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Jessica Dorrell's guestbook
Posted on 4/9/12 at 9:27 am
Posted on 4/9/12 at 9:27 am
Site was taken down, but here are some of the better entries:
EDIT: Guestbook from her wedding site.
S-E-C! S-E-C! S-E-C!
from: Mike Slive
Well, there goes my tenure as the biggest wh*re in Fayetteville.
from: Mike Anderson
That’s what you have to do to get playing time!!!?
from: Ronnie Wingo Jr.
Gross…
from: Jerry Sandusky
May Jesus have mercy on your soul. Remember, scooters are much safer.
from: M. Richt
Did you get that pic I sent? Text me back!!
from: Brett Favre
I knew about this days ago but didn’t know who to tell. Sorry.
from: Jim Tressel
This is why I always demanded we arrive in separate vehicles…
from: Rick Pitino
Some of my closest family members are from Arkansas. Would love to take a gander at the facilities.
from: Todd Graham
Jessica, I like riding on motorcycles. Hit me up.
from: Brittany Griner
What a strange way to dispose of your prostitute, Bobby. Call me next time for pointers.
from: Craig James
You need a shower, young lady.
from: D. Dooley
Jessica, btw, will you accept my GRAYSHIRT OFFER?
from: NIck Saban
So I have this bike in Baton Rouge…and I have a want…a sexual one.
from: Les Miles
Ahh F*** it
from: Lee Corso
EDIT: Guestbook from her wedding site.
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If blowing Petrino is cool, consider me Kniles Davis.
from: Tyler Wilson
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Wait, a 25 year old? I thought it was 20 5 year olds. Damn Bobby, thought we were friends. from: Jerry Sandusky 4/5/2012 4:48:56 PM
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Do you need to borrow my boat brother? A nice trip around Modesto Bay will straighten this ***** out....@KonwayTweety is cute from: Scott Peterson 4/5/2012 4:49:57 PM
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First-class gal. Why was she willing to ride coach?
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I hope your feet are still okay Jessica! from: Rex Ryan 4/5/2012 4:58:32 PM
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Goddammit Jess, we better not lose those season tickets. from: Josh
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Hell, even I hit it.
from: Trayvon
4/5/2012 4:21:06 PM
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Now I'm done.
from: Brady Quinn
4/5/2012 4:28:03 PM
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yeah, she interned for me, too
from: Bill Clinton
4/5/2012 4:23:50 PM
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I find the actions of Jessica and Bobby deplorable.
from: Joseph Kony
4/5/2012 4:30:47 PM
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What a strange way to dispose of your prostitute, Bobby. Call me next time for pointers. from: Craig James
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Any openings this year? from: Sean Peyton
S-E-C! S-E-C! S-E-C!
from: Mike Slive
Well, there goes my tenure as the biggest wh*re in Fayetteville.
from: Mike Anderson
That’s what you have to do to get playing time!!!?
from: Ronnie Wingo Jr.
Gross…
from: Jerry Sandusky
May Jesus have mercy on your soul. Remember, scooters are much safer.
from: M. Richt
Did you get that pic I sent? Text me back!!
from: Brett Favre
I knew about this days ago but didn’t know who to tell. Sorry.
from: Jim Tressel
This is why I always demanded we arrive in separate vehicles…
from: Rick Pitino
Some of my closest family members are from Arkansas. Would love to take a gander at the facilities.
from: Todd Graham
Jessica, I like riding on motorcycles. Hit me up.
from: Brittany Griner
What a strange way to dispose of your prostitute, Bobby. Call me next time for pointers.
from: Craig James
You need a shower, young lady.
from: D. Dooley
Jessica, btw, will you accept my GRAYSHIRT OFFER?
from: NIck Saban
So I have this bike in Baton Rouge…and I have a want…a sexual one.
from: Les Miles
Ahh F*** it
from: Lee Corso
This post was edited on 4/9/12 at 9:31 am
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Posted on 4/9/12 at 9:30 am to cokebottleag
Lulz, you dont have the whole thing like most of on here 
Posted on 4/9/12 at 9:31 am to cokebottleag
Posted on 4/9/12 at 9:33 am to cokebottleag
Damn, mine didn't make the "best of". 
Posted on 4/9/12 at 9:33 am to cokebottleag
ottomans.
Posted on 4/9/12 at 9:34 am to stonedbegonias
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amn, mine didn't make the "best of".
do share
Posted on 4/9/12 at 9:34 am to cokebottleag
Posted on 4/9/12 at 9:34 am to cokebottleag
Posted on 4/9/12 at 9:35 am to cokebottleag
Thread of the year.
Wow.
Wow.
Posted on 4/9/12 at 9:36 am to cokebottleag
It is depressing that I missed out on this. Of all things. 
Those of you that have my email, better fricking let me know when this kind of shite goes down in the future.
Those of you that have my email, better fricking let me know when this kind of shite goes down in the future.
Posted on 4/9/12 at 9:36 am to cokebottleag
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I have a want...a sexual one
Posted on 4/9/12 at 9:36 am to cokebottleag
BTW, here is the link to the thread with pretty much the entire guest book with the n word post edited out, other than that this is about 1 minute prior to them shutting it down
LINK
LINK
Posted on 4/9/12 at 9:37 am to NYCAuburn
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BTW, here is the link to the thread with pretty much the entire guest book with the n word post edited out, other than that this is about 1 minute prior to them shutting it down
Great work
Posted on 4/9/12 at 9:37 am to ThaKaptin
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Those of you that have my email, better fricking let me know when this kind of shite goes down in the future
Look at the link I just posted
Posted on 4/9/12 at 9:38 am to NYCAuburn
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Look at the link I just posted
I looked at it when you first linked it the other day, but I wanna be let know when the shite is going down so I can get in on it.
Posted on 4/9/12 at 9:39 am to UWGDAWG
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do share
Nah, after reading some of the good ones mine sucks really hard.
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I have a want, a sexual one. - Les Miles
I love that one.
This post was edited on 4/9/12 at 9:40 am
Posted on 4/9/12 at 9:42 am to cokebottleag
Those were excellent. I am glad that our next Senator, Craig "I Murdered 5 Prostitutes" James, gave his opinion on the matter.
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What a strange way to dispose of your prostitute, Bobby. Call me next time for pointers. from: Craig James
This post was edited on 4/9/12 at 9:43 am
Posted on 4/9/12 at 9:49 am to UWGDAWG
Awesome
Posted on 4/9/12 at 10:03 am to cokebottleag
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