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It's Meltdown Time

Posted on 9/15/15 at 9:07 am
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
75840 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 9:07 am
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I'm not one to normally jump into rash decisions, but DeBord should be fired after the abortion that has been his play calling. This has been much worse than what we all complained about last year. Who knew there was an offensive version of 3rd and Chavis.


This post was edited on 9/15/15 at 9:09 am
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 9:09 am to
Can't wait to watch Ole Miss dog walk yall up and down the field. The melt will indeed be real.

Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
75840 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 9:10 am to
quote:

Being a Tennessee fan is like a love affair. Each season you see your sweetheart anew. She starts out beautiful sweet, attractive in every way, but by the end if the season you have a clear view if her. As a young fan I saw my sweetheart as attractive and when she lost games she was still beautiful. In the seventies, Bama always roughed her up, but she was mine and I had hope that she would be the most beautiful. I attend the university in the 80s and when I was at ut, my girl still lost but she was fun to be around. She even beat the bears teams! Heck there were miracles and victories that show me hiw great she was. The 90s lead to her greatest beauty! She was my darling! There were some heartbreaks but the 98 season captured my heart and the vision of her was set! Each fall I new she would look just like she did then. But something happened! She got sick. About 2001 she lost to lsu. It hurt because I thought she was still beautiful, but the rest if the world started to we that she had a wart! It started small! But by 2005 it had grown and she had other warts! I vils never see them but all the other school fans could and the always pointed them out. My sweethearts appearance began to change. She started covering up the warts! Each year everyone heard she will be the most beautiful this year! I believed she was beautiful and each year she was going to be the prettiest yet! However other fans said she had the worst warts ever! Sure enough by 2005 I could usually see her warts by game 3! They were ugly! Each season 2006, 07, 08, I would see them! I was always blind to how bad they were and still saw my true love as beautiful! Until 2013, at the vandy game! She was old smelly and ugly! Could I love her? Florida 14, ooh! She had warts, farted and had stank breath! But I started off the test in love! 2015, I was in love! She was the most beautiful girl! Others said the warts are as bad as ever but I did not see them. Till today! She has warts , she is stinky and hard to love! My heart is broken and I can't unsee what she looks like! One ugly butch!


Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
17337 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 9:11 am to
The Arkansas kid crying is sad. I can never laugh at kids crying when their team lost.
Posted by To the Dome
Member since Aug 2015
680 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 9:12 am to
And then there were none would be a good description of bama fans after Saturday night on the board
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
24863 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 9:12 am to
quote:

Can't wait to watch Ole Miss dog walk yall up and down the field. The melt will indeed be real.


Damn CoachDon, that's not very nice. What did Bama ever do to you?
Posted by razthecat
Bay Minette, AL
Member since Oct 2010
2352 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 9:13 am to
haven't even made it through the entire thing and this is already my favorite.


quote:

The only more obvious goal line play was David Palmer. And Tennessee blew that one also...
Posted by WRTC
Member since Sep 2014
768 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 9:15 am to
Who knew there was an offensive version of 3rd and Chavis

funny I haven't seen a 3rd and Chavis moment. But I did see the LSU D get torched on the final drive and if it weren't for a false start, would've given up the game winning drive...
Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
16119 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 9:17 am to
Tenneesee fan comment from it's meltdown time and an aggie brings it here to troll LSU. Easy on the obsession bruh.


"at least with dooley i didnt have to watch the game."

Posted by auburnu008
I am the bagman
Member since Feb 2010
18526 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 9:17 am to
quote:

Being a Tennessee fan is like a love affair. Each season you see your sweetheart anew. She starts out beautiful sweet, attractive in every way, but by the end if the season you have a clear view if her. As a young fan I saw my sweetheart as attractive and when she lost games she was still beautiful. In the seventies, Bama always roughed her up, but she was mine and I had hope that she would be the most beautiful. I attend the university in the 80s and when I was at ut, my girl still lost but she was fun to be around. She even beat the bears teams! Heck there were miracles and victories that show me hiw great she was. The 90s lead to her greatest beauty! She was my darling! There were some heartbreaks but the 98 season captured my heart and the vision of her was set! Each fall I new she would look just like she did then. But something happened! She got sick. About 2001 she lost to lsu. It hurt because I thought she was still beautiful, but the rest if the world started to we that she had a wart! It started small! But by 2005 it had grown and she had other warts! I vils never see them but all the other school fans could and the always pointed them out. My sweethearts appearance began to change. She started covering up the warts! Each year everyone heard she will be the most beautiful this year! I believed she was beautiful and each year she was going to be the prettiest yet! However other fans said she had the worst warts ever! Sure enough by 2005 I could usually see her warts by game 3! They were ugly! Each season 2006, 07, 08, I would see them! I was always blind to how bad they were and still saw my true love as beautiful! Until 2013, at the vandy game! She was old smelly and ugly! Could I love her? Florida 14, ooh! She had warts, farted and had stank breath! But I started off the test in love! 2015, I was in love! She was the most beautiful girl! Others said the warts are as bad as ever but I did not see them. Till today! She has warts , she is stinky and hard to love! My heart is broken and I can't unsee what she looks like! One ugly butch!
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28285 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 9:21 am to
Big lard arse UT fan that does the vids. Have no idea what his name is but one was where he was set up at a flea market......anybody heard anything out of him?
This post was edited on 9/15/15 at 9:24 am
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61584 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 9:22 am to
I pretty much think this was me


quote:

God damn I miss nick Marshall
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18495 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 9:24 am to
quote:

Who knew there was an offensive version of 3rd and Chavis funny I haven't seen a 3rd and Chavis moment. But I did see the LSU D get torched on the final drive and if it weren't for a false start, would've given up the game winning drive...
What you fishing for today baw?
Posted by NorthGAVol
Member since Sep 2011
8939 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 9:26 am to
quote:

lard arse UT fan that does the vids. Have no idea what his name is but one was where he was set up at a flea market......anybody heard anything out of him?


That's BigVolDaddy. He cannonballed off the top of Neyland Stadium into the Tennessee River saturday night and hasn't been seen since.
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28285 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 9:28 am to
Poor guy.

Have seen a few of his vids. He is no AU21, but the ones I saw were quite entertaining.
Posted by NorthGAVol
Member since Sep 2011
8939 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 9:41 am to
Have you seen his video from the 2009 Tennessee/Alabama game? That's a doozy
Posted by DBU
Member since Mar 2014
19059 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 9:43 am to
Posted by Nuts4LSU
Washington, DC
Member since Oct 2003
25468 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 9:47 am to
quote:

But I did see the LSU D get torched on the final drive and if it weren't for a false start, would've given up the game winning drive...


Six losses in the last three years when leading or tied in the final two minutes. Compared to that, the defense at the end of the MSU game was great!
Posted by Team Vote
DFW
Member since Aug 2014
7730 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 9:59 am to
quote:

literally shove a lit sparkler up my dick hole.


Posted by golfntiger32
Ohio
Member since Oct 2013
12486 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 10:00 am to
The way the conference is shaping up so far there will be plenty of Velveeta to go around for every team
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