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re: Gus Malzahn has man boobs

Posted on 9/8/20 at 6:38 pm to
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
17185 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 6:38 pm to
quote:

Only we have a chance to win in basketball
Uhh, we won the last time we played at Auburn. Yes. In football.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52632 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

Uhh, we won the last time we played at Auburn. Yes. In football.


One of your last eighteen isnt bad.

I guess.
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
6897 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 6:50 pm to
thatguy45, my hero !
Posted by Mithridates6
Member since Oct 2019
8220 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 7:05 pm to
Developed from stress from his wife more likely
Posted by HouseofWaffles
Member since Nov 2014
4651 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 8:11 pm to
Congrats on that win in 2009. Your first win against Auburn since the 60's. I'm sure that'll give the Wildcats a ton of momentum in the upcoming game.
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
16175 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

I see your Gus Malzahn and raise you Sam Pittman.





If Tit Boss takes his shirt off on tv do they have to blur them out?
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18890 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 10:14 pm to
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18890 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 10:14 pm to
Only if it's not on skinemax
Posted by OleManDixon
Lexington
Member since Jan 2018
9234 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 10:22 pm to
quote:

Congrats on that win in 2009. Your first win against Auburn since the 60's. I'm sure that'll give the Wildcats a ton of momentum in the upcoming game.


So past performances have no effect on the outcome of the game. Agreed.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7507 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 10:23 pm to
quote:

eating at waffle house


If you don't eat at Waffle House, then you don't belong in the SEC. That's as southern as it gets.
Posted by cheesey
Member since Mar 2004
279 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

man boobs


Came here for a “moobs” reference.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

bigDgator
quote:

Hey us man boob guys need a little love too.


Well, we know know what the D stands for.
Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
22786 posts
Posted on 9/8/20 at 10:42 pm to
Ya know, for a while i wondered if i even liked you. And now i realize that i love ya man (no homo), i really do. This post is insightful and extremely relevant during these difficult times...

Post more....
Posted by PrattvilleTiger
Prattville Al
Member since May 2020
1743 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 12:38 am to
Kentucky fans talking shite about football? Man, 2020 is a weird year.
Posted by Luke
1113 Chartres Street, NOLA
Member since Nov 2004
13413 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 7:34 am to
Yeah well you aren’t incorrect so there’s that...
Posted by LegendOfCobb
Athens of the West
Member since Jun 2014
2366 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 8:00 am to
The weirdest thing to have come from their impending arse kicking at the hands of Stoops is the realization that Auburn fans think they’re a football power. I don’t know how to say this exactly, but no one is scared of Auburn.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21306 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 8:01 am to
Posted by DawgsLife
Member since Jun 2013
58915 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 8:08 am to
In fairness, since Corona has hit I have put on about 10-15 lbs, and if that continues I will have to consider a sports bra.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18890 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:27 am to
Happy to entertain, that's what I'm here for
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41341 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

Well, we know know what the D stands for.


Well my teets are getting bigger than my peen if this Wuhan flu keeps everything shut down, that's for sure.

But the D is for Dallas unfortunately. Not unfortunate for Dallas, just my manhood.
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