Historically, Auburn is the clear #1

Luckily we saw the error of our ways and have run one of the cleanest programs in the SEC in the quarter of a century since our last major infraction.

Never staring down a barrel of a gun.

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Never staring down a barrel of a gun.

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The frightened citizens of Wire Road are almost continually looking down the barrels of guns the auNeck players pull on them when hittin' dat lick.

Is that what you meant?

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They’ve been bowl banned 9 times?

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And one of only two schools that won a national title while banned from bowl games.

I just learned Oklahoma did likewise in 1974.

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Clean as a whistle compared to the criminal enterprise across the state Alabama has been running the last 20 years. Let’s compare the last two decades, fig.

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Alabama, my friend, has never done anything wrong. We certainly don't have gangs of players organized into kill squads who home invade innocent families and terrorize little 5 year old girls with guns while robbing them.

auNecks are degenerate and dangerous; it's just fact. It's nothing personal.

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auNecks

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Stop trying to make “fetch” a thing

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Our history of getting busted for cheating is like Tennessee's history of winning. There was a time we did a lot of it. Only millennials think that was a long, long time ago.

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FIFY.

Like they say, it's an ongoing investigation.

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The frightened citizens of Wire Road are almost continually looking down the barrels of guns the auNeck players pull on them when hittin' dat lick.

Is that what you meant?

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No, I meant 21 scholarships for behavior that everyone knew was going on for years. Behavior that was conducted by a person who goes way back to the Bryant years. The NCAA saying " we let you off easy this time".

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Alabama, my friend, has never done anything wrong.

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A guy walks into a bar...