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King Saban Speaks

Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:14 am
Posted by The Mullet Whisperer
Member since Feb 2014
81 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:14 am
King Saban Speaks

quote:

"The fastball guys (up-tempo coaches) say there's no data out there, and I guess you have to use some logic," Saban told ESPN. "What's the logic? If you smoke one cigarette, do you have the same chances of getting cancer if you smoke 20? I guess there's no study that specifically says that. But logically, we would say, 'Yeah, there probably is.'"


Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:16 am to
60 cigarettes good (as long as you wait at least 10 seconds between each one).
80 cigarettes bad

It is pretty simple.
This post was edited on 3/5/14 at 8:18 am
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22030 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:17 am to
Embarrassing

Saban has really lost part of his aura this offseason
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:17 am to
so I guess Saban will be putting the fat guys on diets any day now
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:18 am to
The only person who gets to wear down Saban's players is Saban himself.
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
24884 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:18 am to
20 pages of everybody saying the same thing they have been saying for weeks.
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:18 am to
Player safety will prevail
Posted by Yintros
Bateon Rouge, Louisiana
Member since Jul 2013
590 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:19 am to
Alabama fans and Nick Saban have the same problem with comprehending statistics. No one ever said football coaches were very intelligent.
Posted by Phat Phil
Krispy Kreme
Member since May 2010
7372 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:19 am to
What a bitch. I'd be embarrassed if he was my coach
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:20 am to
Maybe he is on to something.

If I masturbate only once, am I just as likely to go blind as a section 8 masturboid?

If Bama only had to play a shitty, easy-arse schedule Evey year, would the injuries increase or decrease.

What exactly is Nick arguing here? Is he wanting LESS game time?

Cut games in half. That solves the problem too, right?
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52656 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:22 am to
ahaha its like Saban is trolling the SEC rant.
Posted by au21tigers
Thursday
Member since Nov 2009
12548 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:22 am to
Wait a second....
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:22 am to
quote:

What exactly is Nick arguing here? Is he wanting LESS game time?

People laughed when I said a while back that relating this to safety simply based on the argument that more football is unhealthy is a slippery slope, but Saban just doubled down on it.

Why play football at all if it is inherently unhealthy like smoking cigarettes?
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17264 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:23 am to
More of the same from a fan of the team which lost the BCS Championship.
Thanks for your teams good work.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:23 am to
Good point.

Smoke 100 packs nonstop v space them out over a year. What logic are we missing?
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:23 am to
he's just embarrassing himself at this point.


there should be some good Gameday signs come from this though
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:23 am to
nicky just doin' what gumps pay him to do
This post was edited on 3/5/14 at 8:25 am
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52656 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:23 am to
quote:

If Bama only had to play a shitty, easy-arse schedule Evey year, would the injuries increase or decrease.



TAMU's schedule this past season was easier than ours, numb nuts.
This post was edited on 3/5/14 at 8:25 am
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24933 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:25 am to
If you guys think that's a good point, just ring your call button, and Tommy will come back there and hit you over the head with a tack hammer because you are a retard.
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
19509 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:26 am to
Everyone in unison now.. 1, 2, 3 and
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