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Kristi Malzahn Interview

Posted on 11/26/11 at 8:47 am
Posted by SweetHomeBama
Member since Dec 2010
17 posts
Posted on 11/26/11 at 8:47 am
All In

No intro needed.
Posted by townhallsavoy
Member since Oct 2007
3045 posts
Posted on 11/26/11 at 8:55 am to
From the video's description:

quote:

Malzahn was named the offensive coordinator at Auburn University by first year head coach Gene Chizik on December 28, 2008. Malzahn is known for his no-huddle offensive philosophy. In January 2003, he published a book and instructional video titled Hurry Up No Huddle -- An Offensive Philosophy. Many leaders in the profession have been critical of this system, as it increases the total amount of plays and decreases the amount of recovery time players have between plays, thus causing more contact, more injuries and thus puts players at greater physical harm. Given the lack of long-term health benefits or any fund provided to players, further increasing demands on the "student athlete" is a bad thing and the "no huddle" offense is leading to further known and unknown future consequences that should be investigated by the NCAA.


This post was edited on 11/26/11 at 8:56 am
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28601 posts
Posted on 11/26/11 at 9:07 am to
Holy holy hell.

She is insane. Legit wayyyyyy uncomfortable to listen to, and way too sharing.

What is she, 7 years old?
Posted by ChemicalXen
Alter, AL
Member since Jun 2011
918 posts
Posted on 11/26/11 at 9:41 am to
I bet she's badass in the sack. Psycho spazz bitches like that always are.
Posted by GrizzlePickle
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2011
1791 posts
Posted on 11/26/11 at 9:50 am to
quote:

I bet she's badass in the sack. Psycho spazz bitches like that always are.


If I were still single, IWHI... But only on the condition that she wear a ball gag, and I get federal witness protection and a new identity afterwards so she couldn't find me.

CGM shouldn't let her leave the house without ensuring she take her meds first.
Posted by Schwaaz
Member since Sep 2009
7375 posts
Posted on 11/26/11 at 9:53 am to
Those thunder thighs rule the Malzhan house. Why does she keep smelling her upper lip?
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105400 posts
Posted on 11/26/11 at 9:55 am to
Another Bama retard looking for anything to spin something bad to do with Auburn. Most likely the douche is the OP.

Frick Bama and although there is little chance this year. I hope Auburn ruins any opportunity for Bama getting to BCSNC.
Posted by wegotdatwood
Member since Aug 2009
17094 posts
Posted on 11/26/11 at 9:56 am to
Ronnie Floyd. The biggest fricking snake in the world. That dude probably makes 10 to 15 million a year or more.
Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
25660 posts
Posted on 11/26/11 at 9:58 am to
quote:

I bet she's badass in the sack. Psycho spazz bitches like that always are.



Dominatrix IMO...

This post was edited on 11/26/11 at 10:02 am
Posted by tigerskin
Member since Nov 2004
40108 posts
Posted on 11/26/11 at 9:59 am to
Wow. Malzahn won't be retiring from coaching anytime soon. Comes home, hits it, then out the door. Also sounds like he would love to coach for LSU given her last statements.
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72175 posts
Posted on 11/26/11 at 10:00 am to
I'm not sure how anyone can defend this. She comes off as some crazed lunatic. In front of a church congregation no less.
Posted by GrizzlePickle
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2011
1791 posts
Posted on 11/26/11 at 10:00 am to
quote:

Why does she keep smelling her upper lip?


If you caught the parts where she admits her crush on Cam Newton and her heavy involvement in recruiting, I wouldn't be surprised if it was some of his intoxicating "manliness" left over from when they recruited him.
Posted by wegotdatwood
Member since Aug 2009
17094 posts
Posted on 11/26/11 at 10:01 am to
Their daughters are major whores too.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62742 posts
Posted on 11/26/11 at 10:02 am to
Quote from preacher dude:
"(Gus) turned down an offer for $3 million a year, ..., that day will come for him...."

What does this mean in the realms of religion?

Sorry to thread hijack.
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72175 posts
Posted on 11/26/11 at 10:04 am to
That guy conducting the interview is over one of those "super-churches". He's well versed on making money. And lots of it.
Posted by wegotdatwood
Member since Aug 2009
17094 posts
Posted on 11/26/11 at 10:05 am to
quote:

Quote from preacher dude:
"(Gus) turned down an offer for $3 million a year, ..., that day will come for him...."

What does this mean in the realms of religion?

Sorry to thread hijack.


With Ronnie Floyd, it does. He almost became the southern baptist leader guy or whatever it's called. He makes several millions dollars by stealing from NWA. They have "giving kiosks" in the church and can pay with debit card etc. They have 3 crosses the size of texas that cost several million dollars. He has body guards and a helicopter so he can fly from service to service.
Posted by crimsontater
Trenton GA
Member since Dec 2009
3732 posts
Posted on 11/26/11 at 10:05 am to
good god, i could only take a few minutes of that. no way in hell i'd live with that. no wonder gus has an all consuming job. what is she some kinda redneck valley girl?
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105400 posts
Posted on 11/26/11 at 10:06 am to
quote:

I'm not sure how anyone can defend this. She comes off as some crazed lunatic. In front of a church congregation no less.



Show me in my post where I defended Malzahn? I simply was saying a retard took the time to make a video to try and make Auburn look bad. Prove me wrong.
This post was edited on 11/26/11 at 10:06 am
Posted by GrizzlePickle
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2011
1791 posts
Posted on 11/26/11 at 10:06 am to
quote:

Quote from preacher dude:
"(Gus) turned down an offer for $3 million a year, ..., that day will come for him...."

What does this mean in the realms of religion?



$300,000 tithe to his church every year?
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 11/26/11 at 10:06 am to
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