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I am not done melting.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 8:02 pm
Posted on 10/20/17 at 8:02 pm
I hate you Gus.
I hate your play calling.
I hate your visor.
I hate your man boobs.
I hate your gum chewing.
I hate your old video nerd break dancing.
I hate that you ruined Jeremy Johnson.
I hate that you ruined Keihl Frazier.
I hate that you ruined Kodi Burns.
I hate that your awful play calling drove Sean White and Kyle Davis to use drugs.
I hate that you made me hate Rhett Lashlee.
I hate that I took up for your wife and said she was not crazy when she HAD to be crazy to marry someone as stupid as you.
I hate that you have ruined my enjoyment of Auburn football for the last 4 years.
I hate that two of the most fun family moments in my life (kick 6 and uga Hail Mary) will forever be associated with you as the coach.
I hate your smug punchable face.
I hate that you won't take responsibility for your mistakes.
And
I hate that you made the SEC rant no fun for me right now.
I hope you get spontaneous penis cancer tonight and can't go to the game tomorrow. Then, I hope you go into spontaneous remission for a week and then get testicle cancer next week so you have to deal with over and over cancer news just like I have to deal with watching you call the same stupid plays over and over every game.
To be continued because I still don't feel better yet.
I hate your play calling.
I hate your visor.
I hate your man boobs.
I hate your gum chewing.
I hate your old video nerd break dancing.
I hate that you ruined Jeremy Johnson.
I hate that you ruined Keihl Frazier.
I hate that you ruined Kodi Burns.
I hate that your awful play calling drove Sean White and Kyle Davis to use drugs.
I hate that you made me hate Rhett Lashlee.
I hate that I took up for your wife and said she was not crazy when she HAD to be crazy to marry someone as stupid as you.
I hate that you have ruined my enjoyment of Auburn football for the last 4 years.
I hate that two of the most fun family moments in my life (kick 6 and uga Hail Mary) will forever be associated with you as the coach.
I hate your smug punchable face.
I hate that you won't take responsibility for your mistakes.
And
I hate that you made the SEC rant no fun for me right now.
I hope you get spontaneous penis cancer tonight and can't go to the game tomorrow. Then, I hope you go into spontaneous remission for a week and then get testicle cancer next week so you have to deal with over and over cancer news just like I have to deal with watching you call the same stupid plays over and over every game.
To be continued because I still don't feel better yet.
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Posted on 10/20/17 at 8:03 pm to SECdragonmaster
I'm here for you! 
Do you think if Arky takes Gus off your hands and CEO wins out to the playoffs thay Auburn would make a run at CEO...
Do you think if Arky takes Gus off your hands and CEO wins out to the playoffs thay Auburn would make a run at CEO...
This post was edited on 10/20/17 at 8:05 pm
Posted on 10/20/17 at 8:03 pm to SECdragonmaster
Solid melt.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 8:04 pm to SECdragonmaster
Step outside! Breathe deep. Reach your fingertips to the sky.
It’s real fall weather right now without clouds or humidity or cold rain.
It’s been almost a week since Gus killed football season. Don’t let him kill autumn as well.
It’s real fall weather right now without clouds or humidity or cold rain.
It’s been almost a week since Gus killed football season. Don’t let him kill autumn as well.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 8:04 pm to SECdragonmaster
Solid
I dare you to post that on the Auburn board.
I dare you to post that on the Auburn board.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 8:07 pm to SECdragonmaster
you ain't by yourself....he sickens me,almost as much as the sissyass AU fans that still support him
Posted on 10/20/17 at 8:08 pm to SECdragonmaster
Some quality melting there
Posted on 10/20/17 at 8:08 pm to SECdragonmaster
I just stopped giving a shite. Our qb is shite + our O. C. Is shite = I don't give a shite
Posted on 10/20/17 at 8:09 pm to SECdragonmaster
Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Now there's a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
You were caught in the crossfire of childhood and stardom, blown on the steel breeze.
Come on you target for faraway laughter, come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and shine!
You reached for the secret too soon, you cried for the moon.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Threatened by shadows at night, and exposed in the light.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Well you wore out your welcome with random precision, rode on the steel breeze.
Come on you raver, you seer of visions, come on you painter, you piper, you prisoner, and shine!
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Now there's a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
You were caught in the crossfire of childhood and stardom, blown on the steel breeze.
Come on you target for faraway laughter, come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and shine!
You reached for the secret too soon, you cried for the moon.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Threatened by shadows at night, and exposed in the light.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Well you wore out your welcome with random precision, rode on the steel breeze.
Come on you raver, you seer of visions, come on you painter, you piper, you prisoner, and shine!
Posted on 10/20/17 at 8:09 pm to SECdragonmaster
Not. Bad.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 8:10 pm to SECdragonmaster
That’s got to rank up there as one of the best melts ever! Well done.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 8:12 pm to SECdragonmaster
I only hope that my next melt is even half this great. 
Posted on 10/20/17 at 8:14 pm to SECdragonmaster
Cant upvote enough.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 8:16 pm to SECdragonmaster
Respect
Posted on 10/20/17 at 8:17 pm to SECdragonmaster
So good i had to read again and
I legit lold
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I hate that your awful play calling drove Sean White and Kyle Davis to use drugs.
I legit lold
Posted on 10/20/17 at 8:20 pm to SECdragonmaster
so much
Posted on 10/20/17 at 8:23 pm to SECdragonmaster
YAW YAW broke the auburn fanbase
Posted on 10/20/17 at 8:26 pm to SECdragonmaster
Who is this Gus person you speak of?
Posted on 10/20/17 at 8:26 pm to SECdragonmaster
Penis Cancer. Radiation?
Posted on 10/20/17 at 8:30 pm to SECdragonmaster
Honestly, I think you need a good douche. The sand in your vagina has made you irritable. Go wash yourself or go be a bama bitch. Otherwise GTFO.
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