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Horn fans - what is the deal with Jeff Banks?

Posted on 10/24/26 at 11:01 pm
Posted by el duderino III
People's Republic of Austin
Member since Jul 2011
2432 posts
Posted on 10/24/26 at 11:01 pm
How is our special teams coordinator so bad at his job and getting paid 1.2m a year
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
29626 posts
Posted on 10/24/26 at 11:02 pm to
Because he married a pole dancer with a monkey. Entertainment
Posted by 1999
Where I be
Member since Oct 2009
34593 posts
Posted on 10/24/26 at 11:03 pm to
Pole assassin
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
21471 posts
Posted on 10/24/26 at 11:03 pm to
He was originally hired for his recruiting chops.. but that probably isn’t really needed at this point..

I think we’ll hire a ST only coach in the offseason.. tbd if Banks keeps his job coaching TE’s
Posted by TX Tea
Member since Sep 2023
1004 posts
Posted on 10/24/26 at 11:25 pm to
Dude is arse. But will probably get a raise for the blocked fg.
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
6474 posts
Posted on 10/24/26 at 11:27 pm to
quote:

How is our special teams coordinator so bad at his job and getting paid 1.2m a year


Sark is big on cronyism
Posted by captcha
Member since Aug 2024
108 posts
Posted on 10/24/26 at 11:48 pm to
He's ex 8&4. Texas imported cancer. Self explanatory.
Posted by mortgageman82
Austin. TX
Member since Jul 2021
364 posts
Posted on 10/24/26 at 11:55 pm to
He’s arse. Thankfully we have a pretty solid place kicker though. I don’t ever remember a fake punt being stopped with him as coach. It works almost every time. Then of course we can’t recover onside kicks. Before Niblett’s punt return TD last week they’ve done absolutely nothing to contribute.
Posted by Rip N Lip
Zambodia
Member since Jul 2019
8032 posts
Posted on 10/25/26 at 1:08 am to
Posted by Bill Parker?
Member since Jan 2013
5639 posts
Posted on 10/25/26 at 1:09 am to
The mantra "you got something, you add a monkey, you got something better" always wins the day.
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
6474 posts
Posted on 10/25/26 at 1:38 am to
Posted by 49 to nada
In aggy and gooner heads, rent free
Member since Sep 2023
5831 posts
Posted on 10/25/26 at 2:31 am to
Monkey mans special team squad has been cucked and violated in every way possible this season.

I really wish I were exaggerating, but Longhorns here know I'm not. Sark may have bought himself another week but Banks and Flood need to be escorted to the city limits asap.
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
5208 posts
Posted on 10/25/26 at 4:53 am to
He's developing Texas ST into Charlie Strong madness.
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
10748 posts
Posted on 10/25/26 at 6:46 am to
This … after every onside kick against Texas this year

Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35622 posts
Posted on 10/25/26 at 6:53 am to
He sucks but it’s ridiculous every fan blames the coaching when the ball literally went through two Horn defenders hands. Right in the gut

These players making 6/7 figures are accountable too. Do your job
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