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re: I’m in heaven now! Gumps are now back to average in football!

Posted on 5/22/25 at 4:42 pm to
Posted by MrMojoRisin
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Member since May 2014
8075 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 4:42 pm to
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Are you fricking stupid or something?


Both.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
20451 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 4:47 pm to
I have it on good authority that Alabama dinosaurs were kicking the shite out of LSU dinosaurs for millions of years before we started. And just like WilliamTaylor when he loses, they went and hid in the swamps. Which actually served them well when the giant asteroid hit.



And that is how we got alligators.

Posted by John Milner
Member since Jan 2015
7971 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 4:52 pm to
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Organized college football has been played for a very short amount of time in comparison to earth's history.


College football as we know it won’t be played for nearly as long again as it has been played to this point.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
38209 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:51 pm to
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You're wrong. Organized college football has been played for a very short amount of time in comparison to earth's history. To attempt to use a cognitive distortion such as this is ridiculous for a number of reasons. For you to be so arrogant as to assume that the way in which the earth functions at this current time is representative of the future is absolutely disgusting and you should be banned from this board.


Posted by Smoke Test
Member since Dec 2022
115 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 7:04 pm to
Saban went 48-16 at LSU and GENE STALLINGS went 70-16 at Bama. Woof.
Posted by koreandawg
South Korea
Member since Sep 2015
13193 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 7:33 pm to
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They hired a poor man’s Urban Meyer!


So you're saying they have the same kind of coach as LSU?
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2256 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 7:55 pm to
Here it is again… damn man !

When are y’all going to understand , when you call Alabama a average Football team and said team beat the shite out of your team thst makes your team below average!

Best just to shut up until you win against this average team.

Posted by mtb010
San Antonio
Member since Sep 2009
6134 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 8:33 pm to
I’m not saying shite until Kelly can prove he can win an opener and a big game.
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
83266 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 8:39 pm to
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So you're saying they have the same kind of coach as LSU?


Urban Meyer has more national titles than Kirby Smart.
Posted by BigOrangeKen
Union City
Member since Oct 2015
3895 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 10:12 pm to
As a Vol Bama isn’t average they may be a little down the past couple years but that happens to every team.
Just because they lost to Vandy doesn’t mean they will lose to LSU lol.
Speaking about average I think we will be an 8-4 team this year .
Posted by koreandawg
South Korea
Member since Sep 2015
13193 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 12:42 am to
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Urban Meyer has more national titles than Kirby Smart.


Yeah, I don't think you got the joke. But that's normal for you, sport.
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
83266 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 9:53 am to
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Yeah, I don't think you got the joke. But that's normal for you, sport.


How is comparing a 3 time national championship winning coach to a guy who has never won a meaningful bowl game a joke?
Posted by koreandawg
South Korea
Member since Sep 2015
13193 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 6:36 pm to
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How is comparing a 3 time national championship winning coach to a guy who has never won a meaningful bowl game a joke?



Exactly. Proved my point.
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
83266 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 6:39 pm to
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Proved my point.


Your "point" is fricking stupid.

No right minded individual would infer from your post that you were making a joke by comparing Urban Meyer to Brian Kelly.
Posted by koreandawg
South Korea
Member since Sep 2015
13193 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:28 pm to
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No right minded individual would infer from your post that you were making a joke by comparing Urban Meyer to Brian Kelly.


Lost.
This post was edited on 5/24/25 at 2:21 am
Posted by bamaoldtimer
Member since Dec 2009
1715 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:28 pm to
If I were another fan whose team plays Bama regularly, I’d be worried. My concern with nil and pay for play was that Bama is a rich school, but there are others in the league and around the country, who can outspend Bama.

However, it’s seems that KD and his staff are having fantastic news concerning recruiting. No slacking off here.

Yes, we are paying where needed, but there still seems to be that Bama mystique that top players want to be around.

Less than 100 days. Oh yea, no more Milroe! We got some real QBs who Can throw the mid range pass. Game managers they call it. Bama has won plenty of titles with Game Managers
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20143 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:30 pm to
Wash your vagina
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
22014 posts
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:31 pm to
LSU fans, folks...
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
1478 posts
Posted on 5/24/25 at 9:47 am to
OP with the reverse jinx. Bama will now make a playoff run
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
20451 posts
Posted on 5/24/25 at 10:13 am to
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Yeah, I don't think you got the joke.


Comedy is not your forte.
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