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Kiffens needs to settle the frick down
Posted on 5/26/26 at 2:55 pm
Posted on 5/26/26 at 2:55 pm
I think his daddy being a head coach and never being home much and not having a lot of time for Little Lane kind of turned Lane into a man with "Daddy Issues" who seeks attention from anyone he can for validation.
Being raised by his mother while just getting to hang around the field and facilities sometimes, on odd occasions with his daddy, kind of formed the adult Lane's personality into that of a needy woman seeking any kind of attention, bad or good.
It's the attention whore syndrome, which is a well documented issue for many women and, in my opinion, men like Kiffens.
Also, I think his attraction to young girls can be attributed to this also. He seemingly never really matured into what one would consider a serious man with any type of gravitas or adult maturity and feels more comfortable around young people who are more at his level of mental development.
It's sad.
Being raised by his mother while just getting to hang around the field and facilities sometimes, on odd occasions with his daddy, kind of formed the adult Lane's personality into that of a needy woman seeking any kind of attention, bad or good.
It's the attention whore syndrome, which is a well documented issue for many women and, in my opinion, men like Kiffens.
Also, I think his attraction to young girls can be attributed to this also. He seemingly never really matured into what one would consider a serious man with any type of gravitas or adult maturity and feels more comfortable around young people who are more at his level of mental development.
It's sad.
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Posted on 5/26/26 at 2:56 pm to SlingingSnakeStabler
This is a refreshing and original topic I anticipate you to have a long and storied posting history from this point forward
Posted on 5/26/26 at 2:56 pm to SlingingSnakeStabler
Hey alter...
Posted on 5/26/26 at 2:58 pm to SlingingSnakeStabler
Whatever he says that pisses off everyone, I like.
Posted on 5/26/26 at 3:06 pm to Keltic Tiger
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Whatever he says that pisses off everyone, I like.
That's understandable with women, which you likely are the way you spell your username with a K for Celtic. It's different and draws attention to you, which is what a lot of women, and men like Kiffens crave.
It has to be something like this with Kiffens.
Women excel at snide remarks, pissing people off, and double meanings and have a very hard time keeping their trap shut. This stupid bastard just can't shut up, ever. He loves himself deeply and thinks he is just the most clever person there ever was.
This post was edited on 5/26/26 at 3:07 pm
Posted on 5/26/26 at 3:09 pm to DMagic
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This is a refreshing and original topic I anticipate you to have a long and storied posting history from this point forward
Posted on 5/26/26 at 3:09 pm to SlingingSnakeStabler
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I think his daddy being a head coach and never being home much and not having a lot of time for Little Lane kind of turned Lane into a man with "Daddy Issues" who seeks attention from anyone he can for validation.
Being raised by his mother while just getting to hang around the field and facilities sometimes, on odd occasions with his daddy, kind of formed the adult Lane's personality into that of a needy woman seeking any kind of attention, bad or good.
It's the attention whore syndrome, which is a well documented issue for many women and, in my opinion, men like Kiffens.
What is your psychoanalysis for someone who keeps getting banned from a message board where they aren't wanted, yet is forced to continually register under new alters?
Posted on 5/26/26 at 3:12 pm to SidewalkTiger
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What is your psychoanalysis for someone who keeps getting banned from a message board where they aren't wanted, yet is forced to continually register under new alters?
This is totally off-topic for this thread. Let's try to concentrate on the topic at hand and not constantly seek and crave attention.
Just because your newly hired coach behaves like that doesn't mean you have to do the same.
Posted on 5/26/26 at 3:16 pm to SlingingSnakeStabler
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Kiffens
Posted on 5/26/26 at 3:18 pm to SlingingSnakeStabler
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This is totally off-topic for this thread. Let's try to concentrate on the topic at hand and not constantly seek and crave attention.
Just because your newly hired coach behaves like that doesn't mean you have to do the same.
Hit a little close to home, huh?
Posted on 5/26/26 at 3:27 pm to SidewalkTiger
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Hit a little close to home, huh?
Do you feel that when Kiffens speaks and interacts with people, he comes off as kind of resembling a teenager talking with friends?
He does seem to be emotionally stunted in many, many ways. He has either been fired from jobs in ridiculous circumstances regarding his behavior or quit jobs in equally ridiculous and undignified manners. Is there any halfway bad situation that he can't foul up and make even worse with his constantly running mouth and childish mentality?
He has the mentality of a spoiled rich kid, which he was growing up, and just never has seemed to quite bust the bubble and grow up to be a real person.
Posted on 5/26/26 at 3:28 pm to SlingingSnakeStabler
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Do you feel that when Kiffens speaks and interacts with people, he comes off as kind of resembling a teenager talking with friends?
He does seem to be emotionally stunted in many, many ways. He has either been fired from jobs in ridiculous circumstances regarding his behavior or quit jobs in equally ridiculous and undignified manners. Is there any halfway bad situation that he can't foul up and make even worse with his constantly running mouth and childish mentality?
He has the mentality of a spoiled rich kid, which he was growing up, and just never has seemed to quite bust the bubble and grow up to be a real person.
I don't personally know the man.
Posted on 5/26/26 at 3:29 pm to SlingingSnakeStabler
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SlingingSnakeStabler
I've been enjoying your work.
Please keep posting.
Posted on 5/26/26 at 3:32 pm to SlingingSnakeStabler
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Kiffens needs to settle the frick down
Thanks for your opinion on the matter. I'll make sure and tell Lane that.
On a different matter, I just saw on tv that Kalen Deboer is a pedophile.
Posted on 5/26/26 at 3:36 pm to SlingingSnakeStabler
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Kiffens
Posted on 5/26/26 at 3:36 pm to Topwater Trout
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Kiffens
Is this the new “Joe Burrows”?
Not to be outdone:
Urban Myers
Nick Sabin
Lou Saban
Bryan “Chip” Kelley
Ed Oregon
Posted on 5/26/26 at 3:37 pm to SidewalkTiger
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I don't personally know the man.
I don't either. We have both seen and heard and followed his stories over the many years he has been involved with football though and can see things for what they are.
Just because he recently became LSU's head coach doesn't mean you have to treat him like a deity or something and give him the utmost respect just because LSU or Baton Rouge or gumbo.
Look at what a mess he made at Oakland and the ensuing fiasco with Al Davis. That's just one example, of many, of his inability to behave like an adult.
Recently the Ole Miss statements just so he could garner attention to feed his lonely soul. Now the remarks about Saban.
Do you think something is wrong with him?
This post was edited on 5/26/26 at 3:40 pm
Posted on 5/26/26 at 3:39 pm to Gnash
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Is this the new “Joe Burrows”?
Not to be outdone:
Urban Myers
Nick Sabin
Lou Saban
Bryan “Chip” Kelley
Ed Oregon
Out of all of those, the only one you got right was Ed Oregon.
Posted on 5/26/26 at 3:41 pm to SlingingSnakeStabler
Did you think this 50 alters ago when he was your OC/QB coach?
Posted on 5/26/26 at 3:41 pm to PHLaggie
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My goodness, that's like an original Fark
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