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I Can GUARANTEE You I Will Be Smoking A Cigar On Saturday Night.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:34 pm
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:34 pm
I've been smoking a weekly Saturday night cigar for the last ten years, since I gave up cigs.
This week will be a Montecristo.
This week will be a Montecristo.
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Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:35 pm to LunaFreak
Grandpa is fired up today 
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:35 pm to LunaFreak
Why do admins let banned alters create more alters?
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:35 pm to LunaFreak
That nicotine will still show up in your bloodstream and void your life insurance policy when you die.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:38 pm to LunaFreak
Pick up a Montecristo White Series if you can find one. Top notch.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:40 pm to deeprig9
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That nicotine will still show up in your bloodstream and void your life insurance policy when you die.
Not my insurance. My weekly cigar is baked into the monthly payment. I put it down on the form when they calculated my rate.
And I have it on good authority that I will go out in a flaming mass of oil and gas, with screams of ecstasy.
So, no blood to test.
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Grandpa is fired up today
Grandpa? My kids aren't even in school yet. And those aren't my fingers. I'm a guitar player. Dude's got no callouses.
I just found it on the web.
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Pick up a Montecristo White Series if you can find one. Top notch.
I've never tried one. I'll keep an eye out.
This post was edited on 10/14/22 at 1:06 pm
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:45 pm to deeprig9
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That nicotine will still show up in your bloodstream and void your life insurance policy when you die.
This is a thing?
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:45 pm to tgrmeat
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Time to clip the nails.
Here, you tell him.
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This is a thing?
Who knows. I wouldn't put it past them. But when the question showed up in the form, I decided not to lie. The lady told me that if smoked too much they would have refused to cover me, but that a cigar a week was under the threshold.
But that I would have a higher rate. I told her to go for it.
This post was edited on 10/14/22 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:46 pm to LunaFreak
You might need to smoke a Cheech and Chong cigar to ease your pain.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:48 pm to texag7
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This is a thing?
If he checked "not a tobacco user" on the application.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:49 pm to Goforit
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You might need to smoke a Cheech and Chong cigar to ease your pain.
I would never soil the dankness of my buds by mixing them with tobacco, in any form.
My normal Saturday night is hash under glass, two shots of Jim or Jack, and my cigar.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:49 pm to LunaFreak
Poll smoking and smoking a cigar are not the same thing. HTH
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:50 pm to LunaFreak
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:51 pm to Nitro Express
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Poll smoking
I see you learned to spell in Alabama.
This post was edited on 10/14/22 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:52 pm to LunaFreak
I will be as well. Mine may have marijuana in it instead tho
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:52 pm to MontyFranklyn
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I will be as well. Mine may have marijuana in it instead tho
They didn't ask me about that. Just nicotine and alcohol.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:52 pm to LunaFreak
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I Will Be Smoking A Cigar
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:56 pm to LunaFreak
The only Montecristo you will ever see in my hand hand includes ham and powdered sugar.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:59 pm to LunaFreak
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And I have it on good authority that I will go out in a flaming mass of oil and gas, with screams of ecstasy.
I'm disappointed that none of you got the Butthole Surfers reference. My first impression was right. Yer all homos.
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This post was edited on 10/14/22 at 1:05 pm
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