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re: Here it is - the melt

Posted on 12/20/25 at 9:26 pm to
Posted by SlicedBread
Member since Feb 2022
1036 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 9:26 pm to
quote:

desk colonel


Fake army has opinions on your service record
Posted by AlaskaAg
Member since Feb 2022
1551 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 9:27 pm to
It’s a joke bruh. Actually love that guy.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
39239 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 9:39 pm to
You’re supposed to say this on the Lobotomy Moratorium Board.
Posted by hookem2522
Member since Jan 2022
2543 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

It’s a joke bruh. Actually love that guy.


Yet you go beyond cussing him out. You unleashed a barrage of very nasty aggy speak words.

You disgrace even ungracious aggies. You are the pits. Must be the cult coming out in you.
Posted by koreandawg
South Korea
Member since Sep 2015
13377 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 9:45 pm to
quote:

You lost me here.


Guy knows class when he sees it.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
11009 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 9:46 pm to
Chin up. Collapsing in December instead of September is real progress for your program.
Posted by Vfral1
Jawja
Member since Jan 2021
347 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 9:48 pm to
Embarrassing….
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
31781 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 9:50 pm to
Solid thread 10/10

quote:

Alabama can suck my balls.


Upvote for this

Posted by LSU Jax
Gator Country Hell
Member since Sep 2006
10543 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 9:54 pm to
quote:

This baw is big mad

Apparently a lifetime pulling for an irrelevant program takes it’s toll. Poor fella.

He really should consider upping his Lexapro dosage though.
Posted by AlaskaAg
Member since Feb 2022
1551 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:05 pm to
You don’t get the joke. It’s okay non rate
Posted by AlaskaAg
Member since Feb 2022
1551 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

Yet you go beyond cussing him out. You unleashed a barrage of very nasty aggy speak words. You disgrace even ungracious aggies. You are the pits. Must be the cult coming out in you.


Oooohhh frick all the way off. Anyone who has been in the shite has the skin to get over a little inter “rivalry” jab. Sit in the corner and stay silent you non rate hack.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
9287 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:12 pm to
Bro, chill lol.
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
31775 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:16 pm to
The Gumps wish to take you up on the ball suckin’ proposal.


But you gotta meet them at Krystal Burger.


Good luck to both parties. Made for each other.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
9287 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:17 pm to
quote:

The Gumps wish to take you up on the ball suckin’ proposal. But you gotta meet them at Krystal Burger. Good luck to both parties. Made for each other.

I have no clue what this is about, but whatever.
Posted by GoldenDawg
Dawg in Exile
Member since Oct 2013
21830 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:20 pm to
Posted by hookem2522
Member since Jan 2022
2543 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:25 pm to
quote:

Oooohhh frick all the way off. Anyone who has been in the shite has the skin to get over a little inter “rivalry” jab. Sit in the corner and stay silent you non rate hack


Winner winner chicken dinner. AlaskaGag has won the title of Most Melt Worthy aggy of all aggy. Let your mother read what you've written here tonight.

And one more thing for the not smartest ag... we're not your rival.

Poor AgriCULTure and Mechanical College
Posted by theballguy
Colorado (home) & DC (work)
Member since Oct 2011
34741 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:26 pm to
quote:

quote:
Good luck to Ole Miss and Georgia

You lost me here.


Me too.

Posted by theballguy
Colorado (home) & DC (work)
Member since Oct 2011
34741 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:27 pm to
Posted by theballguy
Colorado (home) & DC (work)
Member since Oct 2011
34741 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:29 pm to
quote:

The Gumps wish to take you up on the ball suckin’ proposal.


But you gotta meet them at Krystal Burger.


Good luck to both parties. Made for each other.


I can only take this as you want others to suck balls but you want to do it through their ball sucking

You noobs who join just get weirder and fricking weirder every year
Posted by theballguy
Colorado (home) & DC (work)
Member since Oct 2011
34741 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:30 pm to
desk colonel ????????????????

weirdest thread i've seen in a while
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