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Is Brian Kelly Shorter than Saban?

Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:13 pm
Posted by 4QNDS
Cypress Texas
Member since Oct 2019
158 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:13 pm
I attended the Lombardi Awards in 2012 where BK was with Manti Te'o. I swear he is no taller than me. I am 5'9" at my best neck stretching. I also have met Saban multiple times. We are about the same size. I say it would be a very close call.



Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37520 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:18 pm to
From the pictures standing side by side he is 2-3 inches shorter than Saban. He also wears platform shoes. I guess he is insecure about his shortness
Posted by Sleepy_Tiger
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2021
6744 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:18 pm to
To be honest I can care less one way or another
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
50383 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:22 pm to
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18379 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

I am 5'9" at my best neck stretching. I also have met Saban multiple times. We are about the same size. I say it would be a very close call.


I’m 5’7, and Saban and I were about the same height.

I’ve seen some say he’s 5’6.

As much as people would want to make fun of them for it, it’s impressive that dudes under 5’8 can become high achieving football coaches. I can’t imagine how silly it could feel scolding a 6’5 275lb muscle freak when staring up at him.
Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

From the pictures standing side by side he is 2-3 inches shorter than Saban. He also wears platform shoes. I guess he is insecure about his shortness



Knew we could count on the board's Worst Poster to have a keen eye in looking at men and their fashion.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36533 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:28 pm to
He's on the OT claiming to own a Porsche.

Daniel, that's a frickin' miata with a rainbow paint job, you taint-ravager.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30214 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:28 pm to
Looks like Saban has his hair teez'd up an inch or two, otherwise he and Kelly are vertically equal in that pic.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22665 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:28 pm to
I immediately thought of this:

Pappy's Dilema


quote:

We could hire our own midget, even shorter than his.

Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36533 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:29 pm to
Kinda looked to me like Saban just has a fivehead in comparison to Kelly's forehead.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10217 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

Is Brian Kelly Shorter than Saban?


I haven't seen either one with their pants down to know for sure.
Posted by lsu711
Member since Sep 2003
13046 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:32 pm to
Coach height doesn’t matter until your 5’8” multiple championship winning coach is an inch taller than your biggest rival’s coach.

That’s when you run to the SEC Rant to post about coach height.
Posted by MadQfrog
Atlanta, GA
Member since May 2021
604 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:32 pm to
I think Saban wears elevator heel shoes. It's hard to compare the two unless they stand bare feet.
This post was edited on 8/18/22 at 3:33 pm
Posted by That LSU Guy
The beach
Member since Jul 2008
11407 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

He's on the OT claiming to own a Porsche.

Daniel, that's a frickin' miata with a rainbow paint job, you taint-ravager.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21218 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:35 pm to
For all the short jokes that LSU fans have made since 2007 and their new coach is shorter than Saban. Thats hilarious.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37520 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

He's on the OT claiming to own a Porsche.


Some people make more money than you brother. It’s gonna be ok
Posted by StevieG504
Metairie
Member since Jun 2013
3491 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:37 pm to
Y’all some short mfers
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36533 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:37 pm to
quote:


I haven't seen either one with their pants down to know for sure.


If they were both pissing off a bridge, Saban would say the water is cold, and Kelly would say it's deep too.
Posted by That LSU Guy
The beach
Member since Jul 2008
11407 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

Some people make more money than you brother. It’s gonna be ok
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36533 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:39 pm to
quote:


Some people make more money than you brother. It’s gonna be ok


I'm proud of you. I didn't know that sucking dick paid that well.
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