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re: I Can GUARANTEE You I Will Be Smoking A Cigar On Saturday Night.

Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:02 pm to
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
16174 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

I see you learned to spell in Alabama


I see you had to edit a one sentence post. Good for you. I'm using voice to text and didn't proof my post. I often don't. You should have saved your money instead of wasting it on cigars you'll never smoke in celebration.
Posted by LunaFreak
Member since Sep 2022
1593 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:08 pm to
Cope.

Seethe.

Learn to spell, "poll smoker".
This post was edited on 10/14/22 at 1:09 pm
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
16174 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:11 pm to
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Cope.

Seethe.


I see you and the other Vols are clearly not coping with 15 in a row very well, cluttering up the board with your delusions of grandeur. Beat down coming tomorrow, and deep down you know it. Go ahead and get all the shite talking out of your system, because tomorrow afternoon it all comes to an abrupt end.
Posted by GoblinGuide
Member since Nov 2017
1605 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:15 pm to
Who honestly gives a shite.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46611 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:19 pm to
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If he checked "not a tobacco user" on the application.


Depends on the policy. I have a whole life policy that I had to answer that question for. I’ve got a substantial term life policy through my employer that didn’t ask a single health question. I was worried about that too.
This post was edited on 10/14/22 at 1:20 pm
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
10881 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:31 pm to
Better hope it isn’t an exploding cigar. UT is going down. HARD. And it is gonna be wonderful to see.
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
5120 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:42 pm to
Is that really you? Or just some random pic?

Never mind... read your post below
This post was edited on 10/14/22 at 1:45 pm
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42325 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

Why do admins let banned alters create more alters?

I appreciate your dedication to fighting this issue.
Posted by LunaFreak
Member since Sep 2022
1593 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:56 pm to
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I appreciate your dedication to fighting this issue.


It's called 'trolling'. Or maybe 'stalking'.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:57 pm to
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LunaFreak
Get those fingernails cleaned up old man.

Trashy.
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
22353 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:59 pm to
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If he checked "not a tobacco user" on the application.


If the policy was taken out 10 years ago and he wasn’t at a tobacco user then but is now, how is this a thing?
Posted by paperwasp
11x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
23107 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

Butthole Surfers
quote:

LINK

frick — I didn't have epilepsy before I opened that, but I think I do now.

Slow it down a little bit, bruh.

Posted by General4Heisman
Nashville
Member since Oct 2022
2524 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 2:46 pm to
Damn right. We are celebrating tomorrow night!!!!
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22668 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 2:57 pm to
I've never smoked a cigar after an Alabama win.

I don't remember anyone doing it when I was younger, but I'm guessing some must have. But overall, it seems like the fan base doing it is a fairly recent thing.

I quit smoking about 12 years ago, so I won't touch them these days anyway.
Posted by General4Heisman
Nashville
Member since Oct 2022
2524 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 3:12 pm to
Cool story you sissy arse gump.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22668 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

Cool story you sissy arse gump.




Have you considered the butt chugging might be increasing your overall butt hurt level?
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
9167 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 3:35 pm to
I will tell Nick to prepare his pole.
Posted by Godawgs4
Member since Aug 2016
4251 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 4:24 pm to
Hopefully
this year you will be able to get that aged for 16 years cigar out tomorrow evening and enjoy it.
If Tennessee wins I may even enjoy a cigar too.
Of course if Bama wins I can still enjoy one as well.
Though would much prefer enjoy one after State’s game tomorrow night (provided we win of course).
Posted by LunaFreak
Member since Sep 2022
1593 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 4:25 pm to
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I don't remember anyone doing it when I was younger, but I'm guessing some must have.


This was a players only thing until just some years ago.

It was never a fan thing, historically.
Posted by Godawgs4
Member since Aug 2016
4251 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 4:28 pm to
Quote

“I've never smoked a cigar after an Alabama win.

I don't remember anyone doing it when I was younger, but I'm guessing some must have. But overall, it seems like the fan base doing it is a fairly recent thing.

I quit smoking about 12 years ago, so I won't touch them these days anyway.”



The cigar has been a part of the UT-Bama tradition for decades. It has lost its luster since Bama has the winning streak.
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