
Captain Rumbeard
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re: US Army Reserve asks whether units can be ready in as little as 3 months for Cuba action
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 9/25/26 at 8:06 pm to uggabugga
Lets look at the scoresheet.
Venezuela: Zero dead. Maduro bagged. They then bend the knee and give up oil to us forever.
Iran: Zombied. Decapitated to the point nobody can stop anything from happening in the country. No money for Hamas, Houthis, Hezbollah, etc, etc, etc. No way to build more high tech stuff. No way to pay anyone. No way to buy food. Nothing. Rebellion hapening. But somebody runs a howitzer up to the beach and hits a tanker and suddenly the strong Islamic Republic owns the straits to the mid wits.
Cuba: Zombied. No oil coming in without our say so. Easy pickings that we won't have to do anything offensive. Just move in and help get them back up to the 21st century while rounding up an insurgency that won't be popular at all and likely will be hunted down and killed.
Venezuela: Zero dead. Maduro bagged. They then bend the knee and give up oil to us forever.
Iran: Zombied. Decapitated to the point nobody can stop anything from happening in the country. No money for Hamas, Houthis, Hezbollah, etc, etc, etc. No way to build more high tech stuff. No way to pay anyone. No way to buy food. Nothing. Rebellion hapening. But somebody runs a howitzer up to the beach and hits a tanker and suddenly the strong Islamic Republic owns the straits to the mid wits.
Cuba: Zombied. No oil coming in without our say so. Easy pickings that we won't have to do anything offensive. Just move in and help get them back up to the 21st century while rounding up an insurgency that won't be popular at all and likely will be hunted down and killed.
re: Iran bending the knee?
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 9/25/26 at 7:18 pm to UptownJoeBrown
Nah. frick em.
re: China spending 295 billion on SI and US 5tillion and Xi very concerned about security lol
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 9/25/26 at 9:57 am to el Gaucho
They built a better ai in a weekend for like 300 bucks than the one we spent billions on
Uh, no. They didn't. Go look it up.
Uh, no. They didn't. Go look it up.
re: I guess the plan is to overwhelm the PT with anti Trump tolls.
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 9/25/26 at 9:47 am to loogaroo
Yeah there's a push right now.
Imagine 20 years ago sitting here shite talking other SEC teams on this LSU board not realizing that this place is going to become enough of a powerful political influencer that the communists will have to create gazillions of fake accounts, level them up on this site, then deploy them en masse when needed to appear to have a consensus on whatever issue they're paid to promote.
Imagine 20 years ago sitting here shite talking other SEC teams on this LSU board not realizing that this place is going to become enough of a powerful political influencer that the communists will have to create gazillions of fake accounts, level them up on this site, then deploy them en masse when needed to appear to have a consensus on whatever issue they're paid to promote.
re: Well kids, it’s not looking good for the home team
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 9/24/26 at 8:19 pm to Geekboy
We're believing polls now?
re: Spinoff :Rat Sot in 22 !R Pistol-Ever know anybody that shot a hole in their boat.
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 9/24/26 at 8:16 pm to LSUA 75
I shot one in my backyard koi pond and that's just a hard plastic liner and it didn't penetrate it and he was up next to it. Ratshot is small.
re: Rat Shot in 22LR Pistol
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 9/24/26 at 8:13 pm to NASA_ISS_Tiger
I know my Ruger Mark 2 won't.
But my Ruger Single Six has zero issues and is just cool as shite cocking that hammer every shot. It's like you're letting them know...
But my Ruger Single Six has zero issues and is just cool as shite cocking that hammer every shot. It's like you're letting them know...
re: Freddy from World Cup is heading towards you
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 9/24/26 at 6:50 pm to PJinAtl
Kiffin will have them behind him with some fitness models and shite getting off the bus with him. Have him running drills with the kickers.
re: Orcas doing orca things
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 9/23/26 at 10:33 pm to athenslife101
Think of how many things you killed for less than spite.
re: Cottonmouth Photos/Video from Sunday
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 9/23/26 at 7:33 pm to Funky Tide 8
Nobody is going to believe this story but it's true nonetheless.
When I was a kid my brother and I would go to the pond by the house to catch bream on beetle spins hand over fist. We saw a huge snake on a log that was half submerged. He ran home to get a shotgun while I sat and kept my eyes on it. We assumed this was a big water snake because we'd killed tons of those in this pond which was right by the house.
He gets back and shoots it from shore but he missed the head and the thing recoiled, popped that mouth open and flashed that cotton then he did something to this day I don't get. He bit himself. Popped the mouth back open and bro shot him in the head and it flopped dead on the log. And it stayed there.
So we're looking at each other like we just saw a ghost. Because we both said it was 8 feet long and we knew that wasn't possible so we got a canoe and went back to get it. This would have been late seventies so no parents involved in this scenario anywhere.
We got out there to it and it was still there but it looked like it was about to work it's way off the log and no feaking way are we reaching into the water for it. It was so fat the body was laying across both sides of the log. Looking back on it that snake was like calf sized at his biggest part. Fat to the tail then skinny. So me being in the back of the canoe and the older brother I naturally asigned him to grab it. To which the future Seal looked at me like I had lost my mind and he was concerned for me. So I talked him into doing it with boat paddles. And thats how it slid off the log and disappeared forever.
I don't think it was 8 feet long now. But I would not be amazed if it was seven. The head on it was enormous.
Commence disbelief!
When I was a kid my brother and I would go to the pond by the house to catch bream on beetle spins hand over fist. We saw a huge snake on a log that was half submerged. He ran home to get a shotgun while I sat and kept my eyes on it. We assumed this was a big water snake because we'd killed tons of those in this pond which was right by the house.
He gets back and shoots it from shore but he missed the head and the thing recoiled, popped that mouth open and flashed that cotton then he did something to this day I don't get. He bit himself. Popped the mouth back open and bro shot him in the head and it flopped dead on the log. And it stayed there.
So we're looking at each other like we just saw a ghost. Because we both said it was 8 feet long and we knew that wasn't possible so we got a canoe and went back to get it. This would have been late seventies so no parents involved in this scenario anywhere.
We got out there to it and it was still there but it looked like it was about to work it's way off the log and no feaking way are we reaching into the water for it. It was so fat the body was laying across both sides of the log. Looking back on it that snake was like calf sized at his biggest part. Fat to the tail then skinny. So me being in the back of the canoe and the older brother I naturally asigned him to grab it. To which the future Seal looked at me like I had lost my mind and he was concerned for me. So I talked him into doing it with boat paddles. And thats how it slid off the log and disappeared forever.
I don't think it was 8 feet long now. But I would not be amazed if it was seven. The head on it was enormous.
Commence disbelief!
re: Speaker Johnson Calls for Trump to Get Out of Iran: ‘We’ve Got to Bring it to a Resolution
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 9/23/26 at 6:43 pm to ArHog
quote:.
Isn't that cuck on another vacation?
Yep. Drove by his house today and the Black SUV's are there and there's extra deputies so he's home.
re: Official US/Israel vs Iran war thread
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 9/23/26 at 3:45 pm to MBGamecock
quote:
Seeing all this stuff in Baluch, I have to wonder if we have some SF on the ground working "behind the scenes" in Iran.
I'm not wondering about that at all. We almost certainly do.
re: Is it ever Ok to murder innocent women and children?
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 9/23/26 at 3:26 pm to NawlinsTiger9
The world would be vastly improved if it was ALL OF THEM.
re: He's Renaming More Stuff - AI to Become "Super Intelligence"
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 9/23/26 at 3:20 pm to BoarEd
He's using their own manipulation of the language to spin things against them. He's right about this. Artificial intelligence is still real intelligence. It's just far superior to any living human's. Thus, "Super Intelligence" is more accurate and less negative.
I think once they went after AI he realized what they'd done and decided to fix it while it's possible. The man throws open Overton Windows. It's what he does.
I think once they went after AI he realized what they'd done and decided to fix it while it's possible. The man throws open Overton Windows. It's what he does.
re: Adam Schiff, not sure if true
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 9/23/26 at 3:16 pm to BoarEd
Well, somebody would be.
re: watched Trump's UN address and think he did a great job. Spoke very directly at issues
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 9/22/26 at 4:46 pm to AUCom96
You big mad.
Good.
Good.
re: Is Russia about to move on multiple euro countries?
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 9/21/26 at 12:02 pm to LSUDropout
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Admittedly I’m not terribly educated on how the current war with Ukraine is going, but my perception is that they’ve got their hands fairly fully with that. From a strategic perspective, why would they look to expand the hostilities?
Because that takes it from something the West is willing to tolerate and feed, to something much more important than Ukraine to the West. If they can't get us to stop Ukraine when it's just Ukraine under threat they will be much more receptive to stopping this once he's got troops standing in NATO territory.
We never should have done the Maidan Coup. Victoria Nuland should be put on trial for crimes against humanity for starting this shite.
re: Is Russia about to move on multiple euro countries?
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 9/18/26 at 11:25 pm to Bronco11
At this point, I think the west would be better served with the Eurocucks fading into history. Can't allow the muslims to take it so if the Russians can do it, and we can somehow get a realistic deal out of them well.... yikes.
Sucks to be a eurotrash right now because you morons did this to yourselves.
Sucks to be a eurotrash right now because you morons did this to yourselves.
re: Republicans are about to lose house and senate
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 9/18/26 at 11:22 pm to cbtullis
It proves the power of the mind control operation they've developed via the media and everything else you interact with. Who knew this many people were incapable of intelligent thought?
re: Trump only went into Iran for his legacy
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 9/18/26 at 11:21 pm to boogiewoogie1978
Crazy people with nuclear weapons and ballistic missiles forfeight their right to survive if you're not the big dog.
Cope bitch.
Cope bitch.
re: Cajun Miracle
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 9/18/26 at 10:48 pm to koreandawg
You right.
You right.
You right.
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