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re: I’ve realized that a small percentage of bama fans are rednecks...

Posted on 1/12/19 at 11:37 am to
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 11:37 am to
For some reason when I read this thread title on the main page the words "small, Bama, and rednecks" jump out at me.

The funny part is that my dislexic brain tells me it says, "Bama fans have small dicks." No joke.

Posted by Glory, Glory
Pawleys Island, SC
Member since Nov 2012
4498 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 11:45 am to
File this in the bullshite folder
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
16143 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 11:59 am to
Yeah, you certainly are whatever you want to be in your own mind... lol

Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
16143 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 12:01 pm to
You’re so conceded that I bet you have a collection of mason jars filled with your own farts.
This post was edited on 1/12/19 at 12:01 pm
Posted by JohnnyU
Florida
Member since Nov 2006
12350 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 12:19 pm to
Perhaps you don’t understand the definition of redneck.
The majority of the south, outside of metro areas, is predominantly redneck.
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
3982 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 4:29 pm to
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Sure are a lot of well educated men about town driving dumpy pickups with that stupid script "A" plastered all over it.


Yeah those atlanta braves fans are trashy
Posted by ImayGoLesMiles
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Feb 2015
12709 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 4:32 pm to
Yeah, that statement is bass-ackwards.
Posted by DlineU
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
1584 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 4:43 pm to
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The only places remotely close to cosmopolitan in Alabama are Huntsville, which is a great city, and Birmingham to an extent. The rest of the state is an eyesore laden with pine trees, mobile homes, poverty and sadness.


This!
Posted by phil4bama
Emerald Coast of PCB
Member since Jul 2011
11454 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:44 pm to
Clemson has no room to talk. When your school is in the middle of nowhere SC, you can’t call anyone else a redneck unless you are saying “I’m rednecker than you.”
Posted by EasterEgg
New Orleans Metro
Member since Sep 2018
4810 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 8:17 pm to
Literally every Alabama fan I know can accurately be described as "white trash". Conversely, every Auburn fan I know graduated from there, although I only know 3 or 4.
Posted by ALTiger
Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
3031 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 8:20 pm to
I lived in Birmingham for 10 years. There are plenty of respectable Bama fans, but many more rednecks. And everyone outside of the city was redneck, and a Bama fan.
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
4974 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 8:40 pm to
Yup, the smartest in all the trailer park! At least that’s what Maw said!
Posted by DavidA
Member since Mar 2011
139 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 9:27 pm to
"Yeah those atlanta braves fans are trashy"

I agree, but hell, you know it, I know it, and everyone in the world knows there is no one as trashy as the sidewalk fans of Alabama. However, I’ve never seen a trailer park with sidewalks.

Posted by MSHawg1
Bad-assistan
Member since Jun 2018
5046 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 9:29 pm to
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But the overwhelming majority of us are well-educated men about town

Oh. I forgot you're from Austin.

Posted by MeatCleaverWeaver
Member since Oct 2013
22175 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

But the overwhelming majority of us are well-educated men about town



That’s a GED recipient in Alabama, right?
Posted by InGAButLoveBama
Member since Jan 2018
924 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

Literally every Alabama fan I know can accurately be described as "white trash". Conversely, every Auburn fan I know graduated from there, although I only know 3 or 4.


So what term do you use to describe Black "trash" I wonder....?

Reality: Even lower income Whites, aka, rednecks, have a higher avg SAT than upper income Blacks. SeeLINK

But you single out WHITE trash. Hmmmmm. How about not call anyone trash?

Whites who think they are virtue signalling by calling the most disadvantaged of their race, "trash," are truly despicable.
This post was edited on 1/12/19 at 10:20 pm
Posted by InGAButLoveBama
Member since Jan 2018
924 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 10:23 pm to
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The only places remotely close to cosmopolitan in Alabama are Huntsville, which is a great city, and Birmingham to an extent. The rest of the state is an eyesore laden with pine trees, mobile homes, poverty and sadness.


Yet UA in Tuscaloosa attracts more out of state students than any other SEC school. And its top 25th percentile for incoming freshman ACT is superior to or equal to all schools in the SEC save for Vandy. Most SEC campuses would be lucky to have a campus half as pretty as UA's. And UA's campus is about to undergo another transformation on the old Bryce Campus, preserving the beauty of the past, while serving today's needs.

And Auburn too attracts a solid number of out of state students despite being in wretched Alabama.

Fact: few Southern states have both the geographical diversity AND beauty of Alabama.
This post was edited on 1/12/19 at 10:26 pm
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
12300 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 10:35 pm to
quote:

the overwhelming majority of us are well-educated men about town

Are the women allowed to attend school, drive?
Posted by DavidA
Member since Mar 2011
139 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 10:41 pm to
Yes, Alabama is a beautiful state and both major universities attract great talent, but this thread is about the supposedly high level, "man about town" Alabama fans. Give me a fricken break, EVERYONE is aware of the low class, low intelligence of the average Alabama fan that never attended a class on campus. The University should set up an internet class on band wagonism, complete with suggesting children’s names like Bear, Tyde and Saban; how to teabag opposing fans, and the proper use of Spike 80 DF to kill other universities' trees. Yea... such great class and turds about town.
Posted by Daigeaux
Mountains of East Tennessee
Member since Jul 2005
5960 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 10:45 pm to
This tells me you have never been to Clemson.
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