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re: Is Michigan a tier 2 program?
Posted on 12/15/25 at 2:26 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Posted on 12/15/25 at 2:26 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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and his wife withholds the pussy if he doesn't give enough to Michigan
Hes been married about 20 times, if she holds out he'll trade her in on a newer model again just like he did to the last one.
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Posted on 12/15/25 at 2:29 pm to Landmass
Then why cant they win championships? They've been outperformed by piddly ole LSU since 1950. Something is wrong there and kids don't want to play for Michigan. Even with Harbaugh their recruiting classes weren't top 10. You would think, O well, they just aren't cheating and paying players like other programs. But... they are, and are getting caught doing it.
Posted on 12/15/25 at 2:58 pm to theliontamer
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Then why cant they win championships?
They won in 2023?
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:06 pm to atlantarebs
Who do you all think the top twenty college coaching destinations are? In football.
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:09 pm to theliontamer
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Then why cant they win championships? They've been outperformed by piddly ole LSU since 1950. Something is wrong there and kids don't want to play for Michigan. Even with Harbaugh their recruiting classes weren't top 10. You would think, O well, they just aren't cheating and paying players like other programs. But... they are, and are getting caught doing it.
Since 1950, Michigan has 60 more wins than LSU.
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:17 pm to Landmass
They've won half as many championships as LSU since 1950
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:18 pm to atlantarebs
O yea 2023*, where it all came together for the wolverines.
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:30 pm to theliontamer
Michigan literally has a championship more recently than LSU. And I’m a LSU fan
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:32 pm to bigjohnson
I think it definitely tiered, with certain schools equal and only difference is location or preference of the coach. This is a rough list, you could prob convince me to move any of these schools up or down a tier.
Tier 1:
Texas
Alabama
Ohio State
Notre Dame
Georgia
Tier 1-2 Tweener schools:
Michigan
Oregon
USC
Oklahoma
Miami (the location is a big seller)
Tier 2:
LSU
Florida State
Florida
Tennessee
Tier 3:
Clemson
Auburn
Washington
Penn State
Texas A&M
Tier 4:
Ole Miss
Iowa
Arkansas
Michigan State
Etc
Tier 1:
Texas
Alabama
Ohio State
Notre Dame
Georgia
Tier 1-2 Tweener schools:
Michigan
Oregon
USC
Oklahoma
Miami (the location is a big seller)
Tier 2:
LSU
Florida State
Florida
Tennessee
Tier 3:
Clemson
Auburn
Washington
Penn State
Texas A&M
Tier 4:
Ole Miss
Iowa
Arkansas
Michigan State
Etc
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:34 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
quote:If I was worth that much, I'd have a much hotter chick than her.
Larry Ellison is worth a quarter trillion dollars and his wife withholds the pussy if he doesn't give enough to Michigan
But she is probably like a Michigan 9.
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:45 pm to Murph4HOF
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I was worth that much, I'd have a much hotter chick than her. But she is probably like a Michigan 9.
No. Sherrone Moore’s white girl Paige was a Michigan 9, even though she’s really a 6. Ellison has lots of kids from much hotter side pieces
This post was edited on 12/15/25 at 3:46 pm
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:51 pm to Slums_Alum
You're completely missing the point. Since 1950, Michigan has won 2 national championships. Do you think that is super impressive? Does that make them worthy of the highest pedigree in college football? I sure don't think so. And that 2023 championship is probably more deserving of an asterisk than 2020 Alabama.
Posted on 12/15/25 at 3:56 pm to theliontamer
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You're completely missing the point. Since 1950, Michigan has won 2 national championships. Do you think that is super impressive? Does that make them worthy of the highest pedigree in college football? I sure don't think so. And that 2023 championship is probably more deserving of an asterisk than 2020 Alabama
I get what you’re saying. I just think they’ve underachieved. Not through lack of resources but shitty hires
Posted on 12/15/25 at 4:18 pm to Slums_Alum
75 years of underachieving in the decades where the sport actually mattered nationally .... it's gone from a trend to a reality. They arent as big time as they think.
Posted on 12/15/25 at 4:22 pm to Slums_Alum
The greatest coach in their history, Bo Schembechler, never won it all. His record in the Rose Bowl which was the goal of the Big Ten to play every year was 2-8. Overall Bo went 5-12 in bowl games.
Harbaugh for all his hijinks at least got them a championship. Too bad his hand-picked successor crashed and burned.
Harbaugh for all his hijinks at least got them a championship. Too bad his hand-picked successor crashed and burned.
Posted on 12/15/25 at 4:58 pm to tide06
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if she holds out he'll trade her in on a newer model again
And pretty easy for him to do that, as the original post stated - after all, he has a quarter trillion dollars right?
Posted on 12/15/25 at 5:01 pm to JacieNY
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The greatest coach in their history, Bo Schembechler, never won it all. His record in the Rose Bowl which was the goal of the Big Ten to play every year was 2-8. Overall Bo went 5-12 in bowl games.
Hell, Lloyd Carr got them a championship in 1997. Just until this three year cheating scandal, they were like Tennessee
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