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re: Joey Freshwater acting creepy again at the quad.

Posted on 4/2/26 at 2:30 pm to
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1965 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

Here you are starting another dick measuring contest, and coming up short AGAIN!

What a loser you are.


He lost that contest for good, years ago. Imagine being a Kentucky fan.
Posted by gamecockman12
Columbia, SC
Member since Aug 2012
8128 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 2:30 pm to
What a weirdo.
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
27035 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 2:37 pm to
This MF'ing Lane Kiffin is my damned HERO!
Posted by Elvis T
IT'S ME! IT'S ME! IT'S ELVIS T!
Member since Mar 2026
132 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 3:25 pm to
quote:

Here you are starting another dick measuring contest, and coming up short AGAIN!

What a loser you are.
quote:

He lost that contest for good, years ago. Imagine being a Kentucky fan.

They suck at everything.

They can't even win their own Kentucky Derby.
Posted by cyarrr
Prairieville
Member since Jun 2017
4193 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 3:38 pm to
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Unless it’s your daughter, why do you care? Stop trying to be a father to grown women you don’t know making their own decisions.


Do you have a daughter?

I’m an LSU fan and think Lane was a great hire, but it’s creepy for me to think a man in his 50s would be dating a teenager who is likely a year removed from high school.

I can’t image any father would be okay with that regardless if it’s his own daughter or not.

Maybe because I have a daughter of similar age it hits differently with me but I believe all dads can empathize.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
69427 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 4:52 pm to
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Yours is too big guy


LSU has no way of knowing if those accusations are true or not.

I would assume Ole Miss does, since they're the ones making them
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
18901 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 4:54 pm to
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Playing pickleball is creepy?


100%
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
44267 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 4:55 pm to
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Elvis T

Elvis T hasn’t had an original thought since dial-up. Man’s out here recycling the same lines like he’s trying to save the planet. Nobody’s checking for your alter ego, buddy — and the way you argue, I’m convinced you sit down to pee just to feel accomplished.
Posted by Liberace
90-77% Early Cuyler
Member since Oct 2022
590 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 5:07 pm to
Posted by Elvis T
IT'S ME! IT'S ME! IT'S ELVIS T!
Member since Mar 2026
132 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 5:38 pm to
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WildcatMike
Sucks as a poster.
quote:


Sucks even more...the whole state, not just their pitiful arse excuse for a universtity.

Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
44267 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 5:45 pm to
You calling us pitiful is rich. Tenner Vol fan talking trash is like a participation-trophy kid heckling the varsity team. Sit down before you sprain something trying to matter.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
69427 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 5:46 pm to
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I’m convinced you sit down to pee just to feel accomplished


Wait, you guys aren't doing this?
Posted by Elvis T
IT'S ME! IT'S ME! IT'S ELVIS T!
Member since Mar 2026
132 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 5:50 pm to
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You calling us pitiful is rich. Tenner Vol fan talking trash is like a participation-trophy kid heckling the varsity team. Sit down before you sprain something trying to matter.
We kick the horse shite out of Kentucky IN EVERY SPORT EXCEPT BASKETBALL....and WE ARE BREAK EVEN THERE THE LAST DECADE!

You are a chump school.

Auto win in football.
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
44267 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 6:05 pm to


I swear, making you look foolish on here is starting to feel like a community service project. At this point, you’re basically doing the heavy lifting for me.

Every time you post, it’s like you’re begging me to remind everyone why you should’ve stayed on your alter. I’m just here to help you keep the tradition alive.
Posted by Liberace
90-77% Early Cuyler
Member since Oct 2022
590 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 6:14 pm to
Posted by Elvis T
IT'S ME! IT'S ME! IT'S ELVIS T!
Member since Mar 2026
132 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 6:24 pm to
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I swear, making you look foolis

An fan of an auto-win doormat trying to talk trash?

You are correct. One of us looks foolish.

You change your name to DoormatMike,
Posted by Golfer1
Naples, FL
Member since Jan 2021
5125 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 7:36 pm to
You’d nut yourself if she just said hello to you
Posted by ElephaRoll
Member since Apr 2026
9 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 10:18 pm to
This is not that outrageous. LSU's campus just happens to full of gerontophiles.

Imagine all the cubs that Duane Mulkey is pulling. She is rich and successful and single. I bet there isn't a male student on campus that wouldn't give up his family's accordion, or even their most valued gumbo recipe, for a just a few nights with Mulkey.

It's a chance to be lavished with money and notoriety and make all the coonasses in every bayou in Louisiana become ragin' cajuns with jealousy.

If they get with Mulkey, they are auto famous and celebrated just like the girls who are with Kiffin. It's just a bonus to any true paprika blooded coonass that she dresses like a street clown and looks a lot like a lagoon bird. That just adds 'dat spice.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
69427 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 10:21 pm to
Altie's back

Posted by lsutiger2
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2008
8155 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 11:32 pm to
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This is not that outrageous. LSU's campus just happens to full of gerontophiles. Imagine all the cubs that Duane Mulkey is pulling. She is rich and successful and single. I bet there isn't a male student on campus that wouldn't give up his family's accordion, or even their most valued gumbo recipe, for a just a few nights with Mulkey. It's a chance to be lavished with money and notoriety and make all the coonasses in every bayou in Louisiana become ragin' cajuns with jealousy. If they get with Mulkey, they are auto famous and celebrated just like the girls who are with Kiffin. It's just a bonus to any true paprika blooded coonass that she dresses like a street clown and looks a lot like a lagoon bird. That just adds 'dat spice.

Did you type this with rubber gloves?
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