
Captain Rumbeard
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re: Where does this idea come from that supposedly 40 years ago we lived large at age 20?
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 11/7/26 at 11:44 am to LEOPOLD2
Agreed but remember how dumb you were at that age?
Acid Rain? Really people?
These are just believing the popular dumb stuff of the day same as we did, although I never bought that acid rain crap. Probably why I was inoculated against the Global Warming scam. I'd seen that grift too many times.
The young thinking they're geniuses and the greatest thing ever seen on earth is basically how we are designed. They will understand this too one day, same as our parents, and theirs, and their, and theirs....
There's nothing new here. Kids are stupid.
Acid Rain? Really people?
These are just believing the popular dumb stuff of the day same as we did, although I never bought that acid rain crap. Probably why I was inoculated against the Global Warming scam. I'd seen that grift too many times.
The young thinking they're geniuses and the greatest thing ever seen on earth is basically how we are designed. They will understand this too one day, same as our parents, and theirs, and their, and theirs....
There's nothing new here. Kids are stupid.
re: How did Texas elect that little twerp Talarico?
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 11/6/26 at 8:06 pm to baybeefeetz
Fraud.
re: Suddenly the AI/Data Center companies want to meet with the public about Data Centers
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 11/6/26 at 11:03 am to Presidente
It's funny how once again Elon Musk already saw this coming and is working on the solution with his Compute in Space idea.
Buy the dip kids.
Buy the dip kids.
re: Missouri will defeat Texas.
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 11/6/26 at 10:38 am to QBUMizzou
I'd really rather they come into Death Valley thinking they've got a chance.
re: does bama or LSU melt harder with a loss?
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 11/6/26 at 10:35 am to RockyRococco
Bama. They're not used to it yet.
They will be though.
They will be though.
re: Weirdest thing you've seen in the woods that nobody believes you about.
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 11/6/26 at 10:27 am to AwgustaDawg
Forgot about this one till you mentioned that lion.
The wife and I and our little kids, one was a baby, and our neighbors and their little boy went camping up north of Albert Pike on a creek up there between two cliffs. We were out riding four wheelers earlier in the day and my neighbor spotted a lion that crossed the road right in front of him. Cool story but it turned out, he was headed north and we were in the way.
That night we're all sitting around the fire, I had a weiner dog at the time and she didn't notice anything until between us and the creek which was no more than 20 yards away, a lion screamed. Now I've heard bobcats, fox, etc. This is not that. This is that one that sets your snake brain on edge. Every hair on my body went up and I bolted for the car to get a gun.
Never did see him that night, but almost pissed myself when he said hello.
The wife and I and our little kids, one was a baby, and our neighbors and their little boy went camping up north of Albert Pike on a creek up there between two cliffs. We were out riding four wheelers earlier in the day and my neighbor spotted a lion that crossed the road right in front of him. Cool story but it turned out, he was headed north and we were in the way.
That night we're all sitting around the fire, I had a weiner dog at the time and she didn't notice anything until between us and the creek which was no more than 20 yards away, a lion screamed. Now I've heard bobcats, fox, etc. This is not that. This is that one that sets your snake brain on edge. Every hair on my body went up and I bolted for the car to get a gun.
Never did see him that night, but almost pissed myself when he said hello.
re: Weirdest thing you've seen in the woods that nobody believes you about.
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 11/5/26 at 10:00 pm to White Bear
When I was a kid my brother and I would fish this shallow pond beside the house. Some years it would have 'snake blooms'. We would get out there and just go murder hobo on all the snakes but we got them beat back because the bream fishing was amazing. Every cast with a beatle spin.
Then we saw a snake out on a log that was too big to believe.
This was a snake that has like fat hanging off the sides. Very wide. Either a water snake or the biggest cottonmouth that ever lived. Or something exotic. But at the time we were both saying over 8 feet. It was doubled on itself on this log and that was not an unreasonable assessment though now I think it could have been seven.
So being the older brother I sent my future SEAL brother home to get a shotgun. He returned and he blasted it at about 25 yards on the log from shore. It popped it's head up and flashed the stereotypical cotton wide open mouth of a cotton mouth, then it turned and bit it's wound. It then went back to displaying and he shot it again in the head and that was that. The snake didn't fall off the log.
So we got the canoe out.
Now this is where we had a problem because the frog man has a serious phobia of snakes. And I'm not far off but we tried to get it with paddles and nope.
So we have zero proof of any of this. But he had a really high level clearance at once point and we both have the same story.
Biggest cottonmouth ever.
Then we saw a snake out on a log that was too big to believe.
This was a snake that has like fat hanging off the sides. Very wide. Either a water snake or the biggest cottonmouth that ever lived. Or something exotic. But at the time we were both saying over 8 feet. It was doubled on itself on this log and that was not an unreasonable assessment though now I think it could have been seven.
So being the older brother I sent my future SEAL brother home to get a shotgun. He returned and he blasted it at about 25 yards on the log from shore. It popped it's head up and flashed the stereotypical cotton wide open mouth of a cotton mouth, then it turned and bit it's wound. It then went back to displaying and he shot it again in the head and that was that. The snake didn't fall off the log.
So we got the canoe out.
Now this is where we had a problem because the frog man has a serious phobia of snakes. And I'm not far off but we tried to get it with paddles and nope.
So we have zero proof of any of this. But he had a really high level clearance at once point and we both have the same story.
Biggest cottonmouth ever.
re: Weirdest thing you've seen in the woods that nobody believes you about.
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 11/5/26 at 7:05 pm to TIGERSby10
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'm still convinced in what I saw even though no one ever believed me.
Hell, I believe you simply because you didn't say it was black.
re: Weirdest thing you've seen in the woods that nobody believes you about.
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 11/5/26 at 6:57 pm to tenfoe
I was deer hunting along Dorcheat on high ground sitting up next to a big ole oak tree. I was looking around and I saw a turtle shell. I was a couple hundred yards from the water. Then I saw another one under the leaves. And another and another. Ended up with a dozen of them around this tree.
I assume that's an owl. Could be a raptor. Hadn't thought about squirrels hoarding them.
I assume that's an owl. Could be a raptor. Hadn't thought about squirrels hoarding them.
re: Russell Brand found guilty of rape and sexual assault, faces significant prison sentence
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 11/5/26 at 12:39 pm to Darth_Vader
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The implication here is terrifying, at least for any man living in the UK. All a woman has to do is accuse you of rape and you are sent to prison for a very long time.
Unless you're a Muslim in which case they'll put her in your car to take back with you.
re: Weirdest thing you've seen in the woods that nobody believes you about.
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 11/5/26 at 10:09 am to The Torch
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Not too strange but we used to hunt some islands way up D'arbonne creek, we would find remnants of old whiskey stills.
I'd say those were probably my family's from back in the day but I suspect those are now under Lake Claiborne.
re: White people quit having babies
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 11/5/26 at 10:00 am to jizzle6609
People that think White's developed into what they are because of less sunlight up north are deluded. Whites are engineered to do exactly what we've done. And the interbreeding unfortunately is probably a big part of the point. You aren't going to fix africa with books and computers and medicine and charity. And they have absolutely proven they will never fix themselves.
Inject some better DNA in there and chances improve though. White, Asian, hell anything.
We are not in charge. We're a science experiment.
Inject some better DNA in there and chances improve though. White, Asian, hell anything.
We are not in charge. We're a science experiment.
Weirdest thing you've seen in the woods that nobody believes you about.
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 11/5/26 at 9:50 am
If you've spent much time in the woods you probably have one of these. Here's mine.
Duck retrieving carnivorous nutria.
Yep. We suspected something was getting our ducks and it was too cold to be gators. I was in flooded timber off Bayou Dorcheat and we were slaying them. This was back when we had ducks. I shot a big ole drake Mallard and next thing you know it looks like a freaking lab is going out to get him. It got him and took off. I followed as well as I could but lost him. I got over to where he was going though and started seeing feathers on the water and then, sitting on a stick platform he'd made was the biggest Nutria I've ever seen plucking my bird. I blew a large hole in him and took my bird back. My buddy was watching the whole thing and was as dumbfounded as I was.
I'll start with that one.
Duck retrieving carnivorous nutria.
Yep. We suspected something was getting our ducks and it was too cold to be gators. I was in flooded timber off Bayou Dorcheat and we were slaying them. This was back when we had ducks. I shot a big ole drake Mallard and next thing you know it looks like a freaking lab is going out to get him. It got him and took off. I followed as well as I could but lost him. I got over to where he was going though and started seeing feathers on the water and then, sitting on a stick platform he'd made was the biggest Nutria I've ever seen plucking my bird. I blew a large hole in him and took my bird back. My buddy was watching the whole thing and was as dumbfounded as I was.
I'll start with that one.
re: Catch dogs for non fatal shots
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 11/5/26 at 9:43 am to Stitches
I had a BMC that would run down perfectly healthy deer, nip them on the arse in stride then bay them. I didn't even know that was possible till I saw him do it.
re: How is Texas playing only it's second road game of the year
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 11/5/26 at 8:47 am to tBrand
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not sure why you think that. LSU had beaten ZERO ranked teams. really feeling themselves after beating a hapless Auburn team
And you are beginning to feel the fear and are now in the first stage of grief because of it.
Denial.
Geaux Tigers.
See you soon cows.
re: Mass business exodus from Texas=huge opportunity for Louisiana.
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 11/4/26 at 3:54 pm to PSS101
Why do you think we've gotten 300 Billion in investment moving here? It's not because of the gumbo not having tomatoes in it. It's because we have so much NG and the infrastructure in place to make it super cheap to run your data center, space port, etc.
re: I feel like I fought for nothing
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 11/4/26 at 2:19 pm to Desert Storm 1991
Well, you better lace them back up. That fights coming to you now.
I don't think we can predict what is going to happen over the next two years.
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 11/4/26 at 10:03 am
AI is going to make it really difficult to gaslight with impunity no matter how polished the CIA's propaganda machine (MSM) is. That's one of the main reasons they want to stop it and make it trainable. It's also the reason their AI's will go insane.
Democrats are gonna take this as proof that America wants open borders and communi... errr, socialism. They'll impeach again with the same results. Trump will veto everything if they don't realize fast he would work with them if they would work with him. He's going to try to do a Clinton and Newt chapter. They will probably squander that chance too.
Israel wil probably have to use nuclear weapons if we don't kill Iran immediately. The consequences of that are the reason we're here at all. People think we were worried about Iran nuking Israel??? Since when does Israel allow decapitation strikes without hitting first? Yeah, the threat was never Iran, it was Israel nuking them and taking the lid off the nuclear genie's bottle. Turkey would likely flip to Russia. NATO would be in deep shite instantly. And Russia would absolutely 100% use that as an excuse to hit Ukraine with nukes. That's what Trump was trying to avoid with the strikes on Iran.
The devil is running loose on the world and right now he's winning so I have no idea what is about to happen but this is the moment we're all going to say it turned. God's got a plan so you shouldn't be all freaked out by this. It will work out in the end. But brother... it's going to get worse first.
Democrats are gonna take this as proof that America wants open borders and communi... errr, socialism. They'll impeach again with the same results. Trump will veto everything if they don't realize fast he would work with them if they would work with him. He's going to try to do a Clinton and Newt chapter. They will probably squander that chance too.
Israel wil probably have to use nuclear weapons if we don't kill Iran immediately. The consequences of that are the reason we're here at all. People think we were worried about Iran nuking Israel??? Since when does Israel allow decapitation strikes without hitting first? Yeah, the threat was never Iran, it was Israel nuking them and taking the lid off the nuclear genie's bottle. Turkey would likely flip to Russia. NATO would be in deep shite instantly. And Russia would absolutely 100% use that as an excuse to hit Ukraine with nukes. That's what Trump was trying to avoid with the strikes on Iran.
The devil is running loose on the world and right now he's winning so I have no idea what is about to happen but this is the moment we're all going to say it turned. God's got a plan so you shouldn't be all freaked out by this. It will work out in the end. But brother... it's going to get worse first.
re: If we lose Texas, I think the GOP has to go nuclear and step away from Trump
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 11/3/26 at 10:11 pm to TDsngumbo
frick you.
No.
Incorrect.
Stupid.
No.
Incorrect.
Stupid.
re: Just how fricked is the future of the country?
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 11/3/26 at 10:08 pm to Bham4Tide
Old Genx Baw here.
That cycle is sometimes broken with batshit crazy people who go on unbelieveably popular murder sprees.
That cycle is sometimes broken with batshit crazy people who go on unbelieveably popular murder sprees.
re: Knife guys: stiletto automatic (switchblade)
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 11/3/26 at 7:01 pm to Cosmo
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I just keep a kershaw brawler in pocket most of time
Flips open as fast as a stilleto
Same. Lately it's been a Spyderco Native Chief. Over four inches of 'part you out'.
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