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I’m in Florida right now...
Posted on 3/15/19 at 3:34 pm
Posted on 3/15/19 at 3:34 pm
I’m happy Gators, Canes, and Noles enjoy it enough to live here.
This state is God awful. Women are pretty ugly. Disney is overrated as frick, only a matter of time before they charge you to use the pisser. Orlando is pretty damn ghetto as a whole.
Their infrastructure can’t handle traffic. And as fun as Spring Training is, Arizona has it outdone.
I’m okay with Tampa. That place seems to have accepted the ghetto-ness.
This state is God awful. Women are pretty ugly. Disney is overrated as frick, only a matter of time before they charge you to use the pisser. Orlando is pretty damn ghetto as a whole.
Their infrastructure can’t handle traffic. And as fun as Spring Training is, Arizona has it outdone.
I’m okay with Tampa. That place seems to have accepted the ghetto-ness.
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Posted on 3/15/19 at 3:35 pm to TexasTiger08
This thread is bad and you should feel bad.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 3:39 pm to BobLeeDagger
Says the State fan? I’ll take Mississippi over this shithole. Less traffic over there...
Posted on 3/15/19 at 3:45 pm to TexasTiger08
Are you at Disney without kids? Only they get to rate Disney,.
Orlando sucks bigly.
Get over to 95 and cruise up to Ponte Vedra. Enjoy the Players with the beautiful people
Orlando sucks bigly.
Get over to 95 and cruise up to Ponte Vedra. Enjoy the Players with the beautiful people
Posted on 3/15/19 at 3:47 pm to TexasTiger08
The sourest of grapes
Posted on 3/15/19 at 3:48 pm to TexasTiger08
I always like going to Florida. It always has a magical feel to it.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 3:50 pm to gumpinmizzou
I can eat sour grapes, but that’s not what it is.
I don’t care about LSU losing to the gators today. I await the asterisk. Don’t care about that. But geez...this is as bad as a penal colony.
I don’t care about LSU losing to the gators today. I await the asterisk. Don’t care about that. But geez...this is as bad as a penal colony.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 3:52 pm to TexasTiger08
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I don’t care about LSU losing to the gators today.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 3:53 pm to TexasTiger08
The only place worth going to in Florida is Cape San Blas and I already regret telling all you fricks about it.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:00 pm to gumpinmizzou
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gumpinmizzou
frick you
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:01 pm to TexasTiger08
There are parts of Florida that are pretty crappy but there are also some beautiful places there to, especially some of the beaches. Do some more exploring when you get the chance, you will find it more educational than knee jerking
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:08 pm to TexasTiger08
Congrats on the poor
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:09 pm to TexasTiger08
Today driving on University a frat house was having a massive party. I saw five girls in thongs dancing on the street. All insanely fine and probably coked out of their minds
Enjoy your shite hole state. Summer in Florida is hard to beat. Orlando sucks though. As does Jacksonville.
Enjoy your shite hole state. Summer in Florida is hard to beat. Orlando sucks though. As does Jacksonville.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:10 pm to TexasTiger08
Florida is the shite, you suck
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:22 pm to TexasTiger08
I guess that’s why we average 300 k new residents per year. 
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:45 pm to bengalbait
Less than Texas
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:56 pm to Gatorbait2008
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Today driving on University a frat house was having a massive party. I saw five girls in thongs dancing on the street. All insanely fine and probably coked out of their minds
You saw girls in thongs??? OMG! Did you drink a Bud Lite too?
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Enjoy your shite hole state.
My state is superior to Florida. That’s just a fact.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:58 pm to TexasTiger08
you do realize that all the ugly girls you are looking at at Disney came from Alabama and Mississippi, right? I mean, everytime I go to Florida, I get horny looking at all the fine women. The Florida beaches are incredible in more ways that one. And, South Beach. Man alive, have you ever seen such fine cuisine as there? And stop by Gainesville on your way back home and look at all the fine ladies laying out in their bikinis. It really is incredible how often I get laid in Florida with some really fine women. When my boss says I have to go to the Florida offices, I buy condoms. But, when back home, I might find a good lay once in a while.
This post was edited on 3/15/19 at 5:00 pm
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:59 pm to TexasTiger08
quote:Who sent you a fricking invitation to come? How about stopping by Pensacola Beach on the way home and picking up about 5000 cow-shite kicking Texas clowns and getting THEM out of our hair, too.
I’m happy Gators, Canes, and Noles enjoy it enough to live here.
This state is God awful. Women are pretty ugly. Disney is overrated as frick, only a matter of time before they charge you to use the pisser. Orlando is pretty damn ghetto as a whole.
Their infrastructure can’t handle traffic. And as fun as Spring Training is, Arizona has it outdone.
I’m okay with Tampa. That place seems to have accepted the ghetto-ness.
Posted on 3/15/19 at 5:05 pm to TexasTiger08
You're judging the entire state based off of Orlando?
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