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re: Horns Down….Really?

Posted on 6/17/22 at 12:10 am to
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
17421 posts
Posted on 6/17/22 at 12:10 am to
Nobody sucks a longhorn dick faster than a Sooner on the aggyrant, just like nobody sucks a Sooner dick faster than a sip on the aggyrant.
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
5986 posts
Posted on 6/17/22 at 12:13 am to
quote:

Nobody sucks a longhorn dick faster than a Sooner on the aggyrant, just like nobody sucks a Sooner dick faster than a sip on the aggyrant.


This.

Member when OU was tu's "real rival" and fights broke out at the State Fair grounds.

The good old days.

Back before stupid Aggy went to the SEC...so that zero U and tu could follow along behind.

LULZ

Posted by FluffyBunnyFeet
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2014
2374 posts
Posted on 6/17/22 at 6:39 am to
quote:

... the leather helmet days ...

The only time in history your team has been worth a shite.
Posted by FluffyBunnyFeet
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2014
2374 posts
Posted on 6/17/22 at 6:40 am to
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Nobody sucks a longhorn dick faster than a Sooner on the aggyrant, just like nobody sucks a Sooner dick faster than a sip on the aggyrant.

What the frick is the aggyrant?
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
5806 posts
Posted on 6/17/22 at 6:55 am to
quote:

What the frick is the aggyrant?


It must be how they walk thru life everyday ranting about being laughed at, or it could be about sucking dick. They seem to be consumed with it and talk about it a lot.

quote:

Nobody sucks a longhorn dick faster than a Sooner
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
1881 posts
Posted on 6/17/22 at 7:21 am to
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The only time in history your team has been worth a shite.


You do realize your team is currently not bowl eligible?

As in TODAY.
As in NOW.
As in the PRESENT!

But you are flexing about how awesome your team WAS?

Let’s see this season how you stack up against Bama this year.

Until you can at least get through the SEC with a winning season I suggest you stop with the nonsense of how great you will be.
Because you’re team is 5-7 in the Big 12. Let that sink in.

Bama will tear a hole in your team this year.

You’re joining the SEC so I will let you in on a secret, no one cares about last season. Not even Bama. And they win titles regularly.

Last season is over. What can you do NOW!

The sooner you get that, the less pain you will experience. If you’re coming here flexing how good you used to be, and that’s your fan bases focus, you will be no better than Tennessee is this league.

That’s a fact. This isn’t about where you’ve been. Winning is about where you are going.
Posted by agswin
The Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
4343 posts
Posted on 6/17/22 at 7:48 am to
I can't wait for the first SEC team to get a 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty when they get flagged for a horns down flashing.

That is a penalty in their present conference.
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 6/17/22 at 8:01 am to
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I mean you guys spent millions of dollars to build a uterus in your stadium and you’re concerned about us making fun of you with a horns down sign?
Lol who's concerned? We think it's flattering and a bit a humorous?

Didn't a&m's AD write a letter to the SEC asking Nick Saban to stop bullying his program right after his own head coach cried like a baby on a nationally-broadcasted press conference?
quote:

I think you’ve missed the forrest for the trees
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 6/17/22 at 8:02 am to
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I guess there’s a reason they don’t like Aggie Architects. We don’t incorporate vaginas into the design
You know exactly why anybody would be reticent to use an "Aggie Architect"
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 6/17/22 at 8:05 am to
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tu loves a stat built on the leather helmet days and when A&M fielded a team of fish in wartime
Since the year 2000:

Football: 9-3 Texas

Basketball: 22-8 Texas

Baseball: 39-21 Texas

Or... were those in leather helmet days?


utrejects.com
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
1881 posts
Posted on 6/17/22 at 8:07 am to
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Didn't a&m's AD write a letter to the SEC asking Nick Saban to stop bullying his program right after his own head coach cried like a baby on a nationally-broadcasted press conference?


No. Or not quite. Saban implied that A&M broke Texas law. That’s a big deal. It goes beyond NCAA violations, it could have had legal consequences for A&M. Due to this, A&M was very upset at his actions.

Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18137 posts
Posted on 6/17/22 at 8:07 am to
Thank you for disclosing this. The SEC fans will now use it more BECAUSE it offends them.
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 6/17/22 at 8:08 am to
We love nothing more. There's nothing quite like seeing an opposing fanbase that cares more about your school than they do their own
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
1881 posts
Posted on 6/17/22 at 8:14 am to
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Since the year 2000: Football: 9-3 Texas Basketball: 22-8 Texas Baseball: 39-21 Texas


You’re a special level of stupid. The only stat that matters is what you are today. You are a team that is CURRENTLY not bowl eligible crowing about how great you’ve been over the past 23 years.

You aren’t bowl eligible NOW! And you are flexing about how you USED TO not suck.

Yes, I agree. You USED TO not suck. Now you do. I totally agree with that analysis.

Congratulations on pointing it out so effectively.
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
1881 posts
Posted on 6/17/22 at 8:19 am to
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We love nothing more. There's nothing quite like seeing an opposing fanbase that cares more about your school than they do their own


Please. Oh. My God. You are dumb.

We play national champions almost every year. We compete against the top ten consistently. For the past decade.

Believe me, none of us care about a team that is 5-7. We are fine playing you whenever that naturally occurs.

But get this straight. We have bigger teams to worry about than yours.
This post was edited on 6/17/22 at 8:21 am
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
1881 posts
Posted on 6/17/22 at 8:23 am to
Glad I could help.
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
1881 posts
Posted on 6/17/22 at 8:29 am to
It’s a problem for them because many teams don’t have a hand sign and it’s a one way dig.

tu fans don’t like it when you have the upper hand. They use their influence off the field to try to change that.

It’s what they do.
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
3452 posts
Posted on 6/17/22 at 8:36 am to


What do y'all call the giant big screen above the vagina? The Fupa-tron?



Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
1881 posts
Posted on 6/17/22 at 8:44 am to
Yep. Their stadium has a uterus in it and their students carry around dildos.

Posted by TwoDatBait
Northshore, LA
Member since Jul 2011
5767 posts
Posted on 6/17/22 at 8:58 am to
Every SEC should incorporate horns down as a signal for plays….
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