoreboard from a playoff embarrassment.

That’s not dominance. That’s desperation dressed up like pride.
Posted by koreandawg
South Korea
Member since Sep 2015
13850 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 2:58 pm to
fully expected to open and read "Elko is chasing Little Debbie".

Posted by BebeLudwig7
Denham Springs
Member since Mar 2026
264 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 3:08 pm to
I thank you for that. In hindsight I bet Elko wished he would’ve let the game stay closer
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
63298 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 3:24 pm to
To be fair, it was a defensive battle and a tie game

Until Miami scored a touchdown, it’s only touchdown with only 104 seconds left in the game


Posted by Remulan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2014
970 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

Nothing a punk can say will erase the stink of having Elko in his first visit as HC bring his team into Tigah Stadium, kick the crap outta yall, and Aggie fans held a massive celebration in the LSU student section which was empty in the 2nd half.

Still can't quit LMAO!


I haven't seen the cups from that one, are they sweet looking?
Posted by Mizzouligan
St. Louis, MO
Member since Aug 2014
2437 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 3:53 pm to
How did LSU do in the playoff last year?
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