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re: Internet Tough Guy Thread (sports related)
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:32 pm to BoarEd
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:32 pm to BoarEd
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IRL. I kick arse like it's my job and I think a lot of y'all would shut the hell up if you knew just how tough we grow them here in Arkansas
Boy I will make you my bitch and it'll be done and over with faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:36 pm to Carolina_Girl
I don't fight girls. If you're looking for someone to fight a female ask that Bill from Bama guy. He flexes on women in pink bathrooms. Plus, Bama women, like yourself, are known to assault people during football games. I assume that's cuz they all get beat on by their "men." I use that term loosely. Alabama seems to be full of pussies.
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:37 pm to BoarEd
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I would like to propose that if any of you punks want to talk shite to Arkansas, that you can only do so after making your way through me. IRL. I kick arse like it's my job and I think a lot of y'all would shut the hell up if you knew just how tough we grow them here in Arkansas. Look y'all, I make my living by toiling the Earth that is nothing but a pile of fricking rocks where I live. You think you're tough? Come at me, bro.
You used proper grammar, have no run on sentences, no spelling errors and used apostrophes correctly throughout.
I doubt you went to Arkansas let alone have the ability to kick someone’s arse.
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:39 pm to AgsNguyening
That's rich coming from a Texas Aggie. There has never been one single tough guy to come through that school.
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:41 pm to BoarEd
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I would like to propose that if any of you punks want to talk shite to Arkansas, that you can only do so after making your way through me. IRL. I kick arse like it's my job and I think a lot of y'all would shut the hell up if you knew just how tough we grow them here in Arkansas.
If people are so tough in Arkansas then why does the team you support suck every year?
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:41 pm to BoarEd
Excellent job. Yes, never. Not one single person.
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:42 pm to Loserman
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If people are so tough in Arkansas then why does the team you support suck every year?
They don't. That's fake news.
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:44 pm to BoarEd
quote:In Arkansas? Hard pass.
Come at me, bro.
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:44 pm to BoarEd
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That's rich coming from a Texas Aggie. There has never been one single tough guy to come through that school.
Gene Stallings was a pretty tough guy
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:45 pm to Che Boludo
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why would Hogan need a stunt double for fricking?
You raise a valid point. I was pretty confused about the stunt-cock double for Orgasmo, I figured it was just something they made up for the movie. Maybe this is a real thing.
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:48 pm to BoarEd
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I assume that's cuz they all get beat on by their "men."
Never once had a man lift his hand to me. I'm a redhead. Naturally mean as hell. I will steal your soul and not think twice about it...without having to fight you.
Posted on 11/18/18 at 2:00 pm to Che Boludo
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And, why would Hogan need a stunt double for fricking?
Because wrestlers don't actually perform their own stunts or fights. They have to have professional bad asses brought in. And that's where I come in.
Posted on 11/18/18 at 2:14 pm to BoarEd
Only thing scared of Arkansas are ham sandwiches
Posted on 11/18/18 at 2:16 pm to momentoftruth87
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BoarEd itt be like
One guy, at most, took the OP seriously.
Posted on 11/18/18 at 2:20 pm to northshorebamaman
He wasn’t being serious
Posted on 11/18/18 at 2:39 pm to TutHillTiger
I'm confused now with you two telling me how I am
Posted on 11/18/18 at 2:40 pm to BoarEd
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Look y'all, I make my living by toiling the Earth that is nothing but a pile of fricking rocks where I live. You think you're tough? Come at me, bro.
I'll bend you over one of those rocks and come on you, bitch.
This post was edited on 11/18/18 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 11/18/18 at 2:44 pm to Hotel Romeo Delta
I don't play that shite.
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