re: I HATE Alabama

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I hate Alabama

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You are going to hell!

You had me until you tried to vilify Bear Bryant because of segregation. The world was undoubtedly crueler back then but it’s stupid to lay at all at his feet

Finally something we have in common.

It is my wish that Tennessee never wins a single game in any sport at any point in the future.

I can only hope that Tennessee is a complete and utter failure in everything it does. And I hope we beat your arse like a rented mule on Saturday.

I have pulled for all other teams in the SEC over the years, but never for Tennessee. If you were playing Satan himself I would have to pull for Lucifer.

Garbage truck worker convention.

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Not even close… Are we arrogant? Sure. But I’m guessing you’ve never met any ND, Ohio St, LSU or Texas fans. Those fanbases are incredibly arrogant (to the point of delusion), and unlike Bama, they don’t have the trophy cases to match the level of arrogance their fans exude.

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Added LSU in there for you. TWENTY NINTEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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that basically epitomized segregated football.

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Um, our guy played african americans. how did the ole general feel about that?

see, this is UT's problem. they're hypocrites and also stupid. we should all hope they stay irrelevant like the last 20 years. they're like texas fans. they think they're hot shite when they ain't DONE shite.

Inject all of this directly into my femoral artery.

That's not hate, this my friend is HATE....

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Fellow Volunteer Fans,

As many of you who have participated on this list for more than 12 months know, this is the week that I live for the whole year. It is time for me to post my annual treatise on why I HATE THE ALABAME CRIMSON TIDE. While many parts of this posting are carry overs from several years, I do add new parts to this annual posting each year so I hope y’all continue to enjoy it.

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For me, this week is HIGH HOLY WEEK and the Saturday of the Tennessee-Alabama game is the HIGHEST of my HIGH HOLY DAYS. It is bigger than my birthday, the 4th of July, or all of the Federal Holidays that I get all combined. It is the one day of the year that I literally think about every single day the other 364. Not a single solitary day goes by that I don’t somehow, some way think about the Tennessee-Alabama game. Until 1997, I lived in north Alabama, so I saw a lot of BAMA paraphernalia. Every time I see an Alabama Bumper sticker I think about THE GAME. Every time I see someone wearing an Alabama sweatshirt or T-shirt, I think about THE GAME. Every time I see the color red, I think about THE GAME. I hate the color red. Red is the one color that refuse to wear. My wife will pick out a shirt or a pair of shorts in a store that she thinks will look good on me. If it is crimson or red I will refuse to buy it. My wife bought a new car a few years ago. A red one. It is a cool car, but I hate the color. Every time I see it, I think about THE GAME. If I pull up to a traffic light and the signal is red, I think about THE GAME. What makes it worse is there is usually some “bubba” in front of me with a BAMA bumper sticker. If I’m lucky enough to be first at the light, then the idiot on the other side of the intersection will have a BAMA license plate on their front bumper. GOD, I HATE BAMA! Every single night when I used to watch the sports news in the Huntsville-Decatur area, there was going to be something said about the Crimson Tide and I would think about THE GAME. Every time I saw a Birmingham Paper and I saw Paul Finebaum or Bill Lumpkin’s columns, you could bet that somehow they were going to work in at least one sentence about the Crimson Tide. It made no difference that they might have been writing a column about equestrian or water polo. There was a restaurant up the road from where I worked where I often had lunch. They had a picture of Paul “Bear” Bryant on the wall behind the cash register. I would see that DAMN PICTURE, and I immediately thought about THE GAME.

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