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Posted on 8/12/22 at 11:07 am
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7514 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 11:07 am
From Barrett Sallee. Pittman is too low and Drinkwitz is too high.

SEC coaches ranked by who would win in a fight:

1. Bryan Harsin
2. Clark Lea
3. Mark Stoops
4. Kirby Smart
5. Billy Napier
6. Shane Beamer
7. Sam Pittman
8. Lane Kiffin
9. Eli Drinkwitz
10. Josh Heupel
11. Jimbo Fisher
12. Nick Saban
13. Brian Kelly
14. Mike Leach
Posted by MullenBoys
In the minds of Ole Miss fans
Member since Apr 2014
13673 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 11:11 am to
Mike Leach knows how to swing a sword. Get your act together homie.
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
17263 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 11:16 am to
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SEC coaches ranked by who would win in a fight:

1. Bryan Harsin


Posted by ReversePiggie
In non-Arkansas US
Member since Sep 2021
3591 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 11:17 am to
Stoops/ Lea make sense.

Saban has a huge heart and personality, but does anyone really think the old man would win a fight with any coach in the SEC other that Eli? We already have video evidence that Kelly would destroy him in a dance-off.

Harsin at #1 is odd, although he did a pretty good job of holding ground against most of their fat boosters. Keep up the good fight!
This post was edited on 8/12/22 at 11:18 am
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
16663 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 11:18 am to
It's as if Barrett Sallee went to Auburn or something...
Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 11:18 am to
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Drinkwitz is too high




Not so fast.
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
4894 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 11:25 am to
Saban would need a new hip after he falls from the first punch.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7514 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 11:30 am to
I said you would enjoy it.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65776 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 11:32 am to

Pittman is going to difuse and likely make you buy dinner later and talk. You'll leave giving the big man a hug.
Posted by hoojy
In the fridge with my hot sauce.
Member since Nov 2013
8575 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 11:33 am to
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3. Mark Stoops


Should be number 1 now. Hot-tempered ginger ftw.
Posted by PayPal
Member since Jun 2022
524 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 11:36 am to
I went to college with drink....he aint beating nobody in a fight and he will cry till someone listens about being picked on.
Posted by Hogfan13
Member since Jul 2019
2950 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 11:40 am to
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Mike Leach knows how to swing a sword


Probably fights pretty dirty too. That said, he doesn't really seem like much of a fighter. He'd probably either literally kill you, or lose the fight.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
46617 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 11:44 am to
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14. Mike Leach


Wayyyyy too low. This dude is unhinged. Go watch a video of him when he’s mad

ETA: LINK
This post was edited on 8/12/22 at 11:46 am
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
40010 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 11:48 am to
Sunbelt Billy is way to low
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
16176 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 11:51 am to
I personally think Saban would beat the dog shite out of Jimbo. Jimbo is a puss. Saban maybe small, but that's one determined man with a serious mean streak.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
46617 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 11:56 am to
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I personally think Saban would beat the dog shite out of Jimbo. Jimbo is a puss. Saban maybe small, but that's one determined man with a serious mean streak.


Jimbo sprinted away from a Gatorade bath and pulled a hammy. Saban would eat that guy alive.
Posted by TrussvilleTide
The Endless Void
Member since Sep 2021
4069 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 11:58 am to
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Barrett Sallee


cringe
Posted by GeauxNewUser
corner of wellborn & jersey
Member since Nov 2018
366 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 12:13 pm to
Saban would cry cuz it isn't fair and act like a bitch.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41395 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 12:19 pm to
Pittman is hard to rank because he could do some damage, but he might gas out before he finishes giving you a beating.
Posted by mpwilging
Punta Gorda Isles, Florida
Member since Jan 2011
6959 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 12:23 pm to
Pittman's tig ole bitties would get in the way...
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