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re: L8U fans got Ehlinger's phone number.

Posted on 9/6/19 at 9:48 pm to
Posted by Ollieoxenfree99
Member since Aug 2018
7748 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 9:48 pm to
Coach O is a woman beater? Dafuq?
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 9:49 pm to
quote:

Can you use that algorithm to translate the gibberish that your woman beating retard coach will be spewing in his post game interview describing how his team got their asses licked


That’s the numerical version. The input will be thus:

LSU 77 SteerQueers 3

So will the output.



Posted by FreddieMac
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
21181 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 9:50 pm to
Dreadlocks of doom (Chad Jones) was the best dB at lsu in my life time.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33280 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

Read about greasing the train tracks so the train couldn’t stop in town , or the subterfuge of John Heisman with distracting referees. Students pulled fire alarms and raised hell outside of hotels


Read about Alabama being the original dick-riders (of Sewanee to beat Auburn in 1899), and a fan actually pointing loaded guns at players during a game.
I think that may have been bama, too.

Insane student fans...And look at 'em now!!!
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33280 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 9:54 pm to
quote:

Coach O is a woman beater?


He was a mean drunk, and is in recovery.

But

He doesn't put his mouth on young men.
Posted by NMAS
Houston
Member since Jun 2018
56 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 9:55 pm to
You kitty fans seem pretty obsessed with homosexuality, Maybe y’all should just all go ahead and come out of the closet.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

You kitty fans seem pretty obsessed with homosexuality, Maybe y’all should just all go ahead and come out of the closet.


We know when not to kiss men. You got a
mirror, Liberace?
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24846 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:04 pm to
quote:

Can you use that algorithm to translate the gibberish that your woman beating retard coach will be spewing in his post game interview describing how his team got their asses licked


I knew Herman was into man kissing, but salad tossing too?

frick it, it’s 2019. You do you, you weird son of a bitch.
Posted by Bigbee Hills
Member since Feb 2019
1531 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:04 pm to
Poor little dumbass texas fan.

Your mom is a dirty whore and your dad knows it.

Your sister loves the SEC DP,

BTW.

And you gonna STMF'inTDB,

Whether you like it or not.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:07 pm to
All that.

And seriously. The Horns suck at smack.
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
24311 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:09 pm to
quote:

Imagine being such a loser that you harass a 20 year old through text message.


Leave my texting habits to girls who have rejected me out of this.
Posted by NMAS
Houston
Member since Jun 2018
56 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:09 pm to
Sorry, I didn’t catch all that. Your mom was ringing my doorbell for a booty call and I had to sic the hounds on her
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24846 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:10 pm to
You’re terrible at this. Please stop.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:12 pm to
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Sorry, I didn’t catch all that. Your mom was ringing my doorbell for a booty call and I had to sic the hounds on her


Incisive retort. Your droll wit and verbal agility are inspiring.

Are you 12? We run circles around you and all you have is “your mom”? Go home, child.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24846 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:14 pm to
Dude, any minute now Judge is gonna start a gofundme and raise enough to buy your local Golden Corral and he is gonna ban you from the roast beef bar. Once he controls that, what are you gonna do on a Friday night?
Posted by NMAS
Houston
Member since Jun 2018
56 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:15 pm to
Sorry mom jokes aren’t as mature as prank calls
Posted by Manzielathon
Death Valley
Member since Sep 2013
8951 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:16 pm to
You’re melting over text messages and unanswered phone calls.

You are such a motherfricking pussy.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
34213 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:17 pm to
Lighten up bro
Posted by NMAS
Houston
Member since Jun 2018
56 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:17 pm to
I guess I’d have to step down to waffle house
Posted by EasterEgg
New Orleans Metro
Member since Sep 2018
4810 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:17 pm to
quote:

LSU fans did this to Tebow in 2007 and he now laughs about the whole experience.

He laughed about it that day. I was in the student section when he scored a TD in the NW corner and ran up up to the stands and mocked us with the phone to ear hand signal. I never wanted to punch him more. I over it shortly after!
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