re: I’m excited about OU and Texas joining the conference

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I do hope that you imply incest or inbreeding in the South to the wrong fan at one of our stadiums and you end up with a properly reset nose or jaw.

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This doesn't make you sound cool or tough, it makes you sound like a dork. I've lived in Alabama for 3 years now and I talk shite to my SEC grad coworkers all the time (& vice versa), still waiting for my arse beating. I've been to games at numerous SEC stadiums and surprisingly nobody stomped a mudhole in my arse. You seem really insecure about this incest thing, sensitive subject?

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I've typed it before and I'll type it again. I'm half Texan, West Texan, my Momma ... we still have a family ranch out there, what's left of it, just over 1500 acres, not far from Marfa ... between Marfa and El Paso. I appreciate my Texas side but I despise the hubris, especially of my UTa cousins.

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... and right there is what's wrong with tejass austin fans. They're the epitome of shite don't stink fricks.

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This is a sports forum on the internet, I didn't come here to find friends or seek validation from the SEC fans like you. I came here to talk shite and have a good time, the exact same thing I will be doing at SEC stadiums. I've been punched in the face on several occasions, such is life when you're not a pussy, once more won't hurt.

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Y'all will never fit in.

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Hmmm, you Bick and Leslie Benedict's boy? Do they still live out at the Reata?

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Bick was a fig ... had no children, took it up the ponderosa.

But I've been out there a bunch of times, still hunt out that way every December. It never was anything but a facade. It's almost completely rotted away now.

I do have a hinge plate I took off of there when I was a kid back in the early 60s, I keep it in a box along with a rock I took off of the floor in the Coliseum catacombs in Rome in the early 80s and a prehistoric jade knife I found while digging the foundation footings to my Grandpappy's house in the early 70s.

Lol..Dumbass…Texas membership will cost LSU, greatly. But hey, The Aggies, Arkansas, and Missouri will all be able to tell y’all “we told you so.” When everyone else in the SEC finds out what truly miserable self entitled whiney little bitches they are.

Not so sure. Missouri is closer to .500 in the sec than they were in b12

Hope you get over your concerns scrooster.

If you ever get to Austin I hope you aren't taunted by any hopos, co-eds, 10 year old Dreamers or people with too high-self-esteem.