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Is Bielema's fatness holding him back?
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:13 am
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:13 am
I mean look at this guy, he's a fricking cow. He was never that fat at Wisconsin. I've never seen a fatass coach become successful. Most of them had already had their success and then just let themselves go like Phil Fulmer did. Maybe that's what Bielema is doing now? Coach in a few Rose Bowls, come home to Jen's fine arse every night and then just let yourself go because you feel that you've made it. There's a certain threshold of fatness that you must fall below if you want to be a winner, but once you cross it you're toast. It's hard enough to win at a place like Arkansas, and I feel that his weight just adds to their mediocrity. Thoughts?
This post was edited on 3/22/17 at 11:21 am
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:13 am to Darth Aranda
What a troll
Lolz jk Frick Bert
Lolz jk Frick Bert
This post was edited on 3/22/17 at 11:14 am
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:14 am to Darth Aranda
I wonder how long it's been since he's seen his penis
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:15 am to Darth Aranda
Has he reached a Mangino level of fatness? I don't think so, he still has room to grow.
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:16 am to Darth Aranda
I'm not going to upvote this, but I can't help but laugh.
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:27 am to RocketBallz
That's a scary thought
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:31 am to Darth Aranda
He literally looks like a human hog.
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:31 am to Darth Aranda
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Is Bielema's fatness holding him back?
I think that would be gravity holding him back...
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:37 am to NYCAuburn
Golden Corral, Bert has his own feed trough out back.
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:42 am to Darth Aranda
Not directly but it does increase drag.
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:47 am to Darth Aranda
Holding him back from having an attractive wife? no
Holding him back from a 7-figure salary? no
Holding him back from enjoying life? doesn't look like it
Sounds like he's wearing his weight well.
Holding him back from a 7-figure salary? no
Holding him back from enjoying life? doesn't look like it
Sounds like he's wearing his weight well.
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:50 am to Darth Aranda
So fat. He actually has very porcine-like qualities.
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:50 am to Darth Aranda
Yes....
Well, that and he is at Arkansas
Well, that and he is at Arkansas
Posted on 3/22/17 at 12:06 pm to Eli Goldfinger
That's kind of my point though, he's mailed it in and doesn't give a shite anymore.
Posted on 3/22/17 at 12:11 pm to Darth Aranda
he's so fat but frick you and all the piece of shite alters on this site lately.
Posted on 3/22/17 at 12:16 pm to Darth Aranda
I'd say it's definitely holding him down
Posted on 3/22/17 at 12:17 pm to Darth Aranda
Haha it's because he's fat
Posted on 3/22/17 at 12:18 pm to Darth Aranda
17 upvotes and 0 downvotes...
Posted on 3/22/17 at 12:21 pm to Darth Aranda
I actually seen a more recent pic of him, and he is actually losing weight. That pic is from 2014. He is still fat, but not that whale sized anymore.
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