ElephaRoll
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
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| Interests: | Collecting old 1920's-1930's football bats is one hobby. |
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| Number of Posts: | 9 |
| Registered on: | 4/2/2026 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Most national championships across the NCAA's 27 most common sports since 2000
Posted by ElephaRoll on 4/3/26 at 1:38 am to DomesticatedBoar
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”I don’t enjoy watching, so it doesn’t matter.” That’s straight out of the Gen Z playbook. Am I right? So fricking self-centered, shallow-minded and selfish.
I don't enjoy watching checker tournaments, so it isn't a sport. I don't enjoy watching darts, so it isn't a sport. I don't enjoy watching marbles, so it isn't a sport.
I do enjoy football and this is a football board. Therefore, football is a sport.
Is that what you mean?
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re: Most national championships across the NCAA's 27 most common sports since 2000
Posted by ElephaRoll on 4/3/26 at 12:02 am to TwoDatBait
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Across 27 sports, and yes Gump, there are more sports than football...
re: Joey Freshwater acting creepy again at the quad.
Posted by ElephaRoll on 4/2/26 at 11:55 pm to lsutiger2
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Did you type this with rubber gloves?
I was trying to defend Lane Kiffin. Show some gratitude.
re: Joey Freshwater acting creepy again at the quad.
Posted by ElephaRoll on 4/2/26 at 10:18 pm to WildcatMike
This is not that outrageous. LSU's campus just happens to full of gerontophiles.
Imagine all the cubs that Duane Mulkey is pulling. She is rich and successful and single. I bet there isn't a male student on campus that wouldn't give up his family's accordion, or even their most valued gumbo recipe, for a just a few nights with Mulkey.
It's a chance to be lavished with money and notoriety and make all the coonasses in every bayou in Louisiana become ragin' cajuns with jealousy.
If they get with Mulkey, they are auto famous and celebrated just like the girls who are with Kiffin. It's just a bonus to any true paprika blooded coonass that she dresses like a street clown and looks a lot like a lagoon bird. That just adds 'dat spice.
Imagine all the cubs that Duane Mulkey is pulling. She is rich and successful and single. I bet there isn't a male student on campus that wouldn't give up his family's accordion, or even their most valued gumbo recipe, for a just a few nights with Mulkey.
It's a chance to be lavished with money and notoriety and make all the coonasses in every bayou in Louisiana become ragin' cajuns with jealousy.
If they get with Mulkey, they are auto famous and celebrated just like the girls who are with Kiffin. It's just a bonus to any true paprika blooded coonass that she dresses like a street clown and looks a lot like a lagoon bird. That just adds 'dat spice.
re: Most national championships across the NCAA's 27 most common sports since 2000
Posted by ElephaRoll on 4/2/26 at 6:51 pm to jangalang
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SOG once died to give you a different forum to post such great content
What is a sog?
re: Most national championships across the NCAA's 27 most common sports since 2000
Posted by ElephaRoll on 4/2/26 at 6:50 pm to Capn_Bevo
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No offense, but you're a damned retard.
Texas has not had a NC since Vince Young. How in the hell are they listed as having 29 since the year 2000?
Doesn't make a lot of sense.
re: Most national championships across the NCAA's 27 most common sports since 2000
Posted by ElephaRoll on 4/2/26 at 6:03 pm to theCAW
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Number of Posts: 1
Registered on: 4/2/2026
I have three posts.
re: Most national championships across the NCAA's 27 most common sports since 2000
Posted by ElephaRoll on 4/2/26 at 6:01 pm to Go Go Gata
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WTF are you talking about?
Are you seriously going to state that Florida has won 33 national championships since 2000? It's only been 26 years. I'm pretty sure the Gators aren't winning multiple football NC's per year.
re: Most national championships across the NCAA's 27 most common sports since 2000
Posted by ElephaRoll on 4/2/26 at 5:47 pm to Go Go Gata
None of those #'s are correct. Texas has not won a championship since 2005, with four total. Florida hasn't won any since 2006 and 2008 with a total of three.
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