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re: I have some legitimate concerns for Kiffin’s safety Saturday

Posted on 9/15/26 at 2:32 am to
Posted by UTK
Member since May 2022
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 2:32 am to
Sounds like you guys are if your governor has nothing better to do than spend the government’s money, yall really don’t have. Give me a break. Ole Miss damn well knows to hype up security because everything is about revenue, so any issues will certainly hinder that. Plus, not everyone on this planet is a piece of crap that wants to harm people.
Posted by Mempho
Member since Dec 2021
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 4:43 am to
It’s much more likely a student is seriously injured or dies as a result of the security response.

The enforcement of threats to Lane will be heavy-handed and brutal and almost unthinkable by modern standards. As long as he is white, they will any club and taze any white male in full public view anyone attempting so much as throw a golf ball. With the deployment of AI facial recognition technology, they will carry out their beating with confidence and in full view of the crowd and make an example of him. Mississippi laws are decidedly pro-cop.

It will be even better if they can disclose later that- after a full investigation- the provocateur was an LSU fan dressed in Ole Miss clothing. They are looking to maybe help incite a single provocateur to act early and get beaten to a pulp and then later reveal he’s an LSU fan.

AI camera tech will be used to match plates with people, alumni, auto tags, anpparel worn etc. against LEO, public, and educational databases.


I will also say for any LSU fans trying to start fights- you will probably get clubbed and tazed when the cops get there. If it’s in the stands in public view, they will drag you through the tunnel and underneath the stadium before your beating commences. Then, they will put your mugshots up on social media (like the guy at the baseball game).

Lastly, the court system will be completely weaponized against anyone threatening Lane or any LSU fans that start trouble.

For those who think this is a 3 school state- it is most definitely not when it comes to the justice system. Ole Miss owns it- all of it.
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
18638 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 5:00 am to
Fortunately their stadium only holds 50 or 60 people so it shouldn't be too hard for Lane's security detail to identify any potential threats.
Posted by Steve69
Member since Jan 2026
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 7:30 am to
Probably still safer for him in on Oxford than spending any amount of time in Baton Rouge
Posted by RaginAstros
Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 7:34 am to
Mississippi Burning...
Posted by Trumansfangs
Mo
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 7:44 am to
Ok, to ensure Coach Lane Kiffin's safey and well-being Saturday evening he should wear Ole Miss gear. The Rebels would see this as a friendly gesture, and a reminder of the good times that were once shared, as he cavorts about on the LSU sideline. Do it Lane ! Do it for the harmony and closure that it will bring !
This post was edited on 9/15/26 at 7:57 am
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 8:38 am to
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Probably still safer for him in on Oxford than spending any amount of time in Baton Rouge


Hard to argue with cold hard statistical facts, tbh.

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Posted by bamameister
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 8:41 am to
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I have some legitimate concerns for Kiffin’s safety Saturday


Why would you be concerned for Kiffin's safety? I mean, even if the mafia was looking for him, why would that upset you? This guy is the biggest nothing burger in college football.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 8:46 am to
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Why would you be concerned for Kiffin's safety? I mean, even if the mafia was looking for him, why would that upset you? This guy is the biggest nothing burger in college football.


Well, yeah. But I don’t want him to die. He’s got kids. Sure, one of them is getting railed by their star LB, but I don’t want any harm to come to him/them.

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Posted by Dawg4Life47
Beach
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 8:46 am to
Fear not...Livvy Dunne and Theo Vonn will be in tow
Posted by Dawgs2122
Member since Dec 2024
3414 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:09 am to
How does the Governor of Louisiana intend to deploy the Guard into Mississippi? Is he going to have Trump federalize it and do it? He has zero authority to deploy it outside of Louisiana otherwise.
Posted by terriblegreen
Spokane, LA
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:13 am to
Lane living rent free in y’all’s noggins.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:21 am to
Lane returning to Oxford is the biggest story in college football this week. Are we just supposed to ignore it? Eat shite.

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Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
11384 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:36 am to
We didn’t do anything special for Saban that I recall when he came back to DV and we all know how emotional Corndog fans were back then.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
111718 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:50 am to
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Reminder Louisiana got cucked so hard in the civil war they made the guy who burned down the South the president of LSU.


I know you're just a troll, but at least try to be a good troll. Sherman was Superintendent of LSU prior to the war and resigned years before his march to the sea.
Posted by ManBearSharkReb
Member since Dec 2018
8282 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:52 am to
Thanks for the correction.
The president of LSU burned down Atlanta.
Posted by ManBearSharkReb
Member since Dec 2018
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:53 am to
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You’d be in a hospital bed if you tried hot yoga


The absolute state of lsu fans.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:55 am to
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The president of LSU burned down Atlanta.

Why does that concern you? Not like y'all have ever played an SECCG there anyway.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 12:04 pm to
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Thanks for the correction.
The president of LSU burned down Atlanta.


You're welcome. Just remember, good trolling isn't easy, you have to do your research.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
51082 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

I have some legitimate concerns for Kiffin’s safety Saturday


Maybe if he would have shut his yapper there wouldn't be a problem.

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