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Is jerking off into a jar with other dudes a cool tradition?

Posted on 9/13/22 at 9:15 am
Posted by Monahans
Member since Sep 2019
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Posted on 9/13/22 at 9:15 am
What do my future SEC brethren think? Sound pretty cool?
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 9/13/22 at 9:16 am to
I don't see what the big deal is.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 9:16 am to
Not as cool as publicly sucking on dildos.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24481 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 9:17 am to
Only if the last to finish has to drink it
Posted by Monahans
Member since Sep 2019
1250 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 9:18 am to
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Not as cool as publicly sucking on dildos.

Did you look your bros in the eye while you were whacking it? Or did you kind of have stage fright?
Posted by TheMissingMillion
Upper Deck
Member since Sep 2022
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Posted on 9/13/22 at 9:18 am to
Tradition? Ehhh

A typical Tuesday in College Station? Yes
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 9/13/22 at 9:22 am to
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Did you look your bros in the eye while you were whacking it? Or did you kind of have stage fright?
Posted by shaneomac1
Birmingham.al
Member since Aug 2011
1125 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 9:27 am to
take this ghey shat to the OT forum.....
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
3445 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 9:27 am to


How many other universities have a dildo nicknamed "Big Boy" on display immortalizing the great dildo parade.

This has to be the most embarrassing thing any university has ever done.

Dildo parade

quote:

The anthropology department has three display cases on the fourth floor of the Student Activity Center that hold various objects of anthropological significance. Two hold large gorilla skeletons. The other holds a dildo.
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
3445 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 9:29 am to
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Is jerking off into a jar with other dudes a cool tradition?


Is this something teasip does? I don't know of any other university that does this. Sounds like something your students would enjoy though.

Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 9:30 am to
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This has to be the most embarrassing thing any university has ever done.
Nah... This is:



Sheesh. I knew you guys were obsessed with us, but I didn't think y'all had THIS much infatuation with Texas

utrejects.com
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 9/13/22 at 9:34 am to
the dildo shite at UT....well thats some weird shite but austin is a weird town and has tons of gays both in the student body and just in austin....kind of expect to see that.

but the whole jizz jar, being jacked off by a cheer leader in front of the rest of the "yell leaders" to show power over UT is fricking weird as frick.

i mean like weirdest shite on the planet fricking weird.
Posted by Monahans
Member since Sep 2019
1250 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 9:34 am to
Hmm so it was cheerleaders giving out handjobs? Would be pretty cool, problem is the "cheerleaders" were just other gay dudes and everyone there chose to go to a college with zero girls. Cool tradition!
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
3445 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 9:35 am to
Sorry x but that quote was by a teasip. Not sure what teasip's infatuation is with jizz jars but please keep them on the tu campus. Nobody else in the SEC wants them.
Posted by SlicedBread
Member since Feb 2022
887 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 9:37 am to
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the surviving jars


They had leftovers?!
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 9:38 am to
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the dildo shite at UT....well thats some weird shite but austin is a weird town and has tons of gays both in the student body and just in austin....kind of expect to see that.
The difference is: that was a one time rally based on open carry laws that was not mandated by the University, nor did the school have anything to do with it in an official capacity. Nothing like that has ever commenced since (pretty sure those photos are from 2015 or 2016). It was embarrassing, Texas fans took their flak for it, and they haven't done it since.

The aggie traditions are celebrated, and when people pick on them about it, they double down and insinuate that people only make fun of aggies because they're jealous and wish their school operated like a&m (I'm dead serious )

And watch - they'll double down on this. They'll bring up the DMCA thing at their next high school pep rally on Friday nights (nevermind how cringe it is that the pep rally is literally the most exciting thing going on in town on a Friday night) and pat themselves on the back for it

If you want to go to college in Texas - go to Texas. If you want to go to high school again, or a place where you can be molested by a male cheerleader in the endzone for scoring a touchdown, go to Texas a&m
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Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 9:39 am to
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Not sure what teasip's infatuation is with jizz jars
You say as you post multiple dildo pictures from a school you weren't smart enough to attend.

You rejects really do make this so so easy bahahaha

utrejects.com
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 9:40 am to
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They had leftovers?!
Well they're wacking it while thinking about Texas. Of course their infatuation and obsession provided them with leftovers (ew)
Posted by Monahans
Member since Sep 2019
1250 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 9:41 am to
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Sorry x but that quote was by a teasip. Not sure what teasip's infatuation is with jizz jars but please keep them on the tu campus. Nobody else in the SEC wants them.

Of course they dont. You would have to be a latently homosexual freak to be into that kind of stuff.

Do yall practice with each other jizzing into the jar leading up to the big bonfire? Seems like the yell leaders would get sick of giving so many hand jobs, but I guess the spirit of aggyland helps them press forward.
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
12184 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 9:44 am to
A&M should not only be booted from the SEC but from college sports period. Their traditions are inline with groomers and perverts.
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