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re: Internet Tough Guy Thread (sports related)

Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:32 pm to
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

IRL. I kick arse like it's my job and I think a lot of y'all would shut the hell up if you knew just how tough we grow them here in Arkansas



Boy I will make you my bitch and it'll be done and over with faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:36 pm to
I don't fight girls. If you're looking for someone to fight a female ask that Bill from Bama guy. He flexes on women in pink bathrooms. Plus, Bama women, like yourself, are known to assault people during football games. I assume that's cuz they all get beat on by their "men." I use that term loosely. Alabama seems to be full of pussies.
Posted by AgsNguyening
USA
Member since Jul 2014
2798 posts
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:37 pm to
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I would like to propose that if any of you punks want to talk shite to Arkansas, that you can only do so after making your way through me. IRL. I kick arse like it's my job and I think a lot of y'all would shut the hell up if you knew just how tough we grow them here in Arkansas. Look y'all, I make my living by toiling the Earth that is nothing but a pile of fricking rocks where I live. You think you're tough? Come at me, bro.


You used proper grammar, have no run on sentences, no spelling errors and used apostrophes correctly throughout.

I doubt you went to Arkansas let alone have the ability to kick someone’s arse.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:39 pm to
That's rich coming from a Texas Aggie. There has never been one single tough guy to come through that school.
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
21858 posts
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

I would like to propose that if any of you punks want to talk shite to Arkansas, that you can only do so after making your way through me. IRL. I kick arse like it's my job and I think a lot of y'all would shut the hell up if you knew just how tough we grow them here in Arkansas.



If people are so tough in Arkansas then why does the team you support suck every year?

Posted by AgsNguyening
USA
Member since Jul 2014
2798 posts
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:41 pm to
Excellent job. Yes, never. Not one single person.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

If people are so tough in Arkansas then why does the team you support suck every year?



They don't. That's fake news.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35476 posts
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:44 pm to
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Come at me, bro.
In Arkansas? Hard pass.
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
21858 posts
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

That's rich coming from a Texas Aggie. There has never been one single tough guy to come through that school.


Gene Stallings was a pretty tough guy
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:45 pm to
More fake news.
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

why would Hogan need a stunt double for fricking?


You raise a valid point. I was pretty confused about the stunt-cock double for Orgasmo, I figured it was just something they made up for the movie. Maybe this is a real thing.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

I assume that's cuz they all get beat on by their "men."


Never once had a man lift his hand to me. I'm a redhead. Naturally mean as hell. I will steal your soul and not think twice about it...without having to fight you.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 11/18/18 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

And, why would Hogan need a stunt double for fricking?


Because wrestlers don't actually perform their own stunts or fights. They have to have professional bad asses brought in. And that's where I come in.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71421 posts
Posted on 11/18/18 at 2:06 pm to
BoarEd itt be like

Posted by joshua2571
Member since Nov 2015
8137 posts
Posted on 11/18/18 at 2:14 pm to
Only thing scared of Arkansas are ham sandwiches
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35476 posts
Posted on 11/18/18 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

BoarEd itt be like

One guy, at most, took the OP seriously.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 11/18/18 at 2:20 pm to
He wasn’t being serious
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71421 posts
Posted on 11/18/18 at 2:39 pm to
I'm confused now with you two telling me how I am
Posted by Hotel Romeo Delta
Lake Park
Member since Aug 2018
584 posts
Posted on 11/18/18 at 2:40 pm to
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Look y'all, I make my living by toiling the Earth that is nothing but a pile of fricking rocks where I live. You think you're tough? Come at me, bro.


I'll bend you over one of those rocks and come on you, bitch.
This post was edited on 11/18/18 at 2:41 pm
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 11/18/18 at 2:44 pm to
I don't play that shite.
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