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re: I ran into a LSU alum today

Posted on 12/27/25 at 8:01 am to
Posted by koreandawg
South Korea
Member since Sep 2015
13381 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 8:01 am to
quote:


Response threads are weak


Especially when you are responding to a very weak thread to begin with.
Posted by Simple Solution
Member since Dec 2024
255 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 8:27 am to
Actually pretty funny. The downvotes are from butt-hurt LSU fans.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
26241 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 8:48 am to
quote:

I ran into a LSU alum today


Wow... imagine feeling that urge to lie, just so you can start a thread about LSU. That feeling you have... it's called OBSESSION.
Posted by jfootball14
Member since Nov 2013
1734 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 9:11 am to
A graduate of LSU’s famous “turf management” program
Posted by HurricaneCamille
Member since Oct 2024
2324 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 9:14 am to
Nice try.
No sale.
Posted by Swampcat
Member since Dec 2003
12595 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 10:01 am to
You got to do better than that.
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
9681 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 10:19 am to
quote:

I did have an unsweetened iced tea.


That’s worse than drinking!
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
48525 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 10:27 am to
quote:

He was drunk as shite. He had pissed himself and smelled like he hadn’t showered in 3 days. He asked me how life was. I told him better since LSU took Lane Kiffin off of our hands. He then stumbled back outside to finish parking the rental carts and to go pick up range balls.




I mean, we love Tiger Lunatic for who he is. We try not to pass judgement
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
17833 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 10:31 am to
quote:

He was at the local country club. He was drunk as shite. He had pissed himself and smelled like he hadn’t showered in 3 days


Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1945 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 11:10 am to
quote:

I ran into a LSU alum today
He was at the local country club. He was drunk as shite. He had pissed himself and smelled like he hadn’t showered in 3 days. He asked me how life was. I told him better since LSU took Lane Kiffin off of our hands. He then stumbled back outside to finish parking the rental carts and to go pick up range balls.


I'm glad that, as the head custodian, you had enough pull to get your old man a job. Times are tough these days.
Posted by DaleGribblesMower
Member since Dec 2013
8022 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 1:04 pm to
Haha, “took him off your hands.” That’s why all 68k of you clowns have done nothing but cry since you got left behind like the afterthought trash you are
Posted by DaleGribblesMower
Member since Dec 2013
8022 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 1:06 pm to
Is that tougher to get into than A&M’s cock sucking/meat judging program? The only thing Aggots have or ever will win a natty in?
Posted by DownSouthJukin
1x tRant Poster of the Millennium
Member since Jan 2014
31720 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 1:20 pm to
This is kinda working out better than I imagined.
Posted by Harry Boutte
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2024
3965 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

a LSU alum

Alum:



LSU alumnus:



quote:

drunk

Even drunk I know the difference between an aluminum salt and a former student.
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
48912 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 1:40 pm to
I hope when your dad was finished doing that you took him to lunch
Posted by The Great Mystery
Off the shoulder of Orion
Member since Dec 2025
358 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 1:43 pm to


This post was edited on 12/27/25 at 2:15 pm
Posted by PurpleSingularity
Member since Dec 2017
2705 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

DownSouthJukin


Thank you for removing any doubt about your educational background…your wit and edgy humor is to be appreciated, really good stuff



Posted by DownSouthJukin
1x tRant Poster of the Millennium
Member since Jan 2014
31720 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

Even drunk I know the difference between an aluminum salt and a former student.


Just quoting one of your posters.
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