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Happy Bert Bielema Day!

Posted on 10/26/17 at 7:02 am
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51817 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 7:02 am
10/26


Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18879 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 7:04 am to
Didn't know it was his birthday. Golden Corral is on me big man
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 7:09 am to
Trivia question - how many Golden Corrals has Bert shut down?
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
12742 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 7:14 am to
Is 1026 his birthday or his current weight?
Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
2988 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 7:29 am to
Happy birthday biggin'. I like the guy. Seems like the cool uncle that would buy you beer.
Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4446 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 7:59 am to
I will forever love Bert for Ole Miss 4th and 25.

He's the guy we all want to be.....drinking beer, eating whatever the hell he wants and don't care what anyone thinks. Banging a supermodel nightly. Making almost 4 and a half million per year. A colossal frick up, but so damn lovable that nobody really cares. Crushes Ole Miss dreams annually.

What's not to love about the magnificent bastard?
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 8:06 am to
I'm gonna eat a 2-pack of Lil Debbie cakes in honor of Bert today!




Zebra Cakes, Devil Squares, or Swiss Rolls? Can't decide
Posted by Shawn Spencer
The Spirit World
Member since Nov 2011
1185 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 8:13 am to
Posted by chappaslappa
Member since Feb 2010
1254 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 9:42 am to
10-26, what is his record in SEC play, Alex?
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 9:44 am to
This is a good thread.

Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18045 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 9:45 am to
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18163 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 9:48 am to
quote:

Happy Bert Bielema Day!


Actually, it sounds like a wonderful idea for an unofficial holiday.

Eat, drink, blow of work performance obligations, and f@ck some chick at least 2 levels out of your league.
Posted by sawfiddle
New Hope, Alabama
Member since Aug 2008
5713 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 9:52 am to
Easy there, big shot. Best gets an estimate after a weigh in at Golden Corral. They will do 20% down and 3.99 APR with approved credit.

Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61581 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 9:56 am to
That gif


Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22188 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 10:01 am to
I was going to post a list of all the things I love about Bert but I turned my back and, you guessed it, Bert ate the list.
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
50233 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 10:10 am to
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Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 10:19 am to
quote:

Farmer1906


Sorry Farmer, he beat you by almost 2 hours. Your thread was good too, though
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
50233 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 10:24 am to
Damn, I am slow.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
17277 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 11:12 am to
We could potentially commemorate two more Happy Bertdays this year, on 11/29 or even 12/28.

But it's also quite possible we'll miss our next opportunity to celebrate this coming Monday.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 11:14 am to
quote:

Zebra Cakes, Devil Squares, or Swiss Rolls? Can't decide


Update: Went with all 3. I think Bert would be proud
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