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What do I do?

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Get them a dog. Problem solved.

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The hog call is far from “cool” but it’s unique and that goes a long way these days

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The hog call works great in a packed stadium or arena.

It works okay in a large crowd in other situations.

It never works out when you make a small group of people or individual do it. Usually awkward as hell.

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Us Hog people can't take another heartbreak ending to our season

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Eh, it’s all scar tissue now anyways.

The key to both scenarios is getting the vast majority of the 100 to go full brain dead zombie swarm mode to rush and bury.

I’m not sure you could convince enough of them to do that.

Much like childhood fears of quicksand, I just figure if I get out of my truck that thing will be instantly wrapped around me like a spring going for the kill.

Wait, the widow of one of Sam’s kids?

This is why you don’t let your kids marry crazy. I know you dads don’t want to interfere, but you have to look out for your son’s best interest.

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Does your vehicle need to tow anything? If not, a minivan will get you three comfortable rows with good storage behind the third row. The third row can be dropped down for more usable storage. Better gas mileage, sliding doors, etc. Much better bang for the buck. If you’ve never looked at one, at least do that before letting minivan prejudice deny you a vehicle that most suits your needs. We’ve had both the Honda odyssey and now a Toyota sienna hybrid, both great.

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My brother bit this bullet and doesn’t regret it at all. 2 kids, 2 dogs, all the room in the world, and a game changer for road trips.

He’s not a car guy at all though, so he didn’t have the added burden of mentally accepting driving a minivan.

I bet it’s not really 95%, probably more like 80, but that 15% doesn’t even bother with DC Bar activities. Congress is usually 50/50 between the two parties and a lot of those lawyers are lobbyist.

I’m shocked that 5% even shows up.

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This is a Wendy's sir, we play checkers here...

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Ever play against a top tier checker player? It’s pretty impressive.

Map is questionable. Four or five of those Arkansas dots would not be favorable to a protest.

You’d get a protest in Little Rock and Fayetteville. Then maybe a handful of pierced, tatted, and dyed hair college kids in Jonesboro and Conway.

But Harrison, Mountain Home, Fort Smith, and Arkadelphia? Not so much.