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re: Is your town one of the top 5 college towns?

Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:12 pm to
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:12 pm to
quote:

ain't no taters in clemson homey


If you say so. I notice you didn't take issue with my description of your crazy eyed mascot.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:12 pm to
That said. If we are going by “towns that just have a college in them therefore they are a college town”

My top college town is Amsterdam followed by Cartegena.

Don’t @ me
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:14 pm to
I actually lost my drivers license my senior year of college one night in 5 points.

4 years later my parents got something in the mail from the Columbia PD, my license.
Someone had found it and was using it as their fake.

Good on CPD to send it back.
Posted by Tillman
Member since May 2016
12363 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:15 pm to
that's what makes it the coolest tiger mascot homey
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:15 pm to
Reminds me of a guy I met at Talladega my sophomore year. Couple of my friends and I went to camp out and get drunk for a weekend. Ran across a guy who had a bar set up at his site. If you tipped about 5-10 bucks he'd keep serving you mixed shots all night.


Well fricking Mark was his name, and he found a way to scare ole DD. Homeboy had a picture album full of old pics he took on a Polaroid. Pics of vag, b-hole, and random positions to show off these nasty women taking the pics. Asked fricking Mark where he got this pics and he hits us with, "Idk probably family Thanksgiving bout 5-6 years ago". Never been so disgusted in my life. Never trust a Mark.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:17 pm to
CPD is weird man. Like simultaneously inept and incredibly effective at the same time. I never had a problem in Cola and I probably should have because I wandered around drunk enough that the odds weren't in my favor. Only had an issue when someone broke in to my truck, took a screwdriver right to the fricking door to steal a half a pack of cigs and rummage through an empty rifle case.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:20 pm to
quote:

Asked fricking Mark where he got this pics and he hits us with, "Idk probably family Thanksgiving bout 5-6 years ago". Never been so disgusted in my life. Never trust a Mark.



lol, he had to have been fricking with you. You're too gullible:

"I didn't use a condom, I must have AIDS"
"My dick feels tingly, I guess I have syphilis now."
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:21 pm to
I don’t trust anyone named Mark or Kyle
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:21 pm to
Mark was not one to frick around. He was a straight shooter all night. As a professional "frick Arounder" this man was telling some twisted truth. Whether or not it was family in the pics, the pics were still D- smut material
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
29311 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:23 pm to
Athens GA is way better than freaking College Station.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:23 pm to
quote:

As a professional "frick Arounder" t

DD, i like to say this about myself too.

kSG as well.

Not CNB that guy is a thick headed juice head
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:26 pm to
DD is good people, he is one of us.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:27 pm to
For me it’s Doug. frick Doug.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:28 pm to
quote:

For me it’s Doug. frick Doug.


Also can’t trust anyone with two first names as their first and last name.

Or guys/girls with names that can go either way.

Like Jamie or Charlie or Austin
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:28 pm to
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:30 pm to
Also Brandon. All Brandons are bitches.
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
50580 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:33 pm to
Maybe but we all know BR isn’t.
Posted by Jazzbo Depew
Bug Tussle
Member since Dec 2017
1765 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 4:48 am to
quote:

Wow! What a winning town!





For real.



No town can beat West Chester Pennsylvania !
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54783 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 6:24 am to
quote:

Is your town one of the top 5 college towns for cults?


FIFY

Seriously, when they are talking Provo / Brigham Young in the Top 5, BEWARE!

#1 West Chester - probably where they could have filmed the original "Stepford Wives"

#2 Ann Arbor - granted big college town, but Michigan is a Private public like UVA

#3 Provo -

#4 College Station - B / CS has bland architecture and beige is the predominant color. Not exactly common elements of a top college town

#5 Santa Monica - LA and the burbs is a haven for cults like Heavens Gate, Unification Church, and The Family. Based on the list, this should have been #1 not #5!
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54783 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 6:29 am to
quote:

Vols&Shaft83


quote:

College Station is a top 5 college town for buttfrickers who buttfrick each other in the butt.



Shafty, as a Vol fan that is the pot calling the kettle black

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