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How LSU fans should smuggle booze into Death Valley
Posted on 9/6/24 at 12:39 pm
Posted on 9/6/24 at 12:39 pm
Very affordable, reusable and necessary (until the 3rd quarter). Clear purse/bag safe.
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Posted on 9/6/24 at 12:39 pm to Sao
Idiot!!!!
Not early enough capacity
Not early enough capacity
Posted on 9/6/24 at 12:40 pm to Uhtred
It's 18 ounces. That's easily 3 stiff drinks.
Posted on 9/6/24 at 12:41 pm to Sao
I usually just wait until my wife fills hers then take a swig between drives.
Posted on 9/6/24 at 12:45 pm to Sao
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It's 18 ounces. That's easily 3 stiff drinks
Didn’t see it was a 12-pack, lol. Well, what do we do the other three quarters???
Posted on 9/6/24 at 12:46 pm to Uhtred
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Idiot!!!!
Not early enough capacity
When the ratchets at my highschool did this they got caught because 3-4 of them had to go the hospital for alcohol poisining lol
Posted on 9/6/24 at 12:49 pm to Sao
Man, kids under 12 have three stiff drinks at LSU games!
Also, one thing I feel very strongly about is SEC fanbases' ability to get booze into the football games. If you think no woman has had brown liquor up her va-ja-ja you need to stick with the American conference (I guess ACC now)
Also, one thing I feel very strongly about is SEC fanbases' ability to get booze into the football games. If you think no woman has had brown liquor up her va-ja-ja you need to stick with the American conference (I guess ACC now)
Posted on 9/6/24 at 12:51 pm to Uhtred
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Didn’t see it was a 12-pack, lol. Well, what do we do the other three quarters???
Leg catheter bag filled with Taaka.
Posted on 9/6/24 at 12:58 pm to Sao
I like to put mines in a douche bag.
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:01 pm to Sao
Mustard bottles is the easiest. The security at the door won't check em but will grin knowingly. 
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:03 pm to Sao
Tim Walz whole heartedly approves! Tampons are for everyone after all.
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:10 pm to Sao
Your mom showed me hers once. Was about the size of a watermelon. Looked like a baby crownin.
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:15 pm to Captain Rumbeard
Uh oh, somebody is PMS'ing...
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:15 pm to Sao
A rubber flask tucked in my boots or pants work just as well.
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:15 pm to Sao
Security is going to be baffled why so many people, men included, suddenly have to bring an entire box of tampons to a college football game.
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:37 pm to Sao
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Sao
Personal experience?
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:38 pm to Darth_Vader
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Security is going to be baffled why so many people, men included, suddenly have to bring an entire box of tampons to a college football game.
More than likely Security is not college educated. Therefore they will assume that men do not menstruate.
It could be a problem.
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:39 pm to Sao
Tampon Tim approved.
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:43 pm to Captain Rumbeard
a-hole You have been reported
Posted on 9/6/24 at 3:42 pm to namvet6566
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